"The Interview" - Minecraft Parody
It has begun
...
Hope you like the inaugural episode of
MMP Season 2, now with WEEKLY
EPISODES! Had to re-write this about 3 times as Sony was figuring out what to do, and in the end decided to only use info about the movie that's revealed in the trailers, so no spoilers! :)
Also, before anybody surely lets me know that this is NOT
Hunger Games... still your beating hearts, for Hunger Games is coming in 2 weeks.
Don't normally reveal the schedule, but I think some people will jump out of their skin without a date for that one.
Tune in next Friday for another great episode, and as always scour the video for easter eggs to figure out what it might be!
Lyrics:
So yeah...
Dear Leader Kim Jong Un doesn’t pee or poop
Just takes food from all his people like
Augustus Gloop
Watches
Skylark Tonight with a sickly addiction
Can’t get enough of
Cyrus' moose knuckle affliction
Seth and
James tired of what’s in
Minaj’ britches
Fieri’s all done takin’ us to flavor town, bitches
Kim Jong wants to meet up for
The Interview
And the boys say hell yeah, so does the
CIA too
They ask our favorite freaks and geeks to take him out
Sign us up, we’ll take him on the town for sauerkraut
No no, I mean end him like
Jabba the Hutt
We ain’t spies, you want us to kill Kimmy
Jong? Whaaaaat?
Just a heads up, Kim’s the king manipulation
James is suckered in, made the king of puppy nation
Katy Perry, Kim and
James, Stalin tanks, taking names
‘fore he comes… to his senses - half the country’s up in flames
The boys are back together, give Kim one between the eyes
At least from all the trailers, it’s all that I can surmise
We don’t know who hacked Sony and we can’t just make assumptions
Even if north of the 38th, they’re pleased with the malfunctions
Yeah Kimmy’s got a sense of humor worse than
Dr Spock
Hurt his precious little feelings and he responds with a glock
But despite his sensitivity, clinical instability
We cannot prove complicity, may not be him realistically
Regardless who it was that threatened Sony in the hack
If
D.P.R.K., disgruntled staff, or cyber thugs attacked
They made demands, legit or not, while threatening the
peace
But after all the flippy-flopping, Sony said “release”
So listen up now kiddies, we’ve all got our foes
Don’t capitulate to bullies, screw it, punch them in the nose
Music:
High as F**k (instrumental) by
Chris Lago on This
Wasted Summer
Licensed from Audiosocket