Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Actors: Jasmine Guy (actress), Heather Locklear (actress), David Zucker (actor), Charlie Sheen (actor), Bow Wow (actor), Katt Williams (actor), Mike Tyson (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor), Usher Raymond (actor), Jerry O'Connell (actor), Terry Crews (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), J.P. Manoux (actor), Molly Shannon (actress), Lindsay Lohan (actress),

Plot: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.

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Jail Caesar (2012)

Actors: Alice Krige (producer), Alice Krige (actress), Derek Jacobi (actor), Grant Swanby (actor), John Kani (actor), Richard Clifford (actor), Grethe Fox (actress), Bo Petersen (actress), Aletta Bezuidenhout (actress), Eda Lishman (producer), Nicola Hanekom (actress), Vaneshran Arumugam (actor), Kweku Mandela (producer), Michelle Hill (actress), Sahil Gill (producer),

Plot: The early life of the Roman ruler Julius Caesar (up to the age 33) as told in three working prisons: Pollsmoor in Cape Town (South Africa), Cardiff Prison in Wales (United Kingdom) and the Brotherhood Lodge Penitentiary in Alberta (Canada). The cast contains a small group of superb professional actors, led by Sir 'Derek Jacobi' (qv) and 'John Kani' (qv), together with hundreds of prisoners, some taking leading parts, together forming an unrivalled ensemble telling the tumultuous story of one of history's foremost personalities. Young Julius Caesar. His Rome is a prison. In order to survive he seduces, he borrows, he kills. But Rome's fat cats will back him only so far. The drug dealers, the pirates and the gangs all want his blood... The prisoner who finally at the age of 51 becomes "dictator in perpetuity".

Crawlspace (2012)

Actors: Lon Haber (miscellaneous crew), Nicholas Bell (actor), John Brumpton (actor), Jamie Murgatroyd (composer), Samuel Johnson (actor), Jamie Blanks (composer), Scott Warwick (miscellaneous crew), Eddie Baroo (actor), Eddie Baroo (writer), Justin Dix (director), Greg Mclean (producer), Justin Dix (producer), Justin Dix (writer), Leslie Simpson (actor), Dave Redman (editor),

Plot: A group of elite soldiers sent to infiltrate and extract the lead science team from Pine Gap, Australia's top secret underground military compound, after it comes under attack from unknown forces. The mission is compromised when they encounter a young woman with no memory of who she is or how she came to be there. As they try to escape, the group quickly discovers all is not as it seems and the facility has become a testing ground for something far more sinister."

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (2011)

Actors: Bill Zebub (actor), Bill Zebub (director), Bill Zebub (editor), Bill Zebub (producer), Bill Zebub (actor), Dave Brockie (actor), Alisa Lova (actress), Steve Nebesni (actor), Parker Weller (actor), Rocco Martone (actor), Taylor Trash (actress), Angelina Martin (actress), Rachel Bulisky (actress), Miss Lyss (actress), Alan Tecchio (actor),

Plot: Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't."

Brooklyn Rules (2007)

Actors: Freddie Prinze Jr. (actor), Tony Devon (actor), Mena Suvari (actress), Alec Baldwin (actor), Scott Caan (actor), Jacqueline Lovell (actress), Guillaume Renberg (miscellaneous crew), Monica Keena (actress), Annie Golden (actress), Tibor Feldman (actor), Bonnie Comley (producer), John Cenatiempo (actor), Frank Ferrara (actor), Niko Godfrey (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Ferrara (actor),

Plot: Michael 'Mike' Turner is handsome, bright, a resourceful law student and perfect gentleman. Mike were perfect hadn't he been born in late 20th century Brooklyn, a New York borough dominated by the mob, in his case Carmine Mancuso, who luckily chooses to protect bright Mike, even against mob ruffian Gino, and his two inseparable buddies. Cocky Carmine Mancuso actually chooses to join the bloody business, sparing only his youth friends. Third mate Bobby Canzoneri, whose equally dumb parents hosted the gang as kids, naively aims no higher then tenure in the US Post. Yet Bobby ends up dead when a mob war erupts.

Under the City (2004)

Actors: Mike Starr (actor), John Heard (actor), Richard Portnow (actor), Sarah Schooley (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth Yoder (miscellaneous crew), Richard Pierre-Louis (actor), Matthew Eberle (miscellaneous crew), Neal Prosansky (miscellaneous crew), Neal Prosansky (actor), Kwame Amoaku (actor), Rick Le Fevour (actor), Bobby Mort (actor), Dave Schulz (producer), Maury Cooper (actor), Adam Golomb (writer),

Plot: Follows the attempted redemption of Nate Mayott, a semi-reformed, thirty year-old, ex-con with a dark past trying to rebuild his family and maintain his freedom who is thrust into the violent underworld of the Chicago sex trade- where anything can be bought or sold if the price is right and the demand is there. Which it is. Piece by piece, Nate sells his soul for freedom until he is finally backed into an impossible corner and must kidnap an innocent little girl in order to save his own. Under The City's central focus is love, self-realization and the frightening prospect that the vulnerability needed to fall in love can be more terrifying than facing a loaded gun, and how the desire to have a "normal life", for some, is pure fantasy.

Running Free (1999)

Actors: Dezi Rorich (miscellaneous crew), James W. Gavin (miscellaneous crew), James W. Gavin (miscellaneous crew), Paul 'Sled' Reynolds (miscellaneous crew), Sergey Bodrov (director), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), James W. Gavin (miscellaneous crew), Lukas Haas (actor), Nicola Piovani (composer), Jean-Jacques Annaud (producer), Jan Decleir (actor), Robin Smith (actor), Jean-Jacques Annaud (writer), Patrick Lyster (actor), Dean Wares (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In 1914, a German supply ship is en route to Africa with a cargo of work horses when one of the mares gives birth to a foal. The colt is soon separated from his mother when the ship docks in a mining community, and he has a hard time getting along, but an orphaned boy who works at a stable takes a liking to the little horse and looks after him. When war breaks out, the stable is abandoned and the pony escapes into a nearby desert, where an Oryx antelope and a native girl become his companions and teach him how to survive on his own.

Astérix et Cléopâtre (1968)

Actors: Pierre Tchernia (writer), Serge Sauvion (actor), Siegfried Schürenberg (actor), Jacques Morel (actor), Walter Bluhm (actor), Patrick Allen (actor), Micheline Dax (actress), Hans Hessling (actor), Martin Hirthe (actor), Jacques Balutin (actor), Roger Carel (actor), Henri Labussière (actor), Bernard Lavalette (actor), Gérard Calvi (composer), Bernard Lavalette (actor),

Plot: Popular animated hero Asterix and his faithful sidekick Obelix travel to ancient Egypt to help Cleopatra build a new summer home. Cleopatra and Julius Caesar have made a bet, with Caesar wagering the project cannot be completed in a few weeks time. With the help of a magic potion, Asterix comes to the rescue of the Queen of the Nile as Caesar and an angry architect plot against them.

Mördergesellschaft (1968)

Actors: Robert Thomas (writer), Walter Giller (actor), Klaus Höhne (actor), Robert Meyn (actor), Hannelore Elsner (actress), Heinz Baumann (actor), Lucie Mannheim (actress), Xenia Pörtner (actress), Rosel Schäfer (actress), Jan Ellrich (director),

Winnetou - 2. Teil (1964)

Actors: Antun Nalis (actor), Siegfried Schürenberg (actor), Gojko Mitic (actor), Stole Arandjelovic (actor), Terence Hill (actor), Pierre Brice (actor), Klaus Kinski (actor), Renato Baldini (actor), Lex Barker (actor), Gert Günther Hoffmann (actor), Eddi Arent (actor), Ilija Ivezic (actor), Rainer Brandt (actor), Horst Frank (actor), Anthony Steel (actor),