Who the F*ck Is Uncle Joe? (2013)

Actors: Allen Maldonado (writer), Allen Maldonado (director), Allen Maldonado (actor), Allen Maldonado (editor), Allen Maldonado (producer), Allen Maldonado (writer), Allen Maldonado (producer), Damien Leake (actor), Dan Sutter (actor), Brenda Lee (actress), Steve Huang (actor), Daniel Mentz (actor), Douglas N. Hachiya (actor), Hymnson Chan (actor), J. Patrick Kanehann (actor),

Awaydays (2009)

Actors: Stephen Graham (actor), David A. Hughes (producer), David A. Hughes (composer), Ian Puleston-Davies (actor), Holliday Grainger (actress), Oliver Lee (actor), Nigel Pilkington (actor), Russell Webber (miscellaneous crew), Michael Ryan (actor), Mark Elliott (editor), Thomas Woods (miscellaneous crew), Robert Karn (miscellaneous crew), Paul Broughton (actor), Lee Battle (actor), Stephen Cheers (producer),

Plot: On the Wirral in the grim early years of Margaret Thatcher's premiership, the opportunities for thrill seeking young men looking to escape 9 to 5 drudgery are what they've always been: sex, drugs, rock n' roll, fashion, football and fighting.

Clowns vs. Ninjas (2009)

Actors: Jim Titus (actor), Alex Duong (actor), James Choi (actor), David Brocca (editor), David Brocca (director), David Brocca (writer), Mando Franco (actor), Alfred Hsing (actor), James Peak (actor), Dave Alspach (actor), Jeff Copas (actor), Max Velez (actor), Nicholas Coles (actor), Robert Dierx (actor), Albert Brocca (producer),

Plot: A Japanese warlord has grown bored with the usual mayhem and murder. Craving a different form of twisted fun he orders his thugs to organize the ultimate bloody battle - a troop of unsuspecting clowns versus a pair of ninja assassins. The lights fire on and the clowns realize they've been trapped in a modern-day pit fighter arena. In attendance are of some of the sickest villains of the underworld, thirsting for blood. The clowns only way out is to fight to the death in order to appease the pleasures of their employer and hopefully live to clown around another day.

Paradise Island (2006)

Actors: Rita Hatzmann (actress), Alexander Hölzl (writer), Alexander Hölzl (actor), Alexander Hölzl (director), Uwe Stoiber (actor), Armando Caceres (actor), Dana Proetsch (actress), Gjyulijete Zekaj (actress), Thomas Berger (composer), Errol Blackwood (composer), Vera Krondorfer (actress), Christian Gross (actor), Adolf Hoser (actor), Thomas Pramhas (actor),

Chattanooga Choo Choo (1984)

Actors: George Kennedy (actor), Barbara Eden (actress), Christopher McDonald (actor), Melissa Sue Anderson (actress), Joe Namath (actor), Nelson Riddle (composer), Bill Zuckert (actor), Paul Brinegar (actor), Clu Gulager (actor), Parley Baer (actor), Davis Roberts (actor), Joe Tornatore (actor), Charlie Holliday (actor), John Steadman (actor), James Horan (actor),

Plot: Unscrupulous football team owner George Kennedy will get $1 million tax-free if he lives up to the terms of his recently deceased father-in-law's will. He has to restore the old man's favorite train, the Chattanooga Choo Choo, and make a 24-hour run from Chattanooga to New York. Kennedy sees this as his chance to get free from his wife and get some publicity for his team. Kennedy's mistress (Barbara Eden), the team coach (Joe Namath), cheerleaders, players press, estranged wife, daughter, potential son-in-law and his father (who is also Kennedy's business rival), are all on board for the hilarious trip.

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Coming Home (1978)

Actors: Gwen Van Dam (actress), Haskell Wexler (actor), Jane Fonda (actress), Marc McClure (actor), Bruce Dern (actor), Jon Voight (actor), Bruce French (actor), Jonathan Banks (actor), Richard Lawson (actor), Robert Carradine (actor), Pat Corley (actor), David Clennon (actor), Charles Cyphers (actor), Dan Perri (miscellaneous crew), Ann Roth (costume designer),

Plot: Sally Bender is the wife of a Captain in the United States Marine Corps. He is sent over to Vietnam, and Sally is alone. With nothing else to do, she decides to volunteer at a local veteran's hospital, where she meets Luke, who went to high school with Sally. Luke was wounded and is paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair. When Sally begins to fall in love with Luke, she has to make a crucial decision about her life.

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Joe Palooka in the Big Fight (1949)

Actors: Jack Roper (actor), Bernard W. Burton (producer), Leon Errol (actor), David Bruce (actor), Harry Tyler (actor), Lyle Talbot (actor), Harry Hayden (actor), Taylor Holmes (actor), John Indrisano (actor), Frank Fenton (actor), Benny Baker (actor), Ian MacDonald (actor), Eddie Gribbon (actor), George O'Hanlon (actor), Hal E. Chester (producer),

Plot: Posing as a down-and-out fighter, "Dutch" Grady ('Greg McClure' (qv)) is hired as a sparring boxer for heavyweight-champion Joe Palooka ('Joe Kirkwood Jr.' (qv)and knocks him out in a training bout. Sports reporter Tom Conway ('David Bruce (I)' (qv)), starts a jeering series on his radio program and in the press for Grady to get a title match with the champion. Knobby Walsh ('Leon Errol' (qv)), Palooka's manager, refuses to make the match until Grady beats other contenders first. But after much criticism affects Palooka's box-office receipts, Knobby agrees to the Palooka-Grady fight for the championship. But, on the eve of the bout, Grady's manager Talmadge ('Lou Lubin' (qv)), Conway and Doctor Benson ('Taylor Holmes' (qv))have Joe drugged, and the Boxing Commissioner vacates his title. Maxine ('Lina Romay (I)' (qv)), a beauty-contest winner, agrees to reveal for $5,000 how Joe was framed. Joe finds her knifed to death when he goes to meet her, and the police think he is the killer.

The Fleet's In (1942)

Actors: Stanley Andrews (actor), William Holden (actor), Harry Barris (actor), Eddie Bracken (actor), Fred Aldrich (actor), Eddie Hall (actor), George M. Carleton (actor), Jack Chapin (actor), Chester Clute (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor), Ralph Brooks (actor), Jimmie Dundee (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Leif Erickson (actor), Donald Kerr (actor),

Plot: Shy sailor Casey Kirby suddenly becomes known as a sea wolf when his picture is taken with a famous actress. His buddies then make a bet with some other sailors that Casey can defrost an icy night club singer known as the Countess.

Playmates (1941)

Actors: George McKay (actor), Vinton Hayworth (actor), Barry Norton (actor), Jack Carr (actor), John Barrymore (actor), Leon Belasco (actor), Bert Moorhouse (actor), Bill Cartledge (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), George Cleveland (actor), Ray Cooke (actor), Jerry Frank (actor), Jack Gargan (actor), Glenn Strange (actor),

Plot: Lulu Monahan ('Patsy Kelly' (qv)), the press agent for John Barrymore ('John Barrymore (I)' (qv)),is attempting to get a sponsor for a radio program. To that end, she and the agent for bandleader Kay Kyser ('Kay Kyser' (qv)), plant a story that the great Shakespearean actor, over his heartfelt objections, will teach Kyser how to play Shakespeare, which isn't the same as playing Paducah, which soon becomes evident. Highlights are the singing of Ginny Simms and a rumba by Lupe Velez; lowlights already cited.

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The Lilliputians' Courtship (1915)

Actors: Will Archie (actor), Lavinia Warren (actress), Captain Anzer (actor), Count Magri (actor),