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And let me be the first to wish all my conservative friends a happy 1946.
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Alle that Ich want for Christmasse ys gigantique amountes of fundinge for the humanitees
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Today, everyone is either shopping, baking, or Jewish.
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Any time I see "Shia LaBeouf," my brain reflexively spits out "Clara Peller." Am I alone in this?
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Well, this just about wraps up another fake War on Christmas. Same time next year, folks?
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@MGMafioso Any dancing at all from this mob of flesh would be a surprise. -
With all the Christmas cookies and candy, my body is turning into a flesh mob.
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If you need last minute gift ideas, I can help you: buy books from indie bookstores.
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Pope Francis declares, "All fake proclamations and Internet hoaxes given in my name are equally true."
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TARGET offers 10% discount this weekend on all purchases to anyone showing birth certificate, driver's license, and social-security card.
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Christmas better come soon. We are all out of
@davidlubar,@DeborahFreedman,@ChristophrHealy. 1 copy of@Bartography. Oops, gone too. -
@ellenyeomans@DeborahFreedman@ChristophrHealy@Bartography Book sellers are a writer's Christmas (or Hanukkah) present. Thank you. -
It's nice waking up to an external fog for a change.
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When my wife asks, "Would you like some eggs eggs on toast, drizzled with mushroom-basil olive oil?" I consider it a rhetorical question
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Apparently, Phil Robertson will stop making duck-hunting accessories and go back to making Jim-Crow decoys.
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@DelilahSDawson Try them on toast, drizzled with some truffle oil. Simple, but stunning. -
No, you Duck Douche racist, you heard wrong. You have the right to freeze peach. But only if you own the peach. And the freezer.
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I thought Defrock was Deepak's brother.
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Based on mistaken 1st Amendment comments, I guess the far right doesn't read the Constitution any more closely than they read the Bible.
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I guess part of Obama's legacy will be health care for all, a new stock-market high, and no invasions under false pretenses.
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