The Case Against Jill (2010)

Actors: Melanie Lewis (actress), Megan Lee (actress), Stephen Akina (composer), Cyrille Autin (actor), Jeffrey James Perry (actor), Jonathan Lucas (editor), Hahn Cho (actor), Jonathan Lucas (actor), Roy Choi (producer), Roy Choi (writer), Roy Choi (writer), Roy Choi (director), Chase Hemphill (actor), Carolyn Christian (actress), Austin Jose (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Mystery, Short,

Happily N'Ever After 2 (2009)

Actors: Doug Erholtz (actor), Kate Higgins (actress), Doug Erholtz (actor), Kate Higgins (actress), Doug Erholtz (actor), Cindy Robinson (actress), Lex Lang (actor), Kirk Thornton (actor), Doug Stone (actor), David Lodge (actor), David Lodge (actor), Jason Netter (producer), Paul Buckley (composer), G.K. Bowes (actress), G.K. Bowes (actress),

Plot: Fairy tales collide when Mambo and Munk tip the scales of good and evil once again. This time Princess Snow White is a misguided teenager who'd rather have fun with friends Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks and Little Bo Peep than help peasants. When Snow White's father is matched up with Lady Vain - a scheming witch brewing to rule the kingdom - Snow White becomes a thorn in Lady Vain's side. now White is soon tricked by Lady Vain (with Rumpelstiltskin's help) into spreading vicious gossip about the townspeople, forcing her to flee. Through rebuilding the three little pigs' houses with the seven dwarves leading the way, Snow White learns the value of helping others. Only Snow White can foil her dad's wedding to stop Lady Vain. With Mambo and Munk in tow, Snow White proves she can rule the kingdom, while bringing balance back to the scales of good and evil.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, digit-in-title, number-in-title, numbered-sequel, punctuation-in-title, second-part, sequel
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Another Bite @ the Apple.

Saltwater (2000)

Actors: David M. Thompson (producer), Rod Stoneman (producer), Brendan Gleeson (actor), Carl Duering (actor), Brian Cox (actor), Eamonn Hunt (actor), Simon Delaney (actor), Michael McElhatton (actor), Eva Birthistle (actress), Emer Reynolds (editor), Tommy O'Neill (actor), Peter McDonald (actor), Derry Power (actor), Garrett Keogh (actor), Gina Moxley (actress),

Genres: ,

Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme (1990)

Actors: Deborah Harry (actress), Teri Garr (actress), Ben Vereen (actor), Shelley Duvall (actress), Garry Shandling (actor), Little Richard (actor), Paul Simon (actor), Van Dyke Parks (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Howie Mandel (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Harry Anderson (actor), Bobby Brown (actor), Katey Sagal (actress), Cyndi Lauper (actress),

Plot: There's a crisis in Rhymeland! All the Rhymies (the characters from Nursery Rhymes) are disappearing! Gordon Goose, son of Mother Goose, and Little Bo Peep set off across Rhymeland to find their missing friends.

Keywords: absent-mother, acceptance, banquet, bar, based-on-nursery-rhyme, blind, blind-detective, cape, carnival-barker, celebrity-guests
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Mystery,

Quotes:

Gordon Goose: Why is everything in black and white?::Three Blind Mice: We're colorblind.::Gordon Goose: But I'm not colorblind.::Three Blind Mice: It's not your office.

Little Bo Peep: [after numerous accidents, Gordon wants to drive] Forget it! Nobody can drive my car!::[she drives off]::Gordon Goose: Especially her! [a few seconds later, Bo Peep drives back up again]::Little Bo Peep: I got lonely. You can drive. [Gordon gets into the driver's seat]

Jack: I need to stop falling down this hill and breaking my crown. This is the thirtieth something time I've done this!::Jill: Oh yeah? Well I am constantly the one who if forced to tumble down the hill following after you! Why can't it be Jill's turn to break her crown, and you come tumbling after for a change, huh!

Little Bo Peep: Nowhere's not such a bad place, I've been there.

Little Miss Muffet: Company! How nice. Please please come on in.::Gordon Goose: Uh, I think it may be a little crowded, not to mention anatomically dangerous.::Little Miss Muffet: No problem! You just have to think to shrink. Think hard. Think to shrink!

Simple Simon: [sings] On the road again... can't remember why I'm on the road again.::Gordon Goose: Hey! I'm gonna be off the road again if you don't get the guitar out of my face, I'm driving here!

Lou the Lamb: You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.::Mary: Shut up, Lou.

Little Bo Peep: Your Majesty, we're very sorry to interrupt your merrymaking, but we have something very important to discuss with you.::Old King Cole: [shouts] Important! You insult me by requesting that I, Old King Cole, the merriest of soul, discuss something of importance? HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!::[Silence stirs as the Minister sits him down and puts on his crown, Bo Peep and Gordon bows to him, suddenly Old King Cole laughs along with everyone else]::Old King Cole: Oh, How about this! A practical joke! I just love practical jokes!

Little Bo Peep: It's time to boldly go where no cow has gone before.::Gordon Goose: Okay, hang on! Whoa!::[they speed off through space until Gordon screams seeing that they are headed into the Mother Goose book]::Little Bo Peep: Gordon, stop the cow! LOOK OUT!::[They head inside the book and find themselves in the real world]::Gordon Goose: Where the blazes are we?::Little Bo Peep: We're not in Rhymeland anymore.

Little Bo Peep: Mistress Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?::Mary Quite Contrary: Oh, it's a mess! The silver bells aren't ringing, the cockleshells are being eaten by aphids, and the pretty maids are getting uglier by the minute. Mm! Besides, the rototiller's on the blink and the gophers are the size of Buicks.

The Mother Goose Video Treasury (1987)

Actors: Will Ryan (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Ron Gans (actor), John Lovelady (actor), John Lovelady (actor), John Lovelady (miscellaneous crew), Patty Maloney (actress), Patty Maloney (actress), Bruno Alexander (actor), Bruno Alexander (miscellaneous crew), Bruno Alexander (actor), Van Snowden (actor), Van Snowden (actor), Van Snowden (miscellaneous crew), Denise McKenna (actress),

Plot: In Gooseberry Glen, Mother Goose lives with her friendly gander, Bertram. She and Bertram help the community and interact with each other. Originally produced in 1987, the treasury uses puppets and live action to bring alive the famous characters.

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical, Short,

Babes in Toyland (1961)

Actors: Ray Bolger (actor), Bess Flowers (actress), Jack Donohue (actor), Jack Donohue (director), Walt Disney (producer), Bill Thomas (costume designer), Robert Banas (actor), Ann Jillian (actress), Annette Funicello (actress), Ward Kimball (writer), Tommy Kirk (actor), Ed Wynn (actor), Kevin Corcoran (actor), Mary McCarty (actress), Gene Sheldon (actor),

Plot: Tom the Piper's Son is about to marry Mary Quite Contrary. On the eve of their wedding, evil miser Barnaby hires two henchmen to drown Tom and steal Mary's sheep, cared for by Little Bo Peep, thus depriving Mary and the children she lives with of their livelihood, forcing her to marry Barnaby. The sheep are stolen, but Gonzorgo and Roderigo, Barnaby's henchmen, double-cross him by selling Tom to a band of gypsies instead, leaving Tom with the opportunity to escape and make his way with Mary, Bo-Peep, and other Mother Goose characters to Toyland.

Keywords: blame, irresponsibility, lifting-an-adult-into-the-air, lifting-female-in-air, lifting-male-in-air, lifting-someone-into-the-air, little-boy, little-girl, miniaturization, remake
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: The happiest, most delightful musical comedy of your lifetime! It's Bright! It's Wonderful! A Musical Holiday of Fun for Everyone! Follow Your Heart to Joyland! A Dazzling World of Song, Dance and Laughter!

Quotes:

Mother Goose: Now, let's see. There's something borrowed, something blue...::[Barnaby enters]::Barnaby: Good day, friends.::Sylvester: And here's something old and ugly too.

Mary Contrary: I'd never marry just for wealth alone.

Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!::Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.

Gonzorgo: We don't know how to tell you this, Miss Mary. No, we don't know how to tell you this at all. We were 20 leagues at sea and it was calm as it could be, when out of the north, there came a sudden squall! He was standing at the wheel he was, Miss Mary, and across the deck, the might ocean roared, and the mizzen broke and fell and we heard the fellow yell as it bashed him down and swept him overboard!::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!::Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?::Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.::Mary Contrary: Tom sank?::Mother Goose: Tom sank?::Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?::Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?::Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!::Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?::Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea.::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!::Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?::Barnaby: Does this letter offer some explanation? I presume he's written more?::Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir! "I am poor," the letter reads, "and can't support you, and it's best I sail away to set you free. Noble lady that you are, you'd be better off by far if you were to marry wealthy Barnaby." We advice you to forget him now, Miss Mary, though our condolences to you we will extend, but we'll blame you not, my dear, if you care to shed a tear for the way he met his most untimely end.::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! To the very bottom, he sank into the sea! [Rodrigo suddenly sinks in the puddle and then slowly comes back up. Gonzorgo tries to find the hole, but can't]::Sylvester: How about that!::Mary Contrary: [near tears] Oh, my poor brave Tom, sacrificing his life for my welfare!::Mother Goose: Poor Mary. Come, children, in the house.::Sylvester: There's something fishy about this!::Mother Goose: Hush, Sylvester!::Sylvester: Well, I wouldn't trust either one of them, the fat one or the idiot!

Toymaker: You know something? I think we should go to lunch!

[first lines]::Sylvester: Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly. [chuckles] At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...::Mother Goose: [behind curtain] Sylvester, talk faster.::Sylvester: "Talk faster"? You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all! As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present your hostess for this occasion, weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds...::Mother Goose: Sylvester!::Sylvester: Hmph! I present the one and only Mother Goose.::[Mother Goose enters]::Mother Goose: Thank you, Sylvester.::[under her breath]::Mother Goose: Blabbermouth.::[out loud]::Mother Goose: I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village. Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.::Sylvester: Two of my closest friends.::Mother Goose: I know. So put on your best smile, set free your imagination, and come with us to Mother Goose Village. Sylvester?::Sylvester: Alright, boys, open the curtains!

Gonzorgo: Look, Roderigo, a gypsy camp. Gypsies, eh? I've heard it said that gypsies buy babies. I wonder if they'd be interested in purchasing this fine, strapping youth?::[Tom tries to wake but Roderigo hits on the head with a mallet, putting him back to sleep]::Gonzorgo: Roderigo, I have an idea. Why don't we sell Tom to the gypsies and that way collect for him twice, understand?::[Roderigo shakes his head]::Gonzorgo: Listen, Barnaby is paying us to get rid of Tom, but if instead of throwing Tom into the sea, we sell him to the gypsies, we'll be paid for him again. Once by Barnaby and once by the gypsies. Can't you see that?::[Roderigo nods ecstatically]::Gonzorgo: Right!

Toymaker: Oh, for heaven's sakes! Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.

Barnaby: You are gazing at a happy man.::Sylvester: If he's happy, I'm a chicken!::Mother Goose: Shh.

Barnaby: I don't mind a double-cross and I don't mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me, is insincerity.

Babes in Toyland (1934)

Actors: Zebedy Colt (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Eddie Baker (actor), Richard Alexander (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Eddie Borden (actor), Scotty Beckett (actor), Henry Brandon (actor), Georgie Billings (actor), Tommy Bupp (actor), Bobby Burns (actor), William Burress (actor), Charles Dorety (actor),

Plot: Ollie Dee and Stanley Dum try to borrow money from their employer, the toymaker, to pay off the mortgage on Mother Peep's shoe and keep it and Little Bo Peep from the clutches of the evil Barnaby. When that fails, they trick Barnaby into marrying Stanley Dum instead of Bo Peep. Enraged, Barnaby unleashes the bogeymen from their caverns to destroy Toyland.

Keywords: bridal-veil, eviction, fairy-tale-land, false-accusation, false-report-of-death, forced-marriage, good-versus-evil, goose, kidnapping, king
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: 1 and 1/2 hours of laughter!

Quotes:

Ollie Dee: So far so good.::Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

Stannie Dum: I've got a Christmas present for you.::Barnaby: A Christmas gift in the middle of July?::Stannie Dum: Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.

The Toy Maker: What do you think of the wooden soldiers?::Santa Claus: They're nice but they're not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high.::Stannie Dum: Oh I thought you said 100 soldiers six feet high.

Ollie Dee: Goodbye Stannie.::Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?::Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.::Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.::Ollie Dee: Why not?::Stannie Dum: I don't love him.

Barnaby: Big bait catches big rat!

Ollie Dee: [Bo Peep is being forced to marry Barnaby] Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?::Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!::Ollie Dee: Not housebroken!::Ollie Dee: [to Bo Peep] He means 'heartbroken'::Ollie Dee: [scoffs] Housebroken.

[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]::Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.::Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.

Old King Cole: I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.::Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?

[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]::Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!::Ollie Dee: Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?::Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.::Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin' sense.::Stannie Dum: [into well] Look out!::Ollie Dee: *Don't* tell him to look out!::Stannie Dum: Well, it might'a hit 'im.::Ollie Dee: That's what we *want* it to do!::Stannie Dum: [into well] Did it hit ya?::Ollie Dee: Not a sound.::Stannie Dum: It musta got 'im.

Ollie Dee: Why should you worry? You and he are just like THAT.::Stannie Dum: But that was before we were married.

Simple Simon's Schooling (1916)

Actors: Claude Cooper (actor), Gladys Leslie (actress), Edwin Thanhouser (producer), Lloyd Lonergan (writer), Billy Noel (actor), Frank McNish (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Onésime champion de boxe (1913)

Actors: Ernest Bourbon (actor), Ernest Bourbon (actor), Gaston Modot (actor), Jean Durand (director), Édouard Grisollet (actor), Mademoiselle Davrières (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,