Child's Tale: Once Upon A Crime (2012)

Actors: Michael Antony Pierce (writer), Michael Antony Pierce (director), Michael Antony Pierce (actor), Michael Antony Pierce (producer), Michael Antony Pierce (actor), Michael Antony Pierce (writer), Lisa Arnett (actress), Lisa Arnett (actress), Matthew Solis (producer), Matthew Solis (writer), Abdalla Robbin (writer), Abdalla Robbin (producer), Rachel Peters (actor), Sherry Walti (actress), Rachel Peters (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Short,

Mage of the Gropetesque (2010)

Actors: Amit Tishler (director), Amit Tishler (actor), Amit Tishler (producer), Amit Tishler (writer), Alon Kaplan (composer), Luke Ellison (actor), July Vang (actress), Nicholas Danczyk (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Tillfällig fru sökes (2003)

Actors: Tomas Eskilsson (producer), Joakim Hansson (producer), Kirsten Bonnén Rask (miscellaneous crew), Peter Possne (producer), Georgi Staykov (actor), Lars Väringer (actor), Lisa Ohlin (director), Lisa Ohlin (writer), Ewa J. Lind (editor), Gustaf Hammarsten (actor), Silva Hildbrand (miscellaneous crew), Johan Fälemark (producer), Peter Hiltunen (producer), Kerstin von Bahr (miscellaneous crew), Hillevi Råberg (producer),

Plot: Frederik is a happy man; he has a girlfriend he loves, a business running smoothely and he is going to be a father. But his happiness proves false. At a party, his girlfriend declares that she will leave him for her true love. Frederik is distraught. But his biological clock has started ticking, and his desire for a child is overwhelming. At an adoption agency he meets Milla, a woman who has also been treated unfairly by love. Could Milla be the answer to Frederik's dream?

Keywords: adoption, fighting, flasher, hot-dog-vendor, love, marriage-for-money, sex, vegetarian, vodka
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Voyage of the Unicorn (2001)

Actors: C. Ernst Harth (actor), Robert Halmi Sr. (producer), Jamie Payton (miscellaneous crew), Beau Bridges (actor), Jay Brazeau (actor), Mackenzie Gray (actor), Robert Halmi Jr. (producer), Dave 'Squatch' Ward (actor), Mark Acheson (actor), Kimi Webber (miscellaneous crew), Don Munro (miscellaneous crew), Matthew O'Connor (producer), Adrien Dorval (actor), Colin Foo (actor), Todd Lester (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A professor, grieving for his dead wife, and his two daughters unwillingly journey to a parallel universe of fairy court, marauding trolls, and a prophecy that they will save this nether world. They board the Unicorn, a magic ship manned by elves. In the search for a dragon who will help them fulfill the prophecy, they encounter the Minotaur, Medusa, the Sphinx, an ogre, and a unicorn whose tears they need to reverse one of Medusa's misguided stares. The trolls also seek the dragon. Capture and slavery awaits failure, while faith precedes the miracle. The spirit of their mother is close to the girls, who must find courage and imagination, while Dad must keep his wits.

Keywords: apple-tree, based-on-novel, battle, chain, chase, dark-glasses, daughters, dead-mother, dragon, dream
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: By Believing, One Can See.

Quotes:

Titania: You need no magic from me. How can I give someone gifts, who already possess so many of her own.

Malachi: Trouble has a way of sneaking up and tapping you on the shoulder. Especially when you least expect it.

Alan Aisling: How long will we be gone?::Malachi: If I'm not mistaken, all of yesterday and most of the day before!

Malachi: Foul Troll magic::Alan Aisling: We'll have to sail where they can never find us.::Malachi: That's ridiculous::Alan Aisling: You disagree?::Malachi: I've spent little enough time in your world, Professor, and I don't pretend to be a deep thinker, but what I see is this: Trolls are everywhere. Different shapes and sizes, calling themselves by different names, but Trolls nonetheless. They like to tear things down, make everything the same, the way they like it. They run their ship by fear and bluster. Avoiding them is no good.

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Actors: Marlon Wayans (actor), Tom Baker (actor), Bruce Payne (actor), Joel Silver (producer), Thora Birch (actress), Robert Miano (actor), Richard O'Brien (actor), Jeremy Irons (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Jirí Machácek (actor), Barbara Lane (costume designer), Laura Vergelli (miscellaneous crew), Susan Lambie (miscellaneous crew), Edward Jewesbury (actor), Steve Richards (producer),

Plot: The Empire of Izmer has long been a divided land. The Mages - an elite group of magic-users - rule whilst the lowly commoners are powerless. Izmer's young Empress, Savina, wants equality and prosperity for all, but the evil Mage Profion is plotting to depose her and establish his own rule. The Empress possesses a scepter which controls Izmer's Golden Dragons. To challenge her rule, Profion must have the scepter, and tricks the Council of Mages into believing Savina is unfit to hold it. Knowing that Profion will bring death and destruction to Izmer, Savina must find the legendary Rod of Savrille, a mythical rod that has the power to control Red Dragons, a species even mightier than the Gold. Enter two thieves, Ridley and Snails, who unwittingly become instrumental in Savina's search for the Rod. Joined by a feisty Dwarf named Elwood, and helped by the Empress's expert tracker, the Elf Norda, the young heroes go in search of the Rod of Savrille. From the deadly maze of the Thieves Guild at Antius to an Elven Village, secret grotto and abandoned castles, Ridley and his band must outwit Profion's chief henchman Damodar at every turn while, back in Izmer, Profion prepares to do battle with the Empress. All depends on the Rod, but the outcome of the race to reach it first is far from certain, and Izmar's very survival hangs in the balance.

Keywords: anti-hero, apple, army, bad-acting, bald, bar, bar-fight, based-on-game, battle, black-comic-relief
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: This is no game. Adventure hinges on more than just a throw of the dice. Adventure will never be the same The game has just begun It's no game!

Quotes:

Snails: I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!

[while scaling the towers of the magic school, to Ridley]::Snails: Why don't we just rob God while we up here.

Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.::Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.::Snails: See, that's the same thing you said when we robbed that little halfling's house.::[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]::Snails: And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me.::Ridley: Are you gonna jump?::Snails: You gonna catch me?::Ridley: I'm gonna catch you.::Snails: Promise?::Ridley: I promise. Now jump.::Snails: All right.::[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]::Ridley: Sorry. I though I heard something.::Snails: You did. Me hitting the ground.

Snails: She must've put some kinda holding spell into that bracelet.::Ridley: Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.::Marina Pretensa: I'd have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take *you* home.::Snails: That was funny.::Marina Pretensa: You're going to the city dungeon.::Snails: That wasn't.

Ridley: Yeah well, have you ever heard of honor amongst thieves? We might live outside the law but we respect each other.

[Ridley has just completed a deadly maze and retrieved the Eye of the Dragon]::Xilus: So, why don't you give me what's rightfully mine? Hmm?::Ridley: What about honor amongst thieves?::Xilus: [Xilus laughs] Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amassed the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.

Elwood: If I ain't drinking, you sure ain't shopping.

Ridley: We gotta save Marina.::Snails: Wait. What about the dwarf?::Ridley: You get the dwarf. I'll get the girl.::Snails: Wait, how come I always gotta get the dwarf?

Norda: How old are you?::Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.::Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.

[to Damodar during a sword fight]::Ridley: Oh look, I've cut you. What a shame.

Champions (1998)

Actors: Louis Mandylor (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), George 'Buck' Flower (actor), Ken Shamrock (actor), Larry B. Scott (actor), Harrison Young (actor), Lee Reherman (actor), Nick Plantico (actor), Kimberly Rowe (actress), Cristos (actor), Felecia Hatcher Brown (miscellaneous crew), Don Dowe (actor), Richard Rabago (actor), Marissa Borsetto (costume designer), Doug Kruse (actor),

Plot: William Rockman is a champion "Terminal Combat" fighter who retired from the sport after accidentally killing a young man while training. Five years after his retirement, Terminal Combat has been banned by the government and has gone underground. The "new" Terminal Combat is just that; one combatant in each match usually does not live to tell about the experience. When Rockman's younger brother is killed in one of the underground matches by his old rival, the King, Rockman enters the tournament to exact revenge on the King, not knowing that the King and his wife, Daria, have been enslaved by Max Brito, the tournament's greedy promoter. When it becomes known that Brito intends to rake in huge bucks for a rematch between Rockman and the King (their last fight 5 years before had ended in a draw), and that he also intends to kill the King either inside or outside of the ring (and therefore keep Daria for himself as a concubine), Rockman, the King, and other tournament survivors band together to plan Daria's rescue and their escape.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-fighting, beefcake, brother-brother-relationship, cage-fighting, female-fighter, female-martial-artist, fight, fight-to-the-death
Genres: Action,

Quotes:

William Rockman: [to Raymond Rockman] You're not Bruce Lee. You're not even Kathy Lee.

La goutte d'or (1990)

Actors: Marcel Bluwal (director), Jean-Pierre Bisson (actor), Jacques Boudet (actor), Patrick Floersheim (actor), Gabriel Gobin (actor), Clément Harari (actor), Rufus (actor), Dominique Zardi (actor), Laure Duthilleul (actress), Elisabeth Kaza (actress), Louison Roblin (actress), Marcel Bluwal (writer), Maka Kotto (actor), Farid Chopel (actor), Nathalie Mann (actress),

Plot: Idris is a young shepherd in the desert of Tunesia. One day a jeep drives by and a woman takes a picture of him; she says she's from Paris and promises to send him a copy. But when nothing arrives during the next months, Idris becomes worried. His father advises him to get his "face" back or bad things may happen to him. So he sets out to Paris... and discovers Paris as a world full of strange things and weird behavior.

Keywords: based-on-novel
Genres: Drama,