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Comedy Central Presents Kevin James YouTube

Full Standups, Comedy Standup, Stand up Show, comedy standup, comedy, jim carry standup, g...

published: 02 Sep 2014

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Comedy Central Presents - Jim Breuer - Hardcore

Jim Breuer. The stonest guy from Half Baked :D awesome standup show

published: 07 Jun 2011

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Comedy Central Presents - Jeremy Hotz - Standup Comedy Audio

Comedy Central Presents - Jeremy Hotz -:https://youtu.be/QTRnESWQ5nw Comedy Central is an ...

published: 19 Nov 2015

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Comedy Central Presents Dat Phan

published: 07 May 2015

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Billy Gardell - Halftime

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published: 27 Oct 2014

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Comedy Central Presents - Lewis Black (1st Show) Standup Comedy Audio

Comedy Central Presents - Lewis Black :https://youtu.be/wSHC3xPJFro Comedy Central is an A...

published: 19 Nov 2015

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Brian Regan - Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy

Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.

published: 04 May 2013

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Comedy Central Africa Presents The Roast of Steve Hofmeyer 2015 Full Show in HD

published: 12 Aug 2015

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Marc Maron Stand up - Comedy Central Presents: Thinky Pain [HQ AUDIO]

published: 06 Sep 2015

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Best Stand up Comedy Louis CK 2015 Comedy Central Full Show Louis CK Comedian Ever

published: 16 Aug 2015

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Comedy Central Presents STIG Live at Parkers

Comedy Central Presents STIG Live at Parkers - Hosted by Stuart Taylor For Bookings Conta...

published: 08 Nov 2013

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Sebastian Maniscalco New Special | Best Comedy Show Of Sebastian Maniscalco

published: 31 Mar 2016

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Worst I Ever Bombed: Dane Cook

Dane Cook tells us about the time he bombed with his comedy troupe while opening for Phish...

published: 04 Oct 2014

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Dane Cook: Troublemaker Interview

Comedian Dane Cook talks about Troublemaker; his upcoming comedy show and directorial debu...

published: 18 Oct 2014

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Dane Cook Interview 2014: Comedian on Playing Dusty Crophopper in Disney's 'Planes'

The comedian explains what it was like lending his voice to an animated character.

published: 17 Jul 2014

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Tony Hawk Interviews Louis C.K. about Dane Cook, Reddit, Louie, and More!

Louis CK is smart, funny, poignant, crude, inappropriate and innovative; all the qualities...

published: 15 Oct 2012

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Tony Hawk Interviews Louis C K about Dane Cook, Reddit, Louie, and More

Check My Videos for Louis CK Standup Videos louis CK, louis, CK, louis ck, louis c...

published: 09 Feb 2016

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Dane Cook Interview part 1 stern

Dane talks about jessica simpson, parents, high school.

published: 28 Nov 2009

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Dane Cook Clears The Air On His Controversial Boston Gig

Dane Cook Clears The Air On His Controversial Boston Gig SUBSCRIBE to Larry King's YouTub...

published: 08 Aug 2013

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Dane Cook and Jessica Alba interview for Good Luck Chuck

Chuck the Movieguy interviews Dane Cook and Jessica Alba for the movie Good Luck Chuck

published: 25 Sep 2007

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Dane Cook

on Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Tom Cruise

published: 22 Jun 2006

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Dane Cook on Letterman

A totally new story from Dane Cook. The funniest stand-up show I've ever seen was at the ...

published: 29 Sep 2006

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Unscripted with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson

Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson interview each other about their film, Employee of the Mont...

published: 17 Sep 2012

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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Say dog, let's not get involved
You don't wanna tango, I'll dress you in a halo
Cock the gauge, polka dot ya braids
Face you in a chrome fo', that'll lock ya legs
And you can't move, I roll big and I can't lose
They watch so hard ain't nothin' I do, that ain't news
Carry it like I'm a stranger to the game
I cut short any whisper that, en-danger my name
I'ma toast on both coast, not for a joke
I'm known in the streets on the account, I know coke
And we got word in the street that the cops watch us
But that don't stop us, we maneuvering move a little mo' cautious
I hate to think that the dope game is my callin'
Cause it got us singing lullaby's, to our fallin'
Tonight friend, until we meet again
But for now and ya name, we re-up and eat again, uh
I never front, like I'm something I'm not
Well being broke well that's just, somethin' I'm not
Y'all talk wit hatred, but I live off that
And I lived off cocaine, way 'fore I lived off rap
Feel me friend, if they could, they'd kill me friend (Yeah)
Cause I weigh too much, learned not to say too much
They couldn't take me in the CL, that's way too much
And I'm too gone, y'all niggas can talk on
They call me Mr., Pleasebelieveit, believe it please
I put the pump in ya mouth, and help you breath with ease
This guys in a hurry, ma I can't even fuck with you
If you ain't in the itinerary
I don't know where dudes is buying they jewelry
Why's ya ice cream, like it's made by Ben & Jerry
Y'all the type of players, that be gettin' 2-day contracts
E-mail snitch, got these in ya 2-way contacts
I'm in the club sippin' on that new Zecongac
In the number 9 Jordan's, with the duce, trey, arm back
The street family so cool, we could throw up bitches
Even if it was July, and we had on wood britches
I got them teflon's, that shovel the fo'
That have under covers and po', with cover and slow
The government know, the kid been lovin' the dough
Since I was movin' white off the curb, and shovelin' snow
Ghetto streets so numb they call me Novocain
I turn over caine, over and over again
Hell, so much cliental, I could lose it all today
Be back the next day, still up in the same way
As I left ya, all in three gestures, down up and aim
I can define death, better than Webster, wet ya
Now bless ya, and of to my next venture
Blocks so white, June look like December
Winter time, snow everywhere, flow everywhere
So much dough, I fly my hoes everywhere
Ask him, Pusha T, push a ton
Push a ton of that shit, that makes ya nose run
Yes I'm holdin', whether it's heat or coke in
In the door panel of my four-wheel motion
Ain't jokin', but I laugh how other flows convince you
It's money, it's funny, it's Comedy Central
Minds mental, others is made up stinsel
When I'm on vacation, my babies ride in a rental
I'm livin', they act as if I don't live it
Saran wrap vaseline, so they can't sniff it
Eve say larine knitted, shorts bermuda
You would think they was poochie, if you over looked Medusa

photo: AP / Bullit Marquez

Front-running presidential candidate Mayor Rodrigo Duterte gestures during his second news conference after voting in a polling precinct at Daniel R. Aguinaldo National High School, Matina district, his hometown in Davao city in southern Philippines Monday, May 9, 2016.

Unofficial Vote Count Shows Rodrigo Duterte Has Won Presidential Election in the Philippines

Edit Time Magazine 09 May 2016

Rodrigo Duterte, the controversial mayor of Davao City, appeared to win the presidential election in the Philippines on Monday night, besting four challengers despite a campaign marred by rape jokes, death threats and various obscenities ... Under Philippine election law, the candidate with the most votes wins even without a clear majority. As of 1 a.m ... Duterte insists his forces only use deadly force when encountering violent resistance....

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Australian mum reveals quintuplets in photo shoot

Edit BBC News 10 May 2016

An Australian mother who gave birth to quintuplets in January has released a photo shoot of her unlikely new arrivals. Perth resident Kim Tucci, 26, took just two minutes to give birth to her four daughters and one son, who were conceived naturally ... The chance of conceiving quintuplets naturally is about one in 55 million ... ....

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Filipinos check their names outside a polling precinct prior to voting in the country's presidential elections at the front-running presidential candidate Mayor Rodrigo Duterte's hometown of Davao city in southern Philippines Monday, May 9, 2016.

The Philippines elects its first transgender politician

Edit BBC News 10 May 2016

Voters in the Philippines have elected their country's first transgender politician, Geraldine Roman ... ....

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Donald Trump speaking at Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) 2015 in Washington, DC

Donald Trump Says New London Mayor Will Be the ‘Exception’ to His Muslim Ban

Edit The Wrap 10 May 2016

Every rule can be broken, especially by the man who made it. And that’s what Donald Trump plans to do in regards to his proposed ban on Muslims if London’s new mayor, Sadiq Khan, wants to visit America ... Also Read. Why a Donald Trump Presidency Scares London's First Muslim Mayor ... “I was happy to see that,” Trump continued, in regards to Khan’s election on Friday ... Also Read ... Also Read. Donald Trump to CNN....

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File - Russian President Vladimir Putin speaking at his annual end of year news conference in Moscow, Russia, Thursday, Dec. 17, 2015.

Russian President Ranks Sixth In World's Most Admired Poll

Edit WorldNews.com 09 May 2016

Russian President Vladimir Putin is apparently well admired in his country, but a poll shows he is also respected beyond the boundaries of his own nation, Newsweek reports.Although the Kremlin’s violent foreign policy is noteworthy, Putin ranks as the sixth most-admired man in the world in an annual survey by pollster YouGov – that’s five places higher compared to his 2015 result ... Globally, U.S ... Former U.S ... U.S....

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Beat the Monday blues with a look at this weekend's Boston comedy roundup

Edit The Examiner 09 May 2016

Benjamin held one of the lead roles on TBS’s “Sullivan & Son”, performed his unique stand-up sets on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”, “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, “Chelsea Lately”, “Inside Amy Schumer”, and “Comedy Central Presents ... He has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “Workaholics”, TBS’s “Glory Daze”, Showtime’s “Live Nude Comedy”, “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”, and “Comedy Central Presents”....

Comedy Central launching next month on OSN

Edit The National 19 Apr 2016

US television channel Comedy Central will be available from May 7 exclusively on regional pay-TV network OSN. The channel's most popular shows include The Daily Show, Comedy Central Presents, Inside Amy Schumer, Lip Sync Battle and South Park ... Comedy Central on OSN will also feature locally produced programmes — more details will be announced in the coming weeks ... "The past and the present merge to meet us here....

Andy Kindler Signs On To Host The Next Two Seasons Of Comedy Dynamics’ Original Series, Coming To The Stage (Shore Fire Media Inc)

Edit Public Technologies 29 Mar 2016

LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedy Dynamics has announced Andy Kindler as host for the next season of its original stand-up show, Coming To The Stage, shooting this April in Burbank ... In addition to being a judge on NBC's Last Comic Standing, he has made countless standup and panel appearances on Late Show with David Letterman and Conan, and has starred in two Comedy Central Presents specials....

Comedian Pete Lee to Perform in Macomb April 1 (Western Illinois University)

Edit Public Technologies 24 Mar 2016

Lee's comedy has been described as 'candy-coated with a dash of mean.' He made his television debut on Comedy Central's 'Premium Blend.' Since then, he has been a standout at the Montreal Just for ... He also filmed his own Comedy Central Presents special and has placed seventh out of the top 100 comedians in Comedy Central's Standup Showdown....

All-Star After-Hours Comedy Revue on March 24 featuring Josh Gondelman, Ted Alexandro, Sean Patton, Michelle Wolf, Phoebe Robinson, and Jessica Williams (Jewish Museum)

Edit Public Technologies 21 Mar 2016

Organized by Josh Gondelman, writer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and co-author of You Blew It, the lineup includes sets by Ted Alexandro (Comedy Central Presents), Sean Patton (Comedy Central Half Hour), Michelle Wolf (Late Night with Seth Meyers), and 2 Dope Queens (Phoebe Robinson and The Daily Show's Jessica Williams) with a performance by musical guest Anya Marina....

An Evening of Comedy (Town of Waldoboro, ME)

Edit Public Technologies 14 Mar 2016

With multiple performances on The Tonight Show, his own Comedy Central specials and consistently selling out theaters, he's at the top of his game ... He has appeared on a half dozen Comedy Central shows including his half hour Comedy Central Presents and his 1-hour special Juston McKinney-A Middle-Class Hole, which was released by Warner Bros....

March 2016 Programs at the Jewish Museum Feature Albert Einstein, Artists Responding to Unorthodox, Artist Omer Fast, and More (Jewish Museum)

Edit Public Technologies 02 Mar 2016

Organized by Josh Gondelman, writer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and co-author of You Blew It, the lineup includes sets by Ted Alexandro (Comedy Central Presents), Sean Patton (Comedy Central Half Hour), Michelle Wolf (Late Night with Seth Meyers, and 2 Dope Queens (Phoebe Robinson and The Daily Show's Jessica Williams) with a performance by musical guest Anya Marina....

Martin Evans on the 'bizarre beast' that is stand-up comedy

Edit Mail Guardian South Africa 25 Feb 2016

Evans, along with Ava Vidal, Gino Fernandez, Lungelo Ndlovu and Devin Gray will participate in a Comedy Central special being filmed at the Cape Town Comedy Club tonight. “For me to write something is petrifying, which is why the Comedy Central special makes me nervous,” said Evans ... Comedy Central Presents Martin Evans Live at Cape Town Comedy Club will be taped by Comedy Central for broadcast on the channel tonight....

Stars of US hit comedy Workaholics are coming to the Spectrum Now stage

Edit Sydney Morning Herald 12 Feb 2016

In one sense the group had the room to move because Comedy Central, which commissioned the series, focused its attention on more expensive shows and bigger stars ... * Comedy Central Presents ... Comedy Central Presents a Night of Stand Up with the Workaholics is the first live event co-produced by the US cable channel Comedy Central....

"LIPSHTICK - The Perfect Shade of Stand Up" Returns for Season Four with Fresh Faces and Fan Favorites

Edit PR Newswire 10 Feb 2016

Lisa Lampanelli (April 9, May 28, July 30) – Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli is best known for her appearances on "Comedy Central Roasts," where ... She has also recorded her own "Comedy Central Presents" special, and appeared on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," TBS' "Deal with It," and E! Network's "Chelsea Lately" and "The Soup."...

ONU welcomes the comedy of Jon Reep, Etta May (Ohio Northern University)

Edit Public Technologies 03 Feb 2016

Ohio Northern University's Freed Center for the Performing Arts will present the comedy of Jon Reep and Etta May in the Freed Center on Saturday, Feb ... As a comedian, he was the winner of season five of NBC's 'Last Comic Standing.' He's been on Comedy Central's 'Premium Blend,' the half-hour special 'Comedy Central Presents ... Club' and 'Comedy Stage .'....

The Kennedy Center announces the Millennium Stage schedule for December 2015 (John F Kennedy Center ...

Edit Public Technologies 24 Nov 2015

Additionally, the Millennium Stage will present (Sir) Joe Quarterman and FreeSoul and ... Presented in collaboration with the Embassy of Romania and the Romanian Cultural Institute ... Zan McLeod and Friends present An Irish Christmas, an evening of traditional Irish music and step-dancing ... Presented in collaboration with the Embassy of Japan ... Comedy at the Kennedy Center ... He has also had his own Comedy Central Presents....

Comedian/writer Greg Fitzsimmons brings personal material to Comedy Off Broadway performance

Edit Lexington Herald-Leader 05 Nov 2015

The New York City native's father was a popular radio personality and he said this, combined with his Bronx-Irish upbringing, provided "the basic tenets of stand-up comedy." ... It would eventually lead to appearances on a variety of late-night talk shows, a pair of Comedy Central Presents specials and as a regular contributor to VH1's popular series Best Week Ever....