Joshua Adams: Bring Your Guns (2013)

Actors: Paul X. Campanella (director), Joshua Adams (actor), Joshua Adams (writer),

Genres: Music, Short,

Haunted Maze (2013)

Actors: Susan Engel (actress), Susan Engel (writer), Brian Krause (actor), Susan Engel (producer), Susan Engel (director), John Beasley (actor), Daniel E. Parr (producer), Ron Santiano (editor), Charles Hoyes (actor), Troy Daniel Smith (actor), Mary Johnston (producer), Chuck Stone (miscellaneous crew), David Mingrino (actor), Victoria Blackburn (actress), Danielle Leuschen (actress),

Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Play Time Is Over...

Road Hell (2011)

Actors: Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (director), Pete Jacelone (writer), Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (producer), Pete Jacelone (editor), Alex Pucci (actor), Alex Pucci (producer), Alex Pucci (director), Edward X. Young (actor), David L. Tamarin (actor), John Link (actor), Nathaniel Sylva (actor), Niki Rubin (actress), Shirley Dluginski (actress),

Plot: When a horrific accident forces a deeply dysfunctional couple to check into a decrepit motel, a lecherous and deranged desk clerk arranges for them to witness three unholy visions of the macabre. But when cautionary tales of bloodlust, deadly creatures and a world filled with the undead don't faze these two narcissists, stronger measures are right at hand.

Keywords: anthology
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,

The One (2011)

Actors: Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (producer), Alex Pucci (producer), Alex Pucci (director), David L. Tamarin (actor), Nathaniel Sylva (actor), Niki Rubin (actress), Barry Wilkinson (miscellaneous crew), Catherine Giarrusso (producer), Bryan Roberts (producer), Vanessa Gall (actress), Nolan Ball (producer), Trevor Wright (writer), Bryan Lombardo (actor), Andrew Adler (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Road Hell (2011)

Actors: Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (director), Pete Jacelone (writer), Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (producer), Pete Jacelone (editor), Alex Pucci (actor), Alex Pucci (producer), Alex Pucci (director), Edward X. Young (actor), David L. Tamarin (actor), John Link (actor), Nathaniel Sylva (actor), Niki Rubin (actress), Shirley Dluginski (actress),

Plot: When a horrific accident forces a deeply dysfunctional couple to check into a decrepit motel, a lecherous and deranged desk clerk arranges for them to witness three unholy visions of the macabre. But when cautionary tales of bloodlust, deadly creatures and a world filled with the undead don't faze these two narcissists, stronger measures are right at hand.

Keywords: anthology
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,

The One (2011)

Actors: Pete Jacelone (actor), Pete Jacelone (producer), Alex Pucci (producer), Alex Pucci (director), David L. Tamarin (actor), Nathaniel Sylva (actor), Niki Rubin (actress), Barry Wilkinson (miscellaneous crew), Catherine Giarrusso (producer), Bryan Roberts (producer), Vanessa Gall (actress), Nolan Ball (producer), Trevor Wright (writer), Bryan Lombardo (actor), Andrew Adler (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,

The Devil's Gravestone (2010)

Actors: John Massari (composer), Grant James (actor), Justin Arnold (actor), Niko Red Star (actor), Reece Rios (actor), Elle LaMont (actress), Joe Nemmers (actor), Joshua Winch (actor), Joshua Winch (producer), Anna Elisabeth Taylor (actress), Jay Mackenzie Roach (director), Jay Mackenzie Roach (actor), Jay Mackenzie Roach (writer), Jay Mackenzie Roach (producer), Peyton Wetzel (actor),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: From The Blood of This City... God's Shadow will be Born

Blood on the Highway (2008)

Actors: Nicole Holt (actress), Nicholas Brendon (actor), Tom Towles (actor), Clay Liford (actor), Eric Rhoades (actor), James M. Johnston (actor), Adam Donaghey (actor), Mike Parish (actor), Barak Epstein (director), Barak Epstein (actor), Barak Epstein (producer), Mark E. Howell (actor), Casey Wickson (miscellaneous crew), Casey Wickson (actor), Lorraine Eubank (actress),

Plot: The citizens of sleepy small town Fate, TX gather for the grand opening of Consumart, a shiny new one-stop-shopping box store. The eager consumers gleefully pour into the store as the doors open at sundown. Why is the grand opening at sundown? Who cares, they've got cut-rate prices on plasma screens and baby clothes! DVDs! Mayonnaise! Coffins! Coffins? And before they have to time to really question this item, terror ensues and the store erupts into a bloodbath. A few weeks later, three oblivious, self-absorbed twenty somethings - CARRIE, SAM, and BONE - head out on a road trip to Mr. Fire (a festival which shares only minor non-litigious similarities, all of a purely coincidental nature, to Burning Man) and accidentally wander into Fate, unaware of its population's ill-fated transformation... into vampires. Being that the heroes are 20-somethings, they do it. Carrie, a shallow hothead, is dating Sam's wallet, er, Sam, who is a whiny, naive, hypochondriac rich boy. Bone, a callous hard-ass with a venomous way of speech, is still nursing a desire for Carrie predicated upon a drunken, frivolous one night stand. After a run-in with two blood-thirsty convenience store clerks in which Sam is repeatedly bitten and attacked and Bone is forced to slaughter them, our protagonists begin it wonder if something strange might be going on in the town. Luckily, but only in the sense that they didn't get murdered, the three stumble upon the only surviving humans in town: BYRON VON JONES, a trigger-happy, conspiracy theorist militia member; LYNETTE VON JONES, a haggard, trailer park slut and the only surviving wife out of Byron's harem; and ROY JACKSON (Chris Gardner), a cowardly, lying frat boy in his early 20s. The group bands together and takes shelter in Roy's ranch house, surrounded by hundreds of vampires intending to torch the property before sunrise, so they don't have to go home and try again the next day. Will our heroes escape death and transformation? Will Bone win over Carrie's dubious and indifferent heart? Does he even really care? And will the nefarious corporate franchise relevance to the plot ever be explained?

Keywords: blood, consumerism, gore, satire, vampire
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: There's a sucker born every minute!

Quotes:

Roy: Man, do you really wanna fight an army of vampires?::Bone: [pauses to do a dramatic turn] Since I was twelve years old.

Carrie: What the hell is wrong with this town? Those guys were, like, fucking rabid.::Bone: They had fangs. Those other two died pretty quickly when I put a stake through their heart. So, obviously... they're Lutherans.

Bone: Look, we are fucked! We're fucked like an autistic 8 year old at a NAMBLA meeting.

Lynette: So that's what those things are? They's vampires?::Byron: No, I already told ya, they're genetically enhanced fang bots made by the government!::Lynette: Then why come that's one we saw stuck out in the daytime 'splode up when the daylight hit 'em?::Byron: That was just a coincidence. What happened was we got too close to his special robot secrets. [to Bone] And I'm tellin' ya, trying to run durin' the day is a death sentence! They can see ya more clearly!::Bone: [to Carrie] So, sunrise. That cool?

Chase Sinclair: I'll allow you to allow me to introduce myself. Hi, Chase Sinclair, regional VP of Consumart Industries, and can anybody tell me why I'm here at five AM instead of my penthouse apartment having my anus tickled by two Kashmiri pop stars?::Carrie: [slightly raising her hand] Does- does it have something to do with vampires?::Chase Sinclair: Well, that's part of the reason. More specifically, all of the dead vampires. Now, how do you suppose that happened? Act of god? Sickle Cell? I mean, they didn't just trip and fall on those wooden stakes.::Greeter: Uh, Bertram Moynaham did.::Chase Sinclair: [grudgingly] Except for Bertram Moynaham.

Lynette: Split my meat curtains with your purple-headed custard pumper!

Lynette: Cum in my mouth and take me to Shoneys!

Bloodshed and Emeralds (1999)

Actors: Robert Alexander (actor), Michele Hess (actress), Ann Cochran (director), Kevin E. Ross (actor), Ann Cochran (producer), Ann Cochran (writer), Mel Shaker (actress),

Genres: Horror,

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Actors: Randall Batinkoff (actor), Alexis Arquette (actress), Stephen Root (actor), Thomas Jane (actor), Donald Sutherland (actor), Candy Clark (actress), Luke Perry (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Seth Green (actor), Rutger Hauer (actor), David Arquette (actor), Mark DeCarlo (actor), Hilary Swank (actress), Ricki Lake (actress),

Plot: Buffy Summers has the lifestyle any young woman could want. Cheerleading, dating the captain of the basketball team, and copious amounts of time spent shopping with friends. She had no idea of her true calling until a mysterious man named Merrick approached her and told her that she is the Slayer; one woman called to defend the world from vampires. Reluctant to concede to the fact, Buffy soon learns that Merrick speaks the truth and so begins to take her new life seriously while trying to maintain the sense of normality her life had once been. With her best friends slowly abandoning her, Buffy finds solace in the town outcast, Pike, who knows very well the terrors that have arisen. Together, they combat the forces of the old and powerful vampire, Lothos, who has his eyes set on Buffy.

Keywords: 1990s, basketball, biker, campy, cemetery, character-name-in-title, cheerleader, cheerleading, chosen-one, cult-film
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal. Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill. She knows a sucker when she sees one. Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy.

Quotes:

Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?

Lothos: [Buffy holds up a cross] This is your defense? Puh-lease. Your puny faith?::Buffy: No.::[the cross ignites in flames and she tosses the cap off a hairspray can]::Buffy: My keen fashion sense.::[she sprays the flames, shooting them at his face]

Kimberly: Buffy? What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket. It's too weird.::Buffy: Listen, a lot's been going on you guys, okay? And I really wanted to talk to you guys about it. See, um, a couple of weeks ago, I met this guy-...::Kimberly: Oh my god, you're having an affair?::Nicole: Cool!::Jennifer: Does Jeffrey know?::Buffy: It's not about that. He's, like, old. He's fifty.::Kimberly, Nicole, Jennifer: Ewwwww!::Jennifer: Gross!::Buffy: Haven't you guys noticed what's been going on here? The strange things? Have you noticed people disappearing, turning up dead?::Nicole: What are you talking about?::Kimberly: Weird? You mean like hanging around with that homeless Poke?::Buffy: Pike.::Nicole: [gasp] Eww, you're having an affair with him?::Jennifer: He doesn't look fifty.::Buffy: Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago.

Merrick: None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble.::Buffy: And where are they now? Hello!

Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.::Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.::Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.

[after punching Merrick]::Buffy: Oh, wow. I-I never hit anybody before.::Merrick: Really? Well you did it perfectly.::Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior.::Buffy: Because it's the senior dance. It's just a shot in the dark.

Benny: Her yabos scoff at gravity.

Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?