Are You Being Served? (1977)
Actors:
Harold Bennett (actor),
Raymond Bowers (actor),
Arthur Brough (actor),
Hugo De Vernier (actor),
Arthur English (actor),
Barrie Gosney (actor),
Derek Griffiths (actor),
Paul Grist (actor),
John G. Heller (actor),
Glyn Houston (actor),
John Inman (actor),
Andrew Mann (actor),
Ricardo Montez (actor),
Brian Osborne (actor),
Trevor Bannister (actor),
Plot: When Grace Brothers closes for redecoration, Young Mr. Grace send the staff on holiday to Costa Plonka, where they find themselves in the middle of a revolution.
Keywords: based-on-tv-series, department-store, farce, gangster, hotel, independent-film, photo-booth, revolt, sequel, spain
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Taglines: They're Free!! Ready to Serve You on the Big Screen ! [UK] Are you free?
Quotes:
Cesar Rodriguez: Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us. [draws revolver]::Don Carlos Bernardo: Is that gun loaded?::Cesar Rodriguez: Of course.::Don Carlos Bernardo: I am with us.
Mr. Dick Lucas: [Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it's the sugar plum fairy!
Mr. Ernest Grainger: [discussing local custom of singing a song to let others know you are using the bathroom, because the only lock is on the outside] Many more dinners like that, and I shall have to learn a longer song.
Captain Stephen Peacock: I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us.::Miss Shirley Brahms: Oh yes?::Captain Stephen Peacock: Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we?::Miss Shirley Brahms: Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own.
Don Carlos Bernardo: The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.::Miss Shirley Brahms: Thank you!::[Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold: [the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock.::Captain Stephen Peacock: I hope you're not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday.::Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold: I'm sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen.
Miss Shirley Brahms: [Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent] . Ah! Who are you?::Conchita: I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.::Miss Shirley Brahms: You'll be lucky.
Conchita: Follow me, please. [bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]::Captain Stephen Peacock: Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.
Don Carlos Bernardo: Ah. [snaps his fingers] Of course. Tentyhouses! Oh, my English spelling is so bad. Whenever I'm wanting 'T' I'm having a 'P'.::Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: Remind me to stick to coffee.
Captain Stephen Peacock: [Watching Mr Lucas trying to stuff a sandwich into his jacket pocket] How many times have I told you not to put food into your pockets?::Mr. Dick Lucas: Every time you've caught me, Captain Peacock!