Wright, Steven Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Boston Strong an Evening of Support and Celebration

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Bonnaroo Music Festival

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Mark Twain Prize: Bill Cosby

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away

  2006, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away

  2006, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Comedians' Comedian

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Son of the Mask

  2005, role: actor , character name: Daniel Moss
• Play in Full Screen Boomtown

  2005, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen 'Reservoir Dogs' Revisited

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Aristocrats

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Reverse of the Curse of the Bambino

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #23
• Play in Full Screen When Stand Up Stood Out

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Curse of the Bambino

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Coffee and Cigarettes

  2003, role: actor , character name: Steven
• Play in Full Screen On Stage at the Kennedy Center: The Mark Twain Prize

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Loser

  2000, role: actor , character name: Panty Hose Customer
• Play in Full Screen Full Mountie

  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen One Soldier

  1999, role: director
• Play in Full Screen One Soldier

  1999, role: actor , character name: Soldier
• Play in Full Screen The Muse

  1999, role: actor , character name: Stan Spielberg
• Play in Full Screen One Soldier

  1999, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen One Soldier

  1999, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Half Baked

  1998, role: actor , character name: The Guy on the Couch
• Play in Full Screen Babe: Pig in the City

  1998, role: actor , character name: Bob
• Play in Full Screen 1999

  1998, role: actor , character name: Goatman
• Play in Full Screen TV Nation: Volume One

  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comics Come Home 2

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comics Come Home

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen For Better or Worse

  1995, role: actor , character name: Cabbie
• Play in Full Screen Canadian Bacon

  1995, role: actor , character name: Niagara Mountie
• Play in Full Screen The Swan Princess

  1994, role: actor , character name: Speed
• Play in Full Screen Speechless

  1994, role: actor , character name: Eddie
• Play in Full Screen Natural Born Killers

  1994, role: actor , character name: Dr. Emil Reingold
• Play in Full Screen Mixed Nuts

  1994, role: actor , character name: Man at Pay Phone
• Play in Full Screen Two Mikes Don't Make a Wright

  1993, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen So I Married an Axe Murderer

  1993, role: actor , character name: Pilot
• Play in Full Screen 10th Annual Montreal Comedy Festival

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief V

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Reservoir Dogs

  1992, role: actor , character name: K-Billy DJ
• Play in Full Screen Johnny Carson's 29th Anniversary

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief IV

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Men of Respect

  1990, role: actor , character name: Sterling
• Play in Full Screen Steven Wright: Wicker Chairs and Gravity

  1990, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Steven Wright: Wicker Chairs and Gravity

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief III

  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself

Wright, Steven Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Iphone 4 vs Htc Evo: Live Action Remake

  2011, role: actor , character name: Customer
• Play in Full Screen Shock Therapy TV

  2011, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Shock Therapy TV

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Shock Therapy TV

  2011, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Shock Therapy TV

  2011, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Bachelor: Jason & Molly's Wedding

  2010, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen Low Rollers

  2009, role: actor , character name: Jerry Fan #2
• Play in Full Screen Killing Time

  2008, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Greatest Holiday Moments: TV & Film Countdown

  2008, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Killing Time

  2008, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Boom Man

  2006, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Boom Man

  2006, role: actor , character name: Diner Patron #2
• Play in Full Screen Boom Man

  2006, role: director

Wright, Steven Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Flight of the Butterflies

  2012, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen Degrassi Goes Hollywood

  2009, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen Demons from Her Past

  2007, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen Maid of Honor

  2006, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen The Perfect Marriage

  2006, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen A Lover's Revenge

  2005, role: costume designer
• Play in Full Screen Dead by Monday

  2001, role: costume designer

Famous quotes by Steven Wright:

"What a nice night for an evening."

"I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance."

"Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?"

"Hermits have no peer pressure."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"

"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

"Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories."

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

Steven Wright