Blue Bulleteer: Captured by the Cloak (2009)

Actors: Amy LoCicero (actress), Maria Paris (actress), Ralph Cahill (actor), Bill Black (editor), Bill Black (actor), Bill Black (producer), Bill Black (writer), Bill Black (director), Lindy Star Taylor (actress), John Beatty (actor), Samuel Rossi III (actor), Nick Northey (actor), Steven L. Meyers (actor), Brett Taylor (actor), Paul Monskey (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Fantasy,

Warriors of the Apocalypse (2009)

Actors: Darian Caine (actress), Brian Heffron (actor), Debbie D (actress), Len Kabasinski (writer), Len Kabasinski (producer), Len Kabasinski (director), Pamela Sutch (actress), Len Kabasinski (actor), Luc Bernier (actor), Brian Anthony (actor), Deanna Visalle (producer), Deanna Visalle (actress), Melissa Scott (actress), Bob Dobiesz (actor), Sara Brooks (actress),

Plot: After WWIII has devastated America, a small band of female warriors attempt to survive long enough to make it to the last city left. The problem is dictator Rollins doesn't want her city overpopulating so she sends out her team of mercenaries to hunt and eliminate any "survivors" in the wastelands. The females, along with the help of a man out to avenge the death of his family, fight their way to the city combating mutated scavengers, wasteland renegades, and the city's own mercenaries along the way!

Genres: Action,
Taglines: See mutated scavengers!!! See wasteland renegades!!! See hot chicks with big guns!!! It's "Sucker Punch" on Steroids

How Clarence Became Truly Normal (2007)

Actors: Steve Kopera (producer), Steve Kopera (actor), Steve Kopera (director), Rob Hess (editor), Rob Hess (writer), Rob Hess (producer), Rob Hess (actor), Chris Peters (actor), Michael Wilk (actor), Matt Kopera (producer), Carey Peters (actress), Drew Peters (actor), Drew Peters (composer), Kevin Bach (actor), Jenna Peters (actress),

Plot: Clarence lives a solitary existence. He has his job, his one friend, and his lifelong secret - a third eye that sees the truth. Hiding his eye from the rest of the world is not really a problem, until Eustice, his mailperson and a loner in her own right, comes along. Eustice and Clarence quickly prove to be a perfect if odd couple. But who could possibly want to be with a freak with a third eye? Does Clarence risk revealing his eye to Eustice or does he retreat to the secretive campground where he can be with others like himself? Through his struggle, this quirky, wide-eyed fantasy fable explores the heart's ability to change one's mind.

Keywords: character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Oren: The bitch knows her mailboxes.

Nightveil: Witchwar (2005)

Actors: Jonathan Lee Smith (producer), Maria Paris (actress), Maria Paris (actress), Bill Black (producer), Bill Black (writer), Bill Black (director), Jon Smith (actor), Jon Smith (actor), Colleen Kavanaugh (actress), John Beatty (actor), Mary Capps (actress), Mary Capps (actress), Rebekah Black (actress), Jenny Fedor (actress), Sonia Guyver (actress),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Old School (2003)

Actors: Will Ferrell (actor), Eddie Pepitone (actor), Artie Lange (actor), Noel Gugliemi (actor), Bryan Callen (actor), Terry O'Quinn (actor), Jake Jarvi (actor), Rob Corddry (actor), Stuart Cornfeld (actor), Patrick Cranshaw (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor), Simon Helberg (actor), Jeremy Piven (actor), Todd Phillips (actor),

Plot: Mitch, Frank and Beanie are disillusioned with their personal lives begining when Mitch's nymphomanic girlfriend, Heidi, cheats on him, then former party animal Frank gets married, but unwilling to get go of his wild life, and Beanie is a family man seeking to reclaim his wild and crazy youth. Beanie suggests that they form their own fraternity in Mitch's new house on a college campus to re-live their glory days by bringing together a variety of misfit college students, losers, middle-aged and elderly retirees as their new friends and later try to avoid being evicted by the new Dean of Students, Pritchard, whom still holds a personal grudge against all three of them.

Keywords: advice, airport, angel, arrested-development, audience, bare-breasts, bathroom, bedroom, birthday-party, black-humor
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: All the fun of college, none of the education. Why do men act like boys? Because they can.

Quotes:

[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]::Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?::Blue: Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

Frank: Honey, you think KFC is still open?

Dean Pritchard: Are you a comedian now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.

Beanie: I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?::Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What's going on?::Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.::[reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]

Marissa: [after seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her car] Frank, what are you doing?::Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.::Marissa: Who is?::Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.::Marissa: Frank, get in the car.::Frank: But... everybody's doing it.::Marissa: Frank! Now!::Frank: [still out of breath] Ok.

Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. [calls back] This is Frank Ricard...

The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood (2000)

Actors: Nicolas Coster (actor), Noel Gugliemi (actor), Jay Acovone (actor), John Schneider (actor), Toby Keith (actor), Mac Davis (actor), Bob Clark (writer), Bradford May (director), James Best (actor), Patricia Belcher (actress), Sonny Shroyer (actor), Tom Wopat (actor), Drake Silliman (editor), Catherine Bach (actress), Fred Fein (actor),

Plot: The Duke Boys and company travel to Hollywood to sell some musical recordings in order to raise money to build a new hospital in Hazzard County. However, when their recordings and money are stolen, they wind up on the run from mysterious hitmen, sleazy record producers, Russian gangsters, and vicious loan sharks.

Keywords: based-on-cult-tv-series, character-name-in-title, hollywood-sign, independent-film, place-name-in-title, title-in-title, tv-series-reunion
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: They're reuniting and taking Tinseltown by storm!

Quotes:

Narrator: Can make some male appendages harder than Chinese arithmetic.

Davy Jones' Locker (1995)

Actors: Phil Marshall (composer), Elizabeth Bove (actress), Kristina Boden (editor), Christine Gee (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Taylor (actor), Joseph Jacoby (writer), Joseph Jacoby (actor), Joseph Jacoby (director), Joseph Jacoby (producer), Peter Baird (actor), Peter Baird (actor), Peter Baird (writer), Rowland Perkins (producer), Steven Widerman (miscellaneous crew), Buzz Roddy (actor),

Genres: Family, Musical,

Fido Jones and the Lost Treasure (1995)

Actors: Harlan Alston (writer), Harlan Alston (director), Ashley Brun (actor), Imron Alston (actor), Robert Moody (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Short,

Nearly No Christmas (1983)

Actors: John Bach (actor), Jonathan Hardy (actor), Dave Gibson (producer), Ken Blackburn (actor), Chris Hampson (miscellaneous crew), Michael Haigh (actor), Yvonne Mackay (director), John Banas (writer), John Banas (actor), Simon Reece (editor), Dave Fraser (composer), Nicola Smith (miscellaneous crew), Bridget Bourke (miscellaneous crew), Heather Lindsay (actress), Lucy McGrath (actress),

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