This week we're imagining a world where the entire animal kingdom drive cars.
Which species favours which manufacturer? What do animal boy racers look like? and does road rage end with one animal eating the other?
Tell us everything.
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We're following the sticky trail and entering the world of gastropods this week. Show us slugs and snails in all their icky, slimy, crunchy glory.
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A lot of people in the world seem to want chaos and anarchy, is that a good thing? Lets find out by spending the week ruining everything. Paint on the walls, throw a tv out the window and cut a hole in your favourite t-shirt.
Ruin everything (in the form of a picture or animation).
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Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more stupider, we're taking it down some percent.
Think of some websites and stuff and do them in a funny not as clever way.
Dumb down the internets!
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"A girl who used to work for me believed that saveloys are made from fish because 'you get them from the fish shop'." Says Richard Mcbeef. He goes on to say "I was getting on for 40 before I became aware that medical doctors don't all have doctorates."
Tell us about your own embarrassing ignorance or that of others.
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We're playing with scale this week. Grab a picture and then enlarge an item within that picture for hilarious results.
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We're laughing at the harsh reality of the world this week. Show us how hopes and dreams are dashed on the rocks of truth. The burger in the advert and the mess that you were given. The dream life your parents promised and the job selling those crappy burgers that you got.
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As we haven't had a QOTW for a few weeks, thought we'd try something a little different. We'd like you to suggest phrases, bits of slang you know and you find amusing and give their definitions.
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The New York Public Library has made thousands of pictures and posters from its collection available online. So have a rummage and do your best/worst to them.
http://digitalcollections.nypl.org/
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It's a lot of work looking after normal sized pets, but just imagine if they were 10 times the size.
Show us your mammoth mutts, giant gerbils and king size kittens.
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We're starting the new year with kids nightmares. Add horror characters to Disney films or put Disney characters in to horror films. Give us Wes Craven's Sleeping Beauty and Pixar's Chainsaw Massacre.
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If animals had cars
This week we're imagining a world where the entire animal kingdom drive cars. Which species favours which manufacturer? What do animal boy racers look like? and does road rage end with one animal eating the other? Tell us everything.
Ignorance
"A girl who used to work for me believed that saveloys are made from fish because 'you get them from the fish shop'." Says Richard Mcbeef. He goes on to say "I was getting on for 40 before I became aware that medical doctors don't all have doctorates." Tell us about your own embarrassing ignorance or that of others.
Gash or Tash
Gashes. Yay! Tashes. Yay! Quizzes. YAY YAY YAY!
Blode and the Giant Bee
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.
Notepad Invaders
Oh fuck. The aliens are coming. And this time they're from the planet biro.
How To Poach An Egg
Tackling the controversial subject of poaching eggs. Including the revolutionary "clingfilm" method.
Graham Rawle
Graham Rawle is the genius illustrator behind The Guardian's 'Lost Consonants'. We asked him about the series, and he responded with the low-down on linguistic mayhem and the fighting prowess of sardines.
