Self Storage (2013)

Actors: Jonathan Silverman (producer), Jonathan Silverman (actor), Tom Laughlin (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Vanessa Leigh (actress), Nick Principe (actor), Nicholas Delmenico (producer), David Gere (actor), David Gere (producer), Tracey Sheldon (actress), Tom DeNucci (writer), Tom Paolino (actor), Tom DeNucci (actor), Tom DeNucci (producer),

Plot: Jake is the overnight security guard at a highly-secured Self Storage facility in rural Rhode Island. When his friend's party plans fall through, he invites them to his job site to throw a fiesta of his own. There couldn't be a better location: removed, no people, nothing but party... right? Innocent mischief turns a naughty night of fun into an evening of horror. We soon learn that some things were meant to stay under lock and key and certain places were supposed to be left undisturbed. The kids aren't the only ones at the self storage facility who are looking for a night of fun.

Genres: Horror,

Crazy House (1943)

Actors: Nigel Bruce (actor), Leo Carrillo (actor), Jimmy Aubrey (actor), Edgar Barrier (actor), Robert Barron (actor), Bobby Barber (actor), Bobby Barber (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Turhan Bey (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Count Basie (actor), Johnny Mack Brown (actor), Lane Chandler (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Music,

Quotes:

[questioning the artist about his abstract painting "Moonlight Over Manhattan"]::Prosecutor: Will you kindly tell us where the moonlight is?::Roco: Well, it's all moonlight.::Prosecutor: Then where's Manhattan?::Roco: Between Brooklyn and Jersey. Everybody knows that.

Ole Olsen: Chic, why did you do that? Why did you shoot those lovers?::Chic Johnson: This is gonna be one movie without a happy ending.

Ole Olsen: Is there a dentist in the house?::Dentist: I'm a dentist!::Ole Olsen: [Shoots him with rifle] How do YOU like getting drilled?

Chic Johnson: Wanna see something swell?::Mumbo: Yeah!::Chic Johnson: Here, put this sponge in water.

Mumbo: Wanna buy a clock? On time?::Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a deck of cards? It's a good deal.::Mumbo: Wanna buy a stove? It's hot.::Mumbo: Wanna buy an anchor? Right off the boat!::Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a piece of chalk and make your mark in the world?::Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a beehive? You won't get stung.

Chic Johnson: Are you the bellboy?::Bellhop: Yes.::Chic Johnson: Take this. [Hands him the Liberty Bell] No cracks.

Ole Olsen: Universal's most sensational comedy team's outside.::N.G. Wagstaff: Abbott & Costello - send them in!

Basil Rathbone: Olsen & Johnson have arrived.::Nigel Bruce: How do you know?::Basil Rathbone: I am Sherlock Holmes. I know everything.