I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)

Actors: Puma Swede (actress), Cat Stone (miscellaneous crew), Ted Ferguson (actor), Benjamin R. Reder (miscellaneous crew), Noor Ahmed (miscellaneous crew), Adam M. Stone (miscellaneous crew), Sandy Parker (miscellaneous crew), Derek Wayne Johnson (actor), Veronica Rayne (actress), Kent Hamilton (miscellaneous crew), Traci Lords (actress), Jesse Bradford (actor), Yvette Yates (actress), Kendrick Hudson (miscellaneous crew), Robert C. Campion (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Tucker decides to take an impromptu trip to celebrate his friend's bachelor party. He drags his friend into a lie with his fiancée, gets him into trouble and then abandons him in order to pursue a hilarious carnal interest. Tucker is disinvited to the wedding, and in order to get back in, Tucker has to find a way to balance his narcissism with the demands of friendship.

Keywords: acrobatic-sex, aids, apology, arrogance, bachelor-party, bachelorette-party, bar, bare-breasts, based-on-novel, black-comedy
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Tucker Max: Exercise is supposed to be good, let's play some hoops.::Drew: We have class... That place we pay 35 grand a year to attend between happy hours.::Tucker Max: Eh, that place is dumb.

Club Patron: That'll be another $120!::Tucker Max: [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much::Melissa: [smugly] Oh our company is priceless.::Drew: If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless.

Drew: Oh, I'm onto your game, De Nils. Diamonds are worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you have brain washed into thinking that diamonds equal love. Guess what, sluts? Your quest for the perfect princess cut supports terrorism and genocide. Congratulations, your avarice has managed to destroy an entire continent!

Drew: I can only assume by your cavalier attitude that you have yet partake in the wonderment that is the Pancakewich. Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!

Drew: Greetings. Uh... the army men the good guys? I see you have some robot truck men here too. You shouldn't mix genres like that. It screws up your morale and jeopardizes the efficacy of your tactics. Okay, I guess we can work with it. What exactly are you playing?::Jack: Well, the GI Bobs are gonna surprise attack those Legos.::Drew: I know that you are but 7 years old. This rigmarole you have here just won't work. Your flanks are exposed. You're vulnerable to an enfilade from Lego artillery. I think it's time that you learn the proper way to set up an L-shaped ambush.::Jack: What's a flank?::Drew: It's a good thing I came.

Tucker Max: I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.

Tucker Max: Here's to the people we've met, and the people we've fucked And to those of us who have had no such luck Here's to beer in the glass and vodka in the cup Here's to poking her in the ass so she won't get knocked up Here's to all of you and here's to me... Together as friends we should always be... But if we should ever disagree... Then fuck all of you and here's to me!

Drew: Dance monkey! Dance for your dollar!

Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005)

Actors: Jean Smart (actress), Nancy Cartwright (actress), Christy Romano (actress), Gary Cole (actor), Stephen Root (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), Raven-Symoné (actress), Diedrich Bader (actor), Clyde Kusatsu (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Phil LaMarr (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Lauren Tom (actress),

Plot: Dr. Drakken has an evil new plot for world domination, but his ultimate success depends upon finding out KP's weakness which may involve a new hottie at Middleton High School named Eric, who suddenly sparks feelings in Ron about Kim that resemble much more than friendship. To make matters worse, Bueno Nacho, Ron's favorite fast food chain has turned sour on him by bombarding him with little Devil diablo toys. Does this mean KP may finally have to surrender to Drakken once and for all?

Keywords: brain-surgeon, character-name-in-title, cheerleader, disney-channel-original-movie, genius, girl-power, heroine, high-school, kim-possible, naked-mole-rat
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The adventure of their lives. A movie that changes everything.

Quotes:

Ron: [hiding in his old treehouse with a slingshot] I have a lethal weapon!::Kim: Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.

Shego: You know, one day we really need to take that hairdryer from her.

[Drakken is using his henchmen to research teen psychology and fads; he approaches a room made up like a teenager's bedroom, where pop music is playing]::Dr. Drakken: Stevens, progress report!::Stevens: What up, Dr. D-diggity-dog?::Dr. Drakken: [turns off screen] We've lost Stevens.

Ninja: It's... impossible!::Kim: No, but real close.

Shego: You know what I really hate?::Kim: When someone kidnaps your boyfriend?::Shego: When someone doesn't know when to give up!

Kim: Do you know what I really hate?::Shego: That your... date melted?::Kim: Nah... you.

Dr. Drakken: [to Shego] Fo-shizel, she-gizle.::Shego: Ugh, wait, are you trying to be "hip" again?::Dr. Drakken: Word to your mother.::[Shego groans]

[trying to distract Bonnie from Kim & Eric]::Monique: Is that Brick out there hitting on the girl at earring world?::Bonnie Rockwaller: He's hypnotized by her big hoops.

Ron: [both are tied up] There are guys out there that are better for you than Eric. Guys that are real, for one thing.::Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?::Ron: Out there... in here.::Kim: [realizing what he is saying] Oh. Really?

Kim: Monique, you were totally right.::Monique: I know... What was I right about?::Kim: The Bonnie problem. Non-issue. Who cares about "the food chain?" Ron and I are cool.::Monique: Stand by your Ron!