Brak Presents the Brak Show Starring Brak (2000)
Actors:
Keith Crofford (producer),
Michael Lazzo (producer),
Andy Merrill (actor),
Eddie Horst (composer),
Eddie Horst (actor),
Jim Fortier (producer),
Pete Smith (writer),
C. Martin Croker (actor),
Alfreda Gerald (actress),
Anne Susan Brown (producer),
David M. Strandquest (director),
Matthew I. Jenkins (director),
Genres:
Animation,
Comedy,
Quotes:
Voldemar H. Brak Guerta: This song comes from the heart of my bottom.
Zorak: Y'know, every now and then a fan'll send me a present, like a cow or a blender. Or a box of chocolates, y'know the kind with the soft gooey centers. And it really honks me off! 'Cause I hate soft gooey centers!
Jo Dee Messina: You've got great big fangs.::Brak: They came with my head!
Cartoon Planet (1995)
Actors:
Dave Willis (writer),
Keith Crofford (producer),
Michael Lazzo (producer),
Andy Merrill (actor),
Andy Merrill (actor),
Tom Roche (editor),
Andy Merrill (producer),
Andy Merrill (writer),
James M. Huffman (miscellaneous crew),
Eddie Horst (composer),
Tim Garber (editor),
Pete Smith (writer),
George Lowe (actor),
C. Martin Croker (actor),
Plot: Following success as a late night talk show host, Space Ghost recruits Brak (now somewhat brain-damaged) to his cast for his very own variety show. Zorak (from Coast to Coast) serves as the third host.
Keywords: adult-animation, late-night, spoof, superhero
Genres:
Animation,
Comedy,
Musical,
Quotes:
Brak: I forget how to be mean, that radiation half-lobotomized me.::Space Ghost: Say, I've got an idea. Let Zorak teach you how to be mean.::Zorak: Oh, man! Do I hafta?::Space Ghost: Yes, you hafta.::Zorak: Okay Brak. Repeat after me. Space Ghost! I will destroy you!::Brak: Space Ghost! I will destroy you... if you don't mind.
Brak: Here's a letter for me you know how I know that? Cause it starts out Dear Brak!
[referring to coffee]::Space Ghost: How much were you drinking?::Brak: Oooh, about 20 or 40 gallons a day.
Brak: Maybe I should tie a string around my finger to remind myself to write a little note, to remind myself to write a little note, to remind myself to write a little note!
Zorak: Brak, have you ever had a girlfriend?::Brak: Uh well, I had an imaginary girlfriend. No wait, I had a couple, I had 5 or 7! No, I had 4... 2 imaginary girlfriends, and all those imaginary girlfriends were after me buddy!
Brak: Hey, I know this guy... and he's, that kinda guy! Well once he... and then he... Space Ghost do you know this guy?
Brak: It's merely symptomatic of our post-modern ennui. There are no absolutes and not to perceive our world as meaningless when it's really your own freedom you detest. I like pork.
Zorak: Brak, tell me you didn't eat my sandwich.::Brak: Okay, I didn't eat your sandwich.::Zorak: But you did, didn't you?::Brak: Yes.::Zorak: Even though it was in a brown paper bag with big letters on the side. Z-O-R-A-K. Do you know what that spells?::Brak: Umm, there'sayummychickensandwhichinhereandyouneedtoeatit?
Brak: Hey, Zorak, was that your chicken sandwich in the refrigerator?::Zorak: Yes, why do you ask?::Brak: Because I ate it.::Zorak: No you didn't...::Brak: Yes I did.::Zorak: Even though it was in a brown paper bag with the letters 'Z-O-R-A-K' on the sides. Do you know what that spells?::Brak: Ummmm... there's a yummy chicken sandwich in here and you need to eat it? [Zorak screams] Well I wouldn't have eaten it if I knew it was yours! I thought it was Space Ghost's!::Space Ghost: And it would have been perfectly fine to eat my chicken sandwich?::Brak: Yours was a ham sandwich.::Space Ghost: How do you know that?::Brak: Because I ate that too!::Space Ghost: Well now what are Zorak and I going to have for lunch?::Brak: Why don't you order a pizza?::Space Ghost: They won't deliver here anymore... maybe because they don't like being bitten!::Brak: Hey that guy bit me first!::Space Ghost: Whatever!::Brak: Well, I guess this is one of those bad news/good news situations. The bad news is that your guys' sandwiches got eaten, and the good news is... I'm not hungry anymore! [Laughs] Mostly... well, maybe I'm just a little bit hungry.::Brak: [pause] I guess I'll just go and eat my own sandwich.::Zorak: Lets get him!::Brak: Aaaawwww boy! You guys get away from my olive loaf!
[singing, to Zorak, to the tune of "Bad Boys"]::Space Ghost: Bad bug, bad bug / Whatcha gonna do / Whatcha gonna do when the Ghost zaps you? / Bad bug, bad bug / Whatcha gonna do / Whatcha gonna do when you're barbecue?::[Fries Zorak with a beam weapon]
Space Ghost (1966)
Actors:
William Hanna (director),
Alan Reed (actor),
Joseph Barbera (producer),
William Hanna (producer),
Keye Luke (actor),
Joseph Barbera (director),
Joe Ruby (writer),
Ken Spears (writer),
Warner E. Leighton (editor),
Donald Douglas (editor),
Ted Nichols (composer),
Larry C. Cowan (editor),
Anthony Milch (editor),
Walter Black (writer),
Milton Krear (editor),
Genres:
Adventure,
Animation,
Sci-Fi,
Quotes:
Space Ghost: I shall never rest until I bring him to justice.
Pyranor: 'Diabolical' is a mild word for the fate in store for you.
Pyranor: Revenge is sweet, Space Ghost.
Space Ghost: Pyranor himself said, 'Revenge is sweet,' except when it backfires.
Cyclo: Cyclo to all Cyclo Sentinels... Initiate herding action into my Maze of Horror.
Space Ghost: Great Galaxy. What are those weird things?
Space Ghost: So you were watching on your screen, huh? I'm going to have to cut off mutual scanning.