Soulstice (2008)
Actors:
Krista Johnston (miscellaneous crew),
Artine Brown (actor),
Benjamin Ayres (actor),
Donny James Lucas (actor),
Jon Funk (actor),
Jacob Medjuck (actor),
Graem Beddoes (actor),
Sophie Olson (actress),
Max Lloyd-Jones (actor),
Victor Ayala (actor),
Damon Gregory (actor),
Andrew Adolphus (composer),
Andrew Adolphus (editor),
Shohan Felber (actor),
Melissa Veszi (actress),
Plot: When he wakes up, Sol's only concern is getting out for a cup of coffee and cigarettes without waking up his girlfriend Jen. But after joining his roommates on a spree of armed robbery, shoot outs and kidnapping, his life is starting to be a lot more rewarding. That is until Jen gives him an ultimatum- Life with her or life with crime. Now, Sol must question his actions, and the life he has chosen, and he starts to look for a way out. But when he's offered a higher position in the organization, will he be strong enough to walk away?
Keywords: urban
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: Long Day. Short Fuse.
Quotes:
[first lines]::Sol: Good morning.::Cashier: Yeah?::Sol: Yeah, I'll have one of those coffees and a pack of Big Max.
Sol: [seeing playground kid in back seat] Is this her kid?::Judah: It *was* her kid. You know the rules, you snooze, you loose.::Sol: You can't just take someone's kid, that's kidnapping!::Judah: Look, I like to think of it as parent-napping.
Judah: Confusion's the sign of a changing mind being cleared. And nothing changes as fast as learning from our mistakes.::Sol: Well then, you must be always changing, huh?::Judah: Everything in the universe is changing, Sol. Only motion is constant. Now the only thing to keep in mind is, which part of change keeps the questioning constant.
Jinx: You know what you're like, Judah? You're like a mental cramp in my marathon of thought.
Jinx: I thought you don't believe in spirits, Judah.::Judah: I do when they come bottled, Jinx.::Sol: What, like one with a Genie inside?::Judah: No, more like a worm.
[last lines]::Justice: Relax. Think about your new position. Exciting, isn't it? Just like good fellas. You're movin' up, bro.
Going the Distance (2004)
Actors:
Crystal Lowe (actress),
Jonathan Shore (producer),
Jackie Burroughs (actress),
August Schellenberg (actor),
Tom Heaton (actor),
Avril Lavigne (actress),
Lynda Boyd (actress),
Andrew Airlie (actor),
Jason Priestley (actor),
Denis Corbett (actor),
Peter Benson (actor),
Jay Brazeau (actor),
Matt Frewer (actor),
Patric Caird (composer),
Shawn Williamson (producer),
Plot: He may have just graduated but Nick has it all figured out - marriage, a lucrative career and a totally different lifestyle from that of his West Coast hippy parents. When he discovers that his future wife may be falling prey to a powerful and oversexed music producer, Nick is determined to fly to Toronto to win her back. Lifelong buds and dedicated surfers Tyler and Dime have other ideas for their staid best friend - the road trip adventure of his life. With only three days to make it to the MuchMusic Video Awards, the unlikely road warriors head off. Two sexy hitchhikers, Sasha and Jill, complicate matters and a series of accidents, orchestrated by a malevolent stranger, sabotage the trip turning Nick's future plans upside down.
Keywords: bar, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, bear, bikini, blonde, bloopers-during-credits, bondage, box-office-flop
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Taglines: They came. They saw. They came. Dangerous Curves Ahead
Quotes:
[the farmer's sexy daughter, Josephine, crawls under the dining table and begins giving Dime a blowjob by surprise]::Mother Libby: This darling young man has volunteered to say grace.::Farmer Joseph: Go ahead, son.::Dime: [struggling] Uh. Dear lord... thank you for giving us such a, succulent, meal. Bless us, and please forgive us for anything that we've done... or are doing right now. Do it, don't stop loving us, don't stop baby, please, don't stop. Uhh... And let us... swallow our sins and... oh... oh, Christ... OH, CHRIST! Praise Jesus!::Farmer Joseph: Praise Jesus. Feels good don' it... how a good prayer leaves ya drained. OK, let's eat! Pass the meat!
Dime: I hear Prairie girls taste like corn.
[Dime and Tyler floating on surf boards in the glacial waters of a Newfoundland bay with an iceberg floating in the bay]::Dime: Tyler, that is an iceberg. It's a fucking iceberg!::Tyler: No shit, man. It's awesome. Let's piss on it!
Tyler: Remember, it's just like porn. Four positions, three minutes on each one and then go for the face.
Nick: [Nick overlooks the coastline] Oh wow! It's beautiful.::Sasha: Yeah! Trees, rock, ocean, iceberg.
[after crawling under the dining table to give Dime a blowjob by surprise, the farmer's sexy daughter, Josephine, suddenly does the same to Jill]::Jill: Oh, my god...::Sasha: Jill...::Mother Libby: Are you okay?::Jill: Hmm? Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh. Oh... oh, god.::Mother Libby: Joseph, something strange is going on.::Jill: Oh!::Farmer Joseph: Wait a second. I know what's happening here...::Jill: Oh... oh, oh... [referring to the unseen Josephine] Fuck you!::Farmer Joseph: Libby, call the exorcist. These kids are possessed! And get my gun!::Nick: No, no, no, sir, I assure you...::Jill: Ohhhhhh, shit!::Farmer Joseph: Now, that's it. Everybody out! Out, out! [when they're outside] And take Lucifer with you! [shoots his gun in the air]
[as the group enters their motel's bar, an older cowgirl woman slaps Dime on his butt]::Dime: Cougar alert. Avert your eyes.::Tyler: And lose this opportunity? Fuck that. [takes Dime back to the older woman]
[after meeting two older cowgirl women in their motel's bar, they both invite Tyler to their room. They then tell him to lie down and surprise him by tying him up to the bed]::Tyler: Whatever you're doing back there, just... be careful because I bruise easy.::Karma: What do you think, Claire? Should we use the baby carrot or the Excalibur?::Tyler: Oh, baby carrot. Baby carrot.::Claire: Gosh, honey, it looks like we left the carrot at home. Too bad. So very, very sad. Load me up.::[Karma raises up the Excalibur and Claire oils it up]::Tyler: Oh, dear Lord.::Tyler: [overheard by Nick and Sasha from their room moments later with sounds of Tyler's bed banging in the background] This is great. Oh!