Fairy Tales: Sunday Night at the Club (2013)

Actors: Christian Frazier (actor), James D Carroll (writer), James D Carroll (producer), James D Carroll (director), James D Carroll (writer), Kathleen Decker (actor), Alessandra Grima (actress), Austin Fiszel (actor), Wayne Alan Hawkins (actor), Mike Daniels (actor), Kyle Nicholson (editor), Joshua McGinn (writer), Kyle Nicholson (actor), Jaclyn Go (actress), Joshua McGinn (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Assisted Fishing (2012)

Actors: Willow Hale (actress), Michael London (actor), Allyson Sereboff (actress), Paul James Saunders (actor), John Samaha (actor), Arlan Godthaab (actor), John Samaha (actor), Sandra Weston (actress), Demitri Douzenis (actor), Wil Philip (actor), Evelyn Stepp (actress), Nathanyael Grey (actor), Joe Crouch (writer), Joe Crouch (producer), Nick Bell (actor),

Plot: The story centers around Dewey Winfield, a lovable loser, who wants nothing more than to beat the guy who has bullied him since childhood in a big fishing tournament. In order to come up with the tournament's entrance fee, Dewey takes a job watching over the eccentric characters at a run-down assisted living home. The seniors here have been living under an abusive caretaker and yearn for a chance to have some fun. The fun comes when Dewey offers to take them all fishing. However, he only makes the offer in order to impress Monica, a school counselor representing the adopt-a-senior program at the local elementary school. When Monica visits with little Billy, she mistakes Dewey for a caring, competent caregiver... Once on the boat, Dewey's true colors shine through - and Monica sees what a moron he really is. The stakes are raised when Dewey's incompetence brings attention from state authorities and the assisted living home is threatened with closure. With no family and no other place to go, the seniors face an uncertain future. When one of the seniors decides to help Dewey in a big way, a plan is developed to help him win the fishing contest. The seniors come together for one last time, and together with Dewey, they realize how much they really need each other.

Keywords: bird, boat, boating, boating-accident, brigadier-general, bronze-star, brunette, chess, dementia, ex-marine
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sport,
Taglines: ... Because old Farts are Funny! Featuring the most over-the-top fart scene in cinematic history!

The Rescue (2011)

Actors: Michael Soldier (actor), Philippe Gosselin (writer), Philippe Gosselin (editor), Philippe Gosselin (actor), Philippe Gosselin (director), Scot Free (actor), Cynthia Seats (actress), Richie Lillard (actor), Rusty McMann (actor), Skylar Wilson (actor), Naomi Quinones (miscellaneous crew), Doug Hilsinger (composer), Gwynn Lawrence Villegas (producer), Kyle Morton (actor), Gwynn Lawrence Villegas (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

A Dirty Shame (2004)

Actors: Christine Vachon (producer), John Waters (writer), Ricki Lake (actress), Mink Stole (actress), Ted Hope (producer), John Wells (producer), Tracey Ullman (actress), Selma Blair (actress), Gino Colbert (actor), David Hasselhoff (actor), Rick Kain (actor), Johnny Knoxville (actor), Chris Isaak (actor), John Waters (director), George S. Clinton (composer),

Plot: Middle-aged, sexually repressed Sylvia Stickles is the subject of this John Water's film, set in North Baltimore. She refuses to have sex with her husband, Vaughn Stickles, and keeps her overly-endowed daughter, Caprice, locked in her room, while she serves home detention for moral depravity charges. Sylvia, together with her mother Big Ethel, lead a group calling themselves "neuters" that promotes decency on Hartford Road. When Sylvia is accidentally hit on the head by a lawnmower hanging out of a passing pick-up truck, however, her sexual behavior is changed completely from prude to prostitute. She meets the sex addicted sexual healer Ray Ray Perkins, becoming his twelfth apostle of sex in a journey of pleasure and orgasm.

Keywords: absurd-humor, accident, airplane, anal-masturbation, anarchy, apostle, asexual, asexuality, audience-participation, auto-mechanic
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Threatening the very limits of common decency.

Quotes:

Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you.

Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.::Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

[from trailer]::Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!::Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.::Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

[repeated line]::Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing!

Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.

Fat Fuck Frank: But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that!

Fat Fuck Frank: Let them puppies loose!

Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?::Dingy Dave: Huh?::Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?

Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.::Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Actors: Joe Alaskey (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Timothy Dalton (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Roger Corman (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor),

Plot: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feuding ways again. Tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs, Daffy has decided to leave the Studio for good. He is aided by Warner Bros.' humor impaired Vice President of Comedy, Kate Houghton, who releases him from his contract and instructs WB security guard/aspiring stunt man DJ Drake to capture and "escort" Daffy off the studio lot. Suddenly a sidekick without a hero, the duck decides to ally himself with DJ, whether he likes it or not. Consequently, Daffy is on the scene when DJ discovers that his famous movie star father was Damian Drake, known for playing suave international spies onscreen, is actually a suave international spy in real life--and has been kidnapped by the evil insane nerdy, prancing villain known as Mr. Chairman of the equally nefarious Acme Corporation. It seems that Damian knows the whereabouts of the mysterious magical and powerful Blue Monkey Diamond, and the Chairman will do anything to get his hands on it! With Daffy in tow, DJ hits the road in a desperate attempt to outrace the evil Acme stooges to the diamond and save the world from their evil clutches. Unbeknownst to the two neo-spies, they are also being followed by VP Kate and Bugs--the studio brass has decided that the rabbit needs a comic foil after all, and Kate's job is on the line if she can't get Daffy back to work ASAP.

Keywords: acme-brand, africa, banana-peel, beaky-buzzard, bird, breaking-the-fourth-wall, car-chase, cartoon-bird, cartoon-dog, cartoon-duck
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Real life has never been so animated How do they solve a mystery when they don't have a clue? The biggest animated adventure ever to hit real life

Quotes:

[the bad guys threaten our heroes with TNT]::Kate Houghton: Who has *dynamite*?::Daffy Duck: Welcome to *my* world.

Daffy Duck: Okay, Toots, hand over the diamond.::Dusty Tails: [to herself after pushing DJ out the door] He brought a goose?::Daffy Duck: It's "duck", thank you.

Daffy Duck: You'd never catch that rabbit doing something this heroic.::Bugs Bunny: [appearing in the seat next to Daffy] Eh, what's up, duck?::Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.

Marvin the Martian: You tricked me!::Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Darth?

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'.::Elmer Fudd: Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil.::Daffy Duck: That's showbiz for ya!::Elmer Fudd: Now, make with da the card; so I can pwease my dark masters!

Bugs Bunny: [fishing from a boat in the backseat of Kate's flooded Alfa Romeo] Well, whaddya know, I found Nemo!

[Bugs is served a martini by one of the contraptions in Damian Drake's spy car]::Bugs Bunny: Oh, well... it's five o' clock somewhere.::Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing...::Bugs Bunny: Shhh... I'm about to defy you.

[as the spy car plummets to earth, Daffy calls his stockbroker on his cellphone]::Daffy Duck: Sell all my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!

Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.::DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.::Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.::Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.

[making suggestions to improve Bugs's image]::Kate Houghton: So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star!::Bugs Bunny: Usually...::[dresses in drag]::Bugs Bunny: *I* play the female love interest!::[Michigan J. Frog, at the table behind Bugs, jumps up and begins to sing "Hello, My Baby"]::Kate Houghton: Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing.::[Bugs removes the dress and lipstick]::Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other.

Sesame Street: Three Bears and a New Baby (2003)

Actors: Martin P. Robinson (actor), Eric Jacobson (actor), Ken Diego (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Clash (producer), Sonia Manzano (actress), David Rudman (actor), Caroll Spinney (actor), Joey Mazzarino (actor), Matt Vogel (actor), Pam Arciero (actress), Carmen Osbahr (actress), John Tartaglia (actor), Jim Martin (director), Roscoe Orman (actor), Stephanie D'Abruzzo (actress),

Genres: Family,

Barney Goes to School (1990)

Actors: Sheryl Leach (writer), Sheryl Leach (producer), Dennis DeShazer (producer), Dennis DeShazer (writer), Kathy Parker (writer), Kathy Parker (producer), Bob West (actor), Bob West (actor), Bob West (actor), Bob West (actor), Bob West (actor), McKee Smith (editor), Penny Wilson (miscellaneous crew), Richard C. Leach (miscellaneous crew), Brian Eppes (actor),

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Short,

What's Brewin', Bruin? (1948)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Stan Freberg (actor), Stan Freberg (actor), Edward Selzer (producer), Michael Maltese (writer), Tedd Pierce (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Chuck Jones (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Junyer Bear: Waaah! Now I've got no place to sleep, in which to sleep, in which to sleep!

Pa Bear: Well, can't you see it's half past November?

Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears (1944)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Stan Freberg (actor), Bea Benaderet (actress), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Tedd Pierce (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Chuck Jones (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Papa Bear: Well, let's get started.::Mama Bear: Oh! My soup's... er, my porridge is too hot.::Papa Bear: [Dosn't even taste it] Uh, My soup's too hot.::Junyer Bear: [Takes a big spoonful and burps] Duh, somebody's been sleeping in my bed!::[Papa wallops him]

Mama Bear: Tell me more about my eyes!

Papa Bear: Now, don't forget your lines!::Junyer Bear: Why, Grandma! What big eyes you've got!::[Papa Bear wallops Junyer]

Papa Bear: Remember the story of the three bears? Well, why can't we do the same thing, but when Goldilocks goes upstairs to sleep... WHAM!::Junyer Bear: Yeah, uh, yeah, WHAM!::[takes out fork and knife and napkin]::Junyer Bear: Food!::[Pa punches Junyer]::Mama Bear: But Henry, we haven't any porridge for Goldilocks, only these old carrots.::Papa Bear: Well, then make CARROT soup!

Bugs Bunny: Ketchup. Ketchup! Where's the ketchup at?

The Bear's Tale (1940)

Actors: Tex Avery (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Robert C. Bruce (actor), Bea Benaderet (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Bernice Hansen (actress), Henry Binder (producer), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Ben Hardaway (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Tex Avery (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Plot: The bears go out for a bicycle ride while their porridge cools. Goldilocks comes along, but stops at grandmother's house instead, where the wolf is waiting. He sends her away, then realized she'd do just fine, so he rushes over to the bears house. Red gets to granny's house, finds a note from the wolf, and calls Goldy.

Keywords: bicycling, bird, cottage, fairy-tale, forest, funeral-march-by-chopin, goldilocks-and-the-three-bears-spoof, grandmother's-house, little-red-riding-hood, merrie-melodies
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Narrator: ...and the Papa Bear said...::Papa Bear: [laughing] Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. [to the audience] 'Soup's too hot. [laughing] Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

[The Three Bears hear The Wolf sneeze upstairs]::The Three Bears: ROBBERS.

[to the audience]::Papa Bear: [laughing] Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ain't no robbers up there; just a little girl named "Goldilocks." [whispered] I read this story last week in Readers' Digest. [laughing] Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.