Fat Pizza (2003)
Actors:
Michael Craig (actor),
Angus Sampson (actor),
Alan Flower (actor),
Tim Ferguson (actor),
John Batchelor (actor),
Rebel Wilson (actress),
Red Symons (actor),
Craig Behenna (actor),
Phillip Scott (actor),
Tony Garland (miscellaneous crew),
John Boxer (actor),
Paul Fenech (producer),
Paul Fenech (actor),
Linden Goh (actor),
Paul Fenech (writer),
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Crime,
Thriller,
Taglines: Fast Cars, Fast Chicks, Fast Food It's Big! It's Fat! And it's Cheesy! Fast cars, fast chicks, fast food!
Quotes:
first bouncer: [making up excuse to refuse entry] And, you're, d'... er... you're an Aussie!
Young Gandhi: I'm going to shove a cow down your throat and make you shit beefburgers!
Ronnie McDoggle: [involved in car accident] Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!
Pauly Falzoni: [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!
Habib Halal: [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese] I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?
Sleek the Elite: To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.
Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.::Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!
Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.
Habib Halal: [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women] I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!
Claudia Macpherson: [on infomercial for fitness product] Hi! I'm Claudia Macpherson. Supermodel. And, this here is my new Abstiffy. If you try it for 1 second a day... you too will have abs like mine! Ah, huh. Well, probly not. But, let's give it a whirl anyway... shall we?