There’s a big difference between kooky monsters and psychotic killers. Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! http://bit.ly/Nf8avU Thank you to Legendary Entertainment and YouTube Space New York! Subscribe to Legendary’s channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=legendarychannel The Key of Awesome playlist! http://bit.ly/14A6SGK Written by Mark Douglas Cast: Boris- Mark Douglas Band: Bass-Courtney Ortiz Drums-Tenealle Farragher Keyboard-Marisa Hunter Hannibal Lecter- Michael Birch Hannibal’s date- Paige Grimard Jigsaw puppeteer- Matt Giudice Guy in bear trap- Ryan Russell Leatherface- Todd Womack Waiter- Monroe Robertson Freddy Krueger- Steven Conroy Cheerleader- Brittany Nicholas Wolfman- Derek DeAngelis Michael Meyers- Justin Brown Jason Voorhees- Bryan Olsen Samara (Ring Girl)- Kristin Taylor Human Centipede: Andy Zou Katie Hartman Beth Hoyt Party Guests: Greg Murtha Joey Ortalani Katina Corrao Noah Gouldsmith Viet Vo Music Produced by Deep V Music http://www.deepvmusic.com Female Vocals- Tatiana Owens The Key of Awesome Website! http://bit.ly/XVGMHx KOA Facebook! http://on.fb.me/11aVK3X Follow us on Twitter @barelypolitical - http://bit.ly/Xowu3M @thekeyofawesome - http://bit.ly/11kAvfr @MarkDouglas73 http://bit.ly/VxWwpe @ToddWomack - http://bit.ly/YGUog2 The Key of Awesome on Google Play! http://bit.ly/13LOTxX Get the songs on iTunes! http://bit.ly/thekeyofawesome TShirts! http://bit.ly/YlPUYf Send us a letter! P.O. Box 30921 NY NY 10011 LYRICS: You remember in the 60’s when I invented the mash Well now the time is come for me to update that smash Since I’ve been out of the fright game for 52 Odd years I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer The first to arrive was Dr. Hannibal Lecter He brought his own date, and seemed to respect her. They hit the dance floor, with a Jive and a jitter Then he ripped off her face! He’s pulling out her liver BACK UP SINGERS That’s really gross BORIS Oh my god what just happened? BACK UP SINGERS He ate her face BORIS Yes I know! I saw!! BACK UP SINGERS Speaking of SAW cut to: Jigsaw next to a guy with a bear trap contraption on his head JIGSAW I like to play disgusting games Sound of the bear trap snapping BACK UP SINGERS He broke his jaw. BORIS That is way too graphic. I’m going to faint Surely all the other guests won’t be this rude Like this classic monster, a scary hip dude He’s got a kooky style and a spooktastic look Oh my god he just hung the waiter on a meat hook!!! Why? BACK UP SINGERS He’s Leatherface BORIS He’s cutting him up with a chainsaw. BACK UP SINGERS It’s what he does BORIS Who’s Freddy Krueger BACK UP SINGERS He haunts your dreams BORIS Oooh he sounds like a real spooker! FREDDY I murder teens. You can’t escape me, b*tch! BORIS Language! In my day the monsters would just gave you a spook. Nowadays, it seems they all just want to make you puke (looking at the guestlist) Ah the Human Centepede, that sounds like a hit Wait, the ones in the back have to eat the front ones shit?! Enough, the party’s over! Everybody out! You all have no idea what “Spooktober” is about. Here comes the Wolfman. he’ll show its done He knows how to be creepy, but he always keeps it fun. BORIS Nooo! That was my friend. Why did he meet such a horrifying end? Is it too much to ask to have some monsters dance It’s really quite a hoot if you’d give it half a chance JIGSAW This guy won’t let it go. I think it’s rather sad FREDDY Guys, I feel guilty LECTER And I also feel bad LEATHERFACE Let’s give him a couple moves, it’s the least we could do. JIGSAW Okay places everybody...and a one and a two. MONSTERS Look at us dance BORIS You did the monster dance? LEATHERFACE Hey look, jazz hands BORIS Wait, don’t twist too fast VICTIMS Our skulls are smashed Samara from The Ring enters LEATHERFACE Oh great, it’s the girl from the ring BACK UP SINGERS Her heart is black BORIS She really knows how to swing FREDDY I wouldn’t look directly at her face if I were you. The girl from the ring sucks out Boris’s soul. LEATHERFACE Oh well, we tried. FREDDIE He died doing what he loved. JIGSAW Monster choreography...I know a game we could play.

• published: 20 Oct 2014
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