Cavegirl the Movie (2014)

Actors: Gary Hamilton (producer), Daniel Peacock (writer), Andrew Morahan (director), Gregg Sulkin (actor), Jennifer Stone (actress), Tanit Phoenix (actress), Andy Bell (producer), Lisa Enos (producer), Michael Auret (producer), Jacob Zachar (actor), Just Ardalan-Raikes (producer),

Plot: Her first few years of life are much the same as any other infant; when she wasn't stuffing her face with lizard meat or playing push the boulder with her big sister, Cavegirl was picking the fleas from her Mother's beard. But by the time she was 11, Cavegirl realised she was different. Much to the anger of the tribe elders, it was obvious for all to see she was leaps ahead of her peers in the evolutionary scale. Cavegirl is quicker, wittier, stronger and much, much brighter and she knows it. As far as the resentful elders are concerned, little girls are supposed to cook the meat, not invent brilliant new ways to catch it.

Keywords: cavegirl, movie-in-title
Genres: Fantasy,

Hickory (2013)

Actors: Darren Borrowman (producer), Romuald Hivert (actor), Mark Shea Price (writer), Shaun Rykiss (editor), Telmo Azorin (producer), Bjorn Orvar (producer), Julia Vaughan (actor), Sean Cox (director), Rodrick Bravo (actor),

Plot: While a corrupt elephant of a politician (Tusk) hosts a campaign party approaching Election Day while neck and neck at the polls, he becomes the target for a dangerous duo of assassin and seductress. Hickory sits in a clock tower overlooking the party and works in cahoots with his accomplice, Birdie who uses seduction to get Tusk in the open for a clear shot. This is no ordinary job. Hickory must pull the trigger when the clock bell strikes in order to cover up the sound and make his escape. The clock is ticking as a series of chess pieces fall into place before the big bang that sets the stage in this high caliber hyperbole of modern day political conspiracy and corruption.

Genres: Action, Crime, Short, Thriller,

Stiffs (2011)

Actors: Andrew Ahmed (actor), Jaron Francis (actor), Robin Williams (producer), Robin Williams (writer), Robin Williams (director), Robin Williams (editor), David Wray (actor), Lauren Beatty (actress), Andrew Fantasia (writer), Giuseppe Angilletta (actor), David Schilling (actor), Giuseppe Angilletta (writer), Tiago de Matos (actor), Rob Feetham (actor), Katrina Sapienza (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

The Vampires of Bloody Island (2009)

Actors: Allin Kempthorne (producer), Allin Kempthorne (writer), Allin Kempthorne (editor), Allin Kempthorne (director), Allin Kempthorne (actor), Bertie Spiegelberg (actor), Rebecca Finlay-Hall (actress), Mick Barber (actor), Pamela Kempthorne (writer), Pamela Kempthorne (producer), Pamela Kempthorne (actress), Karl Hunter (actor), Neeraj Singh (actor), Paul Ewen (actor), Alex Veitch (actor),

Plot: In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemist, Doctor N. Sane, they aim to discover the magical cure for vampires to become immune to the deadly rays of sunlight! However, one essential ingredient remains missing, an ingredient only available from an innocent and unknowing girl living in far away London, Susan Swallows.

Keywords: blood, british, cult, independent-film, vampire, virgin, werewolf
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Vampires, Werewolves and Virgins. They've never been so much fun!

Quotes:

Jojo - Hippy Vampire: Um, Hi. I'm Jojo, died in Nineteen Sixty-nine. This all sounds very exciting, taking over the planet and everything, but I'd rather not get involved if it's going to involve any sort of violence!::Morticia de'Ath: Oh for the love of blood! A hippy vampire! Well how do you expect us to take over the world then? A major leafleting campaign?

Doctor N. Sane: Ask around if anyone wants a head transplant. I'm digging up some new ones tomorrow.

Sheet Creek Ferryman: It's an 'orrible place. An unholy place. Full of vampires and werewolves and virgins.::Kevin Smallcock: Yeah, well look mate! I don't actually believe in vampires and werewolves. - Or virgins!

Morticia de'Ath: I'm so glad you could both join us tonight. I do get so lonely in this large old house. I've been here such a long, long time.::Kevin Smallcock: Did you grow up here?::Morticia de'Ath: Grow up? Oh, if only I could remember growing up! [Teasingly] I'm a LOT older than I look, you know.::Kevin Smallcock: What, you mean like in your forties?

The Half Life of Timofey Berezin (2006)

Actors: Oana Paunescu (costume designer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Steven Soderbergh (producer), Steven Berkoff (actor), George Clooney (producer), Peter Berg (producer), Radha Mitchell (actress), Guy J. Louthan (producer), Constantin Barbulescu (actor), Nikolaj Lie Kaas (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Derren Nesbitt (actor), Christina Hwang (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer M. Byrne (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In Russia, the technician and family man Timofey is exposed to 1,000 REMs (Roentgen Equivalent Man) of radiation in the nuclear facility where he works. The facility director hides the level of exposure from Timofey and tries to force him to assume the blame for the accident and puts Timofey on unpaid leave. Aware that the exposure is lethal and feeling the sickness of radiation, Timofey steals 100 mg of plutonium and heads to Moscow expecting to sell it on the black market for US$ 30,000.00 to give to his wife Marina and his seven year-old son Tolya. Meanwhile, the small-time criminal Shiv and the gangsters Vlad and Yegor need to pay US$ 6,000.00 to the powerful mobster Starkov in 72 hours. When Shiv meets Timofey trying to sell the Pu-239, he sees the chance to pay his debts and make some money. But he is incompetent and gets in trouble with powerful mobsters.

Keywords: black-market, character-name-in-title, dog-hit-by-a-car, plutonium, post-soviet-russia, prostitute-mother, radiation-poisoning, russia, terminal-illness
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: His family's future depends on one unstable element.

Quotes:

Timofey: [voiceover] Light is a particle and a wave. This is hard to understand how a thing can be two things at once; but a woman is also both a particle and a wave. She's a wave when you see her reach down to pull a shell from the sea, and you feel her beauty pass through you like electrical current. She's a particle when her hair brushes your face, and her hands push into yours. And a child is also a particle and a wave. He is a wave the sound of his pain shoots through and twists you away from yourself. And he is a particle when a doctor hands you a baby; a small mirror. Women, children and light can be two things at once; a particle, a wave. They ricochet off the hard surfaces and illuminate the corners. Without them it would be far darker.

Timofey: [voiceover] An element loses a particle and becomes unstable. A chain reaction is set in motion. Pulsing waves of desperation in every direction. Perhaps the lost part is clarity or hope. In the fallout, the man-made elements appear- isotopes of fear and anger that cannot be handled safely or buried in the ground. They take the shape of a mushroom cloud started above a desert, that circles the globe and shadows us all.

Tusk: That is what you need to be able to see in the world now: a Baskin-Robbins of pussy. That is capitalism.

Timofey: You read too much.::Marina: I thought that's why you liked me.::Timofey: I never said I liked you. I said I loved you.::Marina: When did you say that?::Timofey: Before I ever knew your name. First day I saw you at the institute. I tried to say it with my eyes. On the day I married you in Tuvula and every day since. Just sometimes I said it to myself.

Timofey: [voiceover] The hands on the clock are waving goodbye. It was my grandfather's watch. The dial was painted by hand in America during Word War I. The brides of soldiers seated at long tables dutifully making luminous little sixes and eights to help keep the world free. The eights were particularly hard to make; so the women sucked on the tips of the paintbrushes to bring them to a fine point. One by one, their mouths began to fill with cancer. The radium-based paint they had swallowed bombarded their brains and bones with alpha and beta particles. The women who painted the watch faces sued the US Radium Corporation of West Orange, New Jersey. Had the trial been at night, the breath they used to say goodbye to the world would have glowed like moonlit fog. They were given ten thousand dollars for their lives.

Timofey: [voiceover] I have been thinking about what hurts more: the jar or the pins. And I think I can tell you that it is not the pins. Because the monarch in the jar is already dead when it comes to the pins. At some point things stop hurting; and from inside the jar, with eyes that see in all directions, maybe it is possible to look into the future, well beyond the pins, to where the compass in your head tells you that you need to go.

Shiv: You know who wore hat like this?::Andrei: No.::Shiv: Jesse James.::Andrei: Jesse James! [mimicking pistols with hands]::Shiv: Jesse James. He wore hat just like this. He only stole from rich people, so he really wasn't a thief. He'd go into a rough place like Chicago or Brooklyn and do business.::Andrei: Like you?::Shiv: [nodding] The CIA chased him for years. Whenever Jesse Jackson needed a car he stole one.::Andrei: Jesse James?::Shiv: What did I say?::Andrei: Reggie Jackson.::Shiv: Jesse Jackson! He could've been the president of the United States but they don't respect the black man so he went underground.::Andrei: Was he who did sports like Michael Jordan?::Shiv: Michael Jackson! Michael, Reggie, Jesse... and two other brothers: the Jackson Five. The most powerful family in America. Hey, what bill is Andrew Jackson on?::Andrei: Twenty!::Shiv: Twenty! Hey. Respect the Jacksons.

Shiv: The fuck is that? Oh boy. Alright, if you're interested in some kind of man-love, there's a Romanian gymnast in lobby who bites pillow.

Shiv: I need to see the shit.::Timofey: You don't understand.::Shiv: Fuck you! Let me see it! I want to see it!::Timofey: Are you aware of the radiological effects on living organisms? Protons cut through your DNA rewriting your genetic code. The instructions for teeth become the recipe for cancer. Your marrow dies inside your bones taking with it your immune system. The next coughing person will become an infection, the smoke from your cigarette becomes lethal as a bullet. A thousandth of a gram can change a life.::Shiv: Okay, I'll put the cigarette out.::Timofey: There is a right way to open this canister, no fewer than twenty wrong ways. Open it the wrong way and the material spills out. It costs thirty thousand dollars to learn the right way.

Timofey: [voiceover] Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium. They came from space; found their way here by comet and meteorite. No child ever wished this from a star. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl. Problems with half-lives forty-thousand years long. Half a life. Time takes half of us away and comes back later for the rest. We are children and then we are parents. We are long division. Slowly we decay into memory.

Earl's Your Uncle (2004)

Actors: Mark Irvingsen (actor), April Wade (actress), Radu Vlad (actor), Elwood Carlisle (actor), Daeg Faerch (actor), Thomas L. Phillips (director), Thomas L. Phillips (editor), Thomas L. Phillips (producer), Thomas L. Phillips (actor), Gia Franzia (actress), David Reynolds (actor), Gia Franzia (producer), Larrs Jackson (actor), Jared Tweedie (writer), Jared Tweedie (producer),

Plot: Thank you Geary, an aspiring hood/late shift donut fryer, is guilt-trapped by his crotchety one-armed Uncle Earl into faking his own death. His reluctant assent sets into motion a half-assed scheme to fleece the Gerber Baby life insurance company and provide Earl the funds to escort his supafly girlfriend Sheena to Kalapana-Puna to see the bottlenose dolphins. When the corpse they use to fake Geary's death turns out to be a late, but beloved, lieutenant of the local Jewish crime lord, all doody breaks loose!

Keywords: character-name-in-title, neo-noir, tromadance
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Short,
Taglines: Family's family you know

Quotes:

Earl: Fuck the Gerber Baby, Fuck, Fuck that Gerber baby.

Geary: They can maybe cure of the gambling, but not the dreaming and the scheming. And Earl, he's a born schemer. Probably lifted the doctors's watch coming out of the fucking birth canal.

Moshe: Yeah, but Scotty was a mensch. Like part of mishpokhe, my family, and you two kakameyme bastards had the khutspe.

Tusk (1980)

Actors: Alejandro Jodorowsky (director), Anton Diffring (actor), Christopher Mitchum (actor), Alejandro Jodorowsky (writer), Michel Peyrelon (actor), Jean-Claude Petit (composer), Cyrielle Clair (actress), Serge Merlin (actor), Jean Giraud (miscellaneous crew), Sylvio Tabet (producer), Tudor Gates (actor), Éric Rochat (producer), Nicholas Niciphor (writer), Guy Skornik (composer), Jean-Jacques Fourgeaud (producer),

Genres: Drama,