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  1. 2 hours ago

    Why am I in a limo on the south shore....

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  3. 3 hours ago

    TFW the Chloraseptic spray tries to go up in your nasal cavity.

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  5. 4 hours ago

    There was a point today where I was looking for the word "Fork" but all I could think was "Ketchup"

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  7. 5 hours ago

    living alone better be a lot more enjoyable than moving alone.

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  8. 6 hours ago

    I just said goodbye to my very best friends. This is a sad day indeed and I AM NOT handling it well.

    1 retweet 3 favorites
  9. 9 hours ago

    I'm 17, and I still ONLY know how to do my mascara.

    2 favorites
  11. 14 hours ago

    If u wish a prominent business man "happy birthday" on fb and his wife u've never met likes it, does she want to fight or fck you?

    2 retweets 2 favorites
  12. Jul 30

    I'm working full time, taking three classes, working on that LSAT AND GRE prep.....what a time to be alive.

    6 favorites
  13. Jul 29 Twin Peaks, San Francisco

    damnit. forgot my keys in my backpack at Twork. cc

    6 favorites
  14. Jul 29 Virginia, USA

    My worst fear is happening... Brandon liking ghetto music

    1 retweet 4 favorites
  15. Jul 29 Zurich, Switzerland

    Trying to organise moving out and into another country. Plus carrying on with all the other usual responsibilities is super tiring.

    4 favorites
  16. Jul 28

    Today I learned that I must believe in science regarding climate change. But I must ignore science when it comes to abortion

    8 retweets 2 favorites
  17. Jul 28

    stuck in traffic on rt 80 next to a creepy man with a handlebar mustache staring me down as he fondles his switchblade...

    1 retweet 5 favorites
  19. Jul 27

    Coffee is more of a need than a want.

    7 retweets 4 favorites
  20. Jul 27

    I need a 9-5 job again; I have lost all sense of time. It's 1 am and I think it's 1 pm. And I think I screwed up my cats too.

    1 retweet 4 favorites
  21. Jul 26

    October is soon. I can already hear the sound of leggings, ugghs and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

    10 favorites

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