Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
Actors:
Tim McInnerny (actor),
Rowan Atkinson (actor),
Rowan Atkinson (actor),
Rowan Atkinson (actor),
Stephen Fry (actor),
Stephen Fry (actor),
Stephen Fry (actor),
Stephen Fry (actor),
Colin Firth (actor),
Hugh Laurie (actor),
Hugh Laurie (actor),
Rik Mayall (actor),
Tim McInnerny (actor),
Tim McInnerny (actor),
Tony Robinson (actor),
Plot: It's Millennium Eve and Blackadder is hosting a dinner party for a few select friends, Lady Elizabeth, Viscount George, Archbishop Melchett and Archbishop Darling. Baldrick devises yet another of his infamous cunning plans to help his ever greedy master Edmund Blackadder con money from his gullible friends. The pair build a "time machine" from empty cereal packets and place bets with their friends as to when in history they will travel, retrieving various artifacts from their travels as proof, items which Blackadder already owns! However, in a strange twist of fate the time machine actually works and the pair are thrown back in history initially to the Jurassic period. Gradually the pair start to return to their own time stopping off at various famous times in history such as Sherwood Forest and the Battle of Waterloo but will they make it home?
Keywords: alternative-comedy, begins-with-text, black-adder, black-comedy, caught-in-a-net, character-name-in-title, con, credit-card, crown, cult-film
Genres:
Comedy,
History,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Taglines: The final episode in the saga of the Blackadder family, who have forever been at the very center of British history and society.
Quotes:
Blackadder: And here is a front page of Macbeth, signed by William Shakespeare himself.::Lady Elizabeth, George, Darling: Who?::Melchett: Oh, come on, you know this... he's the fellow who invented the ball-point pen.
George: Well you certainly won the bet, Blackadder. Here's your 10,000 francs...::Blackadder: What do you mean, "francs?"::George: What do you mean "What do I mean, 'francs'?"::Darling: We've been using francs for over 200 years.::Melchett: Yes, ever since Wellington lost the battle of Waterloo.
Blackadder: [after discovering that Baldrick's undies caused the extinction of the dinosaurs] That's another one of life's great mysteries solved: the dinosaurs were in fact wiped out... by your pants.
Blackadder: Just one question... What makes you so great?::Robin Hood: 'Cos I'm ME, man.
Baldrick: You know how when you're drowning, and your life flashes in front of your eyes? Well, what I was thinking is that you could dunk your head in a bucket of water and if you held it down till just before you died, you could see how the levers were and get us home.::Blackadder: Excellent plan, Baldrick, with perhaps one slight modification... [Punches Baldrick and shoves his head in a bucket of water]::Baldrick: I'm 18, I've just left Nursery School. I'm 25, I'm back in Nursery School.
Blackadder: Last one in gets hacked to death by Rod Stewart's great-great-grandfather.
Blackadder: [punches Shakespeare] That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years! Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find ONE joke in "A Midsummer's Night Dream", wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, "What ho, my Lord," and, "Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual."::[kicks Shakespeare]::Blackadder: And THAT is for Ken Branagh's endless, four-hour version of Hamlet.::William Shakespeare: Who's Ken Branagh?::Blackadder: I'll tell him you said that, and I think he'll be rather hurt...
[to a Tyrannosaurus Rex]::Blackadder: Sod off.
Blackadder: You really are as thick as clotted cream, that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter, aren't you, Baldrick?
Blackadder: May I present to you, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Sir Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, "I'm bored of walking. I think I'll invent something with three wheels and a bell, and name it after myself": the time machine.