Distances (2011)

Actors: Steve Mims (producer), Scott Szabo (composer), Brandon E. Marshall (editor), Brandon E. Marshall (actor), Brandon E. Marshall (writer), Brandon E. Marshall (producer), Brandon E. Marshall (director), Dunya McCammon Bean (actor), Tom Elia (actor), Daniel Rice (actor), Kelly Ramel (actress), Jackie McCardell Jr. (actor), Charles Marshall (producer), Jordan Tanner (actor), Craig Simon (producer),

Plot: Following the sudden death of his father, 27 year-old Graham Richards shuns the path set out before him of running his family's publishing company and drops out of graduate school to return to his home town of Austin, Texas. Here, Graham hopes to reconnect with his old friends, Windham and Jacob, and gain the love of his removed best friend, Leah, all while pursuing his undying passion of being a musician. Now the master of his own destiny, Graham's new life is better than imagined until he becomes haunted by experiences of breaks with reality that attack and slowly strip him of all he knows and loves. Becoming more and more infuriated, Graham eventually confronts that which is haunting him: himself. It is in this confrontation that Graham realizes he has yet to acknowledge a painful, suppressed memory about his family that will change his life forever.

Genres: Drama, Music, Thriller,

Fruit Fly (2009)

Actors: H.P. Mendoza (director), H.P. Mendoza (producer), H.P. Mendoza (writer), H.P. Mendoza (composer), H.P. Mendoza (actor), H.P. Mendoza (editor), Yasmine Gomez (miscellaneous crew), James Lontayao (actor), Cindy Warner (actress), Jay Patumanoan (miscellaneous crew), Keith Shawn (actor), Tim Bland (actor), Theresa Navarro (actress), Amy Y. Chan (producer), Paul Kolsanoff (producer),

Genres: Musical,

What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)

Actors: Glenne Headly (actress), Ashok Amritraj (producer), Nora Dunn (actress), Richard Schiff (actor), Ana Gasteyer (actress), Tracey Gold (actress), Martin Lawrence (actor), John Leguizamo (actor), Larry Miller (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Eric Bruno Borgman (actor), William Fichtner (actor), Bernie Mac (actor), David Hoberman (producer), David Hoberman (producer),

Plot: Thief Kevin Caffery attempts to rob from the home of rich businessman Max Fairbanks. But Fairbanks catches him and steals his cherished ring that his girlfriend gave him. Caffery is then bent on revenge and getting his ring back with the help of his partners.

Keywords: african-american, auction, based-on-novel, boston-massachusetts, break-in, businessman, con-artist, detective, gay-cop, massage
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: It takes a thief to nail a crook.

Quotes:

Detective Alex Tardio: Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot.::Berger: This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo.

Kevin Caffrey: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.

Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!::Gloria: I do!::Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

Kevin Caffrey: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"?

Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.

Uncle Jack: If he's cursing on TV, then, he's tight.

Tracey Kimberly: Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep!

Amber Bellhaven: Very hip. Very cool. Very Vegas in the sixties.

Berger: [as sheik] He says with that price, camel can dance up pyramid. It loses in translation.

Sharpe's Company (1994)

Actors: Marc Warren (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Michael Byrne (actor), Ted Childs (producer), Assumpta Serna (actress), Scott Cleverdon (actor), Pete Postlethwaite (actor), Nicholas Jones (actor), Tom Clegg (director), Robin Sales (editor), Dominic Muldowney (composer), John Tams (composer), John Tams (actor), Daragh O'Malley (actor), Hugh Fraser (actor),

Plot: Spain 1812. After Ciudad Rodrigo, Teresa tells Sharpe that they have a baby daughter. In Badajoz, the next siege target. Meanwhile, a new commander has taken over the South Essex, along with the murderous Sgt. Obadiah Hakeswill, an old enemy of Sharpe's from India days. But a new commander means a captain trying to turn the Rifles into red-jackets, and Sharpe's only hope to command his company again is the Forlorn one.

Keywords: adventure-hero, army, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, based-on-novel, bayonet, behind-enemy-lines, british, british-accent, british-army
Genres: Action, Adventure, History, War,

Quotes:

Teresa: [In Spanish] My daughter is ill and all you can do is cry!

Teresa: All men should have daughters. It puts honey on their tongues.

Wellington: I think you're a rogue, Sharpe. But you're on my side and one of my rogues. I don't want you dead.

[Hakeswill tries to rape Teresa]::Hakeswill: Now open your legs ever so wide, and lie still as a dead'un!

Hakeswill: What's to happen is, you will become proper soldiers. And draw tunics of the red bright light company of the South Essex, and you will hand in your precious rifle guns and draw proper muskets to go along with being proper dressed. Fit for soldiers at last!::[speaks into his hat]::Hakeswill: Never thought you'd see it, did you, Mother?::[speaks to men]::Hakeswill: You hate me, don't you? Well, I hate you.::[speaks into his hat again]::Hakeswill: I do, I do, I do. I hates 'em!::[rounds on men]::Hakeswill: Who said that? I heard that. Mad? Oh, no, I ain't mad. Not so's I don't know.

Richard Sharpe: That rifle's loaded and rammed, Sergeant.::Hakeswill: Sir?::Richard Sharpe: Did you know, Sergeant?::Hakeswill: Me, sir? No, sir, never, sir!::Richard Sharpe: This yours, Sergeant?::Hakeswill: No, sir. Not me, sir. Him, sir. Private 'Arper, sir!::Richard Sharpe: Well how many more are loaded? [puts rifles under Hakeswill's chin, pulls trigger, nothing happens] Harris! [throws him the rifle] Cooper! Hagman! Perkins! [threatens Hakeswill with Harper's volley gun] They say you can't be killed, Sergeant Hakeswill. It is known. 'Come with me, my lads, for I cannot die. I'm going to live for ever, for they tried to hang me once but did... not... do it.' I could almost believe it. Except in the case of someone you tried to kill, Sergeant Hakeswill... and did... not... do it. I wonder who that might be, Sergeant. You're a dead man, Obadiah. BANG!

[while talking to Harper on sentry, Sharpe hands him a bottle of whiskey]::Richard Sharpe: Here. St. Patrick's Day.::Sgt. Patrick Harper: God save Ireland... you're a grand man.::[takes a pull]::Sgt. Patrick Harper: For an Englishman.

[Harper, framed by Hakeswill for theft, is being flogged]::Drummer Boy: Ninety-three! Ninety-four! Ninety-five!::[Harper has spit out his gag and is grinning widely as the lash lands]::Drummer Boy: Ninety-six! Ninety-seven! Ninety-eight! Ninety-nine! One hundred! One hundred and all's done, sir!::[Harper is released. Still grinning, he starts to walk away]::Colonel Windham: Harper? Come back here.::Sgt. Patrick Harper: Sir?::Colonel Windham: You're a brave man. I salute you for it.::[He tosses Harper a golden guinea. Harper catches it]::Sgt. Patrick Harper: Thank you, sir. Thank you.::[He walks past Sharpe]::Richard Sharpe: You all right?::[Harper's grin remains, but his voice quavers]::Sgt. Patrick Harper: [whispering] Jesus, it hurts like hell! I couldn't have taken much more.

Richard Sharpe: Sgt. Hakeswill...::Hakeswill: Permission to speak, sir!::[pause]::Hakeswill: I've nothing to say, sir.::[drops voice]::Hakeswill: Oh my word, what a surprise... Sharpie.::Richard Sharpe: You are come to me?::Hakeswill: Ever such a long way. I was despairing.::Richard Sharpe: LEFT FACE!::[Hakeswill obeys automatically]::Richard Sharpe: QUICK MARCH!::[Hakeswill walks forward until he is facing the wall. Sharpe grabs his head and mashes his face into the wall]::Richard Sharpe: You lay a finger on any of my men, Sgt., and I'll bloody kill you.

Richard Sharpe: Come smartly to attention now. Atten-SHUN!::[Obadiah stands up straight - and Sharpe belts him, hard. Hakeswill bows over]::Sgt. Patrick Harper: Oh, now see, you don't move when an officer's talking to you. You should know that.::Richard Sharpe: Unless you want to hit me, Obadiah?::Sgt. Patrick Harper: Obadiah?::Richard Sharpe: Dead, if you strike an officer, Obadiah. Dead. Oh... but he can't die. See his neck? They tried to hang him once, and it didn't kill him.::Teresa: I can kill him.::Richard Sharpe: In every battle some try. Look how he stands up. Never disobeys an officer, do you, Obadiah? Why, they love him! I would kill him here and now. Except I swore to do it in front of his victims, for all to see. It's been a long time coming. For he is *evil*, is Obadiah!