Lollipop Quest (2012)

Actors: Cole Jaeger (actor), Justin Jaeger (director), Justin Jaeger (editor), Sam Portelance (actor), Michael Maccione (actor), José (actor), Tushar Bahl (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Must Believe in Aliens! (2012)

Actors: James Cotter (actor), Benjamin Borley (actor), Jonas Hawkins (producer), Sam Morgan (actor), Boyd Rogers (actor), Lucy Cole (writer), Lucy Cole (director), Lucy Cole (editor), Mark Vernon Freestone (actor), Lucy Cole (producer), Claire Horrocks (producer), Alex White (editor), Alex White (producer), Kimberley Harvey (actress), Stuart Fitzsimmons (actor),

Genres: Romance, Short,

Hardly Beloved (2011)

Actors: Vanelle (actress), Mark Baranowski (director), Mark Baranowski (composer), Mark Baranowski (actor), Mark Baranowski (writer), Mark Baranowski (producer), Suzi Lorraine (actress), Teri Weigel (actress), Christy Johnson (actress), Patrick G. Keenan (actor), Ryli Morgan (actress), Rachelle Williams (actress), Kristin Jann-Fischer (actress), Fred Obermiller (miscellaneous crew), Todd Brown (actor),

Plot: Frustrated by his promiscuous wife and haunted by memories of an abusive stepfather, Chad's self-esteem is at an all-time low. A psychiatrist attempts to help rid him of his feelings of inadequacy, but Chad soon realizes that only he himself can bring about a change for the better. Of course, nothing worthwhile is ever easy... To leave the past behind, take charge of his life and become a more dedicated husband and father, he'll need to face certain challenges and confrontations head on - ready or not!

Keywords: child's-point-of-view, extramarital-affair, family-relationships, father-son-relationship, female-nudity, flashback, husband-wife-relationship, independent-film, lesbian, stepfather-stepson-relationship
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Sometimes It Takes A Little Courage.

Quotes:

Danielle: Eryk, I brought you to the park to run around and play! What's the problem?::Eryk: You're the problem! Bad guy! You've got nuts in your udders!::Danielle: What does that even mean? [to herself] I give up. I swear... [into the phone] Hello?::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] Hey, cuz. How's your day out with Eryk goin'?::Danielle: [into the phone] I won't even answer that. This kid is unbelievable!::Eryk: Look, I'm holding my penis!::Danielle: [into the phone] I think he's been around your dad too long. My God... Anyway, what's up?::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] I need some advice. You think I should have an affair?::Eryk: You're Butt Girl and I'm Penis Boy! Butter udders!::Danielle: [into the phone] Absolutely not. Keep your hands in your pockets and your zipper zipped up. The risk of you getting someone else pregnant makes me wanna bury myself alive.::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] Well, damn.::Danielle: [into the phone] Sorry. Why do you ask?::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] Cynthia's in our shed right now, with another woman.::Danielle: [into the phone] So? What are they doing?::Chad Podosek: [into the phone, incredulous] Well, they're not admiring my garden tool collection! Whaddya think they're doing?::Danielle: [into the phone] That bitch! [lowers the phone, to herself] I thought our time together meant something!::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] What?::Danielle: [into phone] Nothing. You know what...? Yes. By all means. Get yourself a mistress. Better yet, get three. You deserve it.::Chad Podosek: [into the phone] I think I will. Thanks, Danielle!::Danielle: [into the phone] Don't mention it. [sarcastic] Now let me go so I can have some more fun with your son.::Eryk: Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!::Danielle: [to Eryk] Well, at least you're running around.

Suzanne: What a beautiful sky... So vast... So peaceful... So unfair. It hangs over us, taunting, beckoning... offering an escape we can never have... Fucking gravity. We're stuck here on the ground, forced to accept, to assimilate, to make the most of our lives and to do unto others as we would have done unto ourselves. But, it's all good...::Danielle: ...'cause we're some masochistic motherfuckers.

Host: Yep, it's one of those kinda movies... So get to bed, Grandma!

Chad Podosek: I know you're in there... and I know what you're doing!::Cynthia Podosek: You don't know anything, Chad! Go away!::Chad Podosek: You're wrong! I know a lot!

Chad Podosek: I tried telling him it was my grandma that wrote my name all over the house, but he didn't believe me... He was the world's greatest asshole, but he wasn't stupid.

Chad Podosek: Doc, I'm sure any possibilities would have been better than how things turned out.

Barry: Don't look over there, look at me!

Barry: Do that one more time, and I'll tan your fuckin' hide, you understand me?

Barry: Oh, what, you're gonna cry now? You want me to tell everybody you're a crybaby? [mockingly] Little Chad's a crybaby...

Barry: Don't look at me, look at the wall!

Teen Wolf Too (1987)

Actors: Kathleen Freeman (actress), James Hampton (actor), Jason Bateman (actor), Jeph Loeb (writer), Jeph Loeb (writer), Mark S. Thomas (miscellaneous crew), John Astin (actor), Paul Sand (actor), Harvey Rosenstock (editor), Kim Darby (actress), Henry Humphreys (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Leitch (director), Raja Gosnell (editor), George Sweney (miscellaneous crew), R.P. Sekon (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: A hair-raising comedy. A hair-raising comedy starring Jason Bateman. He's off to college and ready for a howling good time! High school was easy. But college is a whole different ANIMAL. Freshmen have always had trouble adjusting to college life. But never like this.

Quotes:

Stiles: [after Todds first transformation into the Wolf] You seem a little upset...::Todd Howard: Upset? Me Stiles? UPSET?::Stiles: [Stiles nods]::Todd Howard: I just had a beard over every inch of my body... fingernails the size of french fries... teeth from here to Texas... and she called me a dog... A DOG...::Stiles: So...?

The Dogfather (1974)

Actors: Art Leonardi (miscellaneous crew), Daws Butler (actor), Bob Holt (actor), Frank Welker (actor), David H. DePatie (producer), Friz Freleng (producer), Daws Butler (actor), Dean Elliott (composer), Hawley Pratt (director), Bob Ogle (writer),

Genres: Animation, Short,

The Bowery (1933)

Actors: Harold Huber (actor), Kit Guard (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), John Bleifer (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Pat Harmon (actor), James Burke (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Jackie Cooper (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), John Ince (actor),

Plot: "In the Gay Nineties New York had grown up into bustles and balloon Sleeves ... but The Bowery had grown younger, louder and more rowdy until it was known as the 'Livest Mile on the face of the globe' ... the cradle of men who were later to be famous." The scene opens in a saloon named "Nigger Joe's" ...

Keywords: 1890s, bare-knuckle-boxing, based-on-novel, beating, black-eye, bookmaker, bowery-manhattan-new-york-city, box-office-hit, boxing, boxing-knockout
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: "CHUCK" CONNORS MONARCH OF ALL HE SURVEYED AND COULD LICK!

Quotes:

Steve Brodie: Don't ever say I never give ya nothin'.

Chuck Connors: Dis is a man's woild.

Swipes McGurk: Ya know, Chuck, you're a great guy and ya knows I'm your pal, but sometimes ya sound like you're full of hop.

Chuck Connors: Never tie yourself to a guy that's on the downgrade.

Steve Brodie: I got it on him in the wind, the speed and the noodle.

Lucy Calhoun: I believe if Chuck knew I was in love with you, he'd kill us both.::Steve Brodie: Yeah? What do you think I'd be doin'?

The Bowery (1933)

Actors: Harold Huber (actor), Kit Guard (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), John Bleifer (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Pat Harmon (actor), James Burke (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Jackie Cooper (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), John Ince (actor),

Plot: "In the Gay Nineties New York had grown up into bustles and balloon Sleeves ... but The Bowery had grown younger, louder and more rowdy until it was known as the 'Livest Mile on the face of the globe' ... the cradle of men who were later to be famous." The scene opens in a saloon named "Nigger Joe's" ...

Keywords: 1890s, bare-knuckle-boxing, based-on-novel, beating, black-eye, bookmaker, bowery-manhattan-new-york-city, box-office-hit, boxing, boxing-knockout
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: "CHUCK" CONNORS MONARCH OF ALL HE SURVEYED AND COULD LICK!

Quotes:

Steve Brodie: Don't ever say I never give ya nothin'.

Chuck Connors: Dis is a man's woild.

Swipes McGurk: Ya know, Chuck, you're a great guy and ya knows I'm your pal, but sometimes ya sound like you're full of hop.

Chuck Connors: Never tie yourself to a guy that's on the downgrade.

Steve Brodie: I got it on him in the wind, the speed and the noodle.

Lucy Calhoun: I believe if Chuck knew I was in love with you, he'd kill us both.::Steve Brodie: Yeah? What do you think I'd be doin'?

The Bowery (1933)

Actors: Harold Huber (actor), Kit Guard (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), John Bleifer (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Pat Harmon (actor), James Burke (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Jackie Cooper (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), John Ince (actor),

Plot: "In the Gay Nineties New York had grown up into bustles and balloon Sleeves ... but The Bowery had grown younger, louder and more rowdy until it was known as the 'Livest Mile on the face of the globe' ... the cradle of men who were later to be famous." The scene opens in a saloon named "Nigger Joe's" ...

Keywords: 1890s, bare-knuckle-boxing, based-on-novel, beating, black-eye, bookmaker, bowery-manhattan-new-york-city, box-office-hit, boxing, boxing-knockout
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: "CHUCK" CONNORS MONARCH OF ALL HE SURVEYED AND COULD LICK!

Quotes:

Steve Brodie: Don't ever say I never give ya nothin'.

Chuck Connors: Dis is a man's woild.

Swipes McGurk: Ya know, Chuck, you're a great guy and ya knows I'm your pal, but sometimes ya sound like you're full of hop.

Chuck Connors: Never tie yourself to a guy that's on the downgrade.

Steve Brodie: I got it on him in the wind, the speed and the noodle.

Lucy Calhoun: I believe if Chuck knew I was in love with you, he'd kill us both.::Steve Brodie: Yeah? What do you think I'd be doin'?

The Bowery (1933)

Actors: Harold Huber (actor), Kit Guard (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), John Bleifer (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Pat Harmon (actor), James Burke (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Jackie Cooper (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), John Ince (actor),

Plot: "In the Gay Nineties New York had grown up into bustles and balloon Sleeves ... but The Bowery had grown younger, louder and more rowdy until it was known as the 'Livest Mile on the face of the globe' ... the cradle of men who were later to be famous." The scene opens in a saloon named "Nigger Joe's" ...

Keywords: 1890s, bare-knuckle-boxing, based-on-novel, beating, black-eye, bookmaker, bowery-manhattan-new-york-city, box-office-hit, boxing, boxing-knockout
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: "CHUCK" CONNORS MONARCH OF ALL HE SURVEYED AND COULD LICK!

Quotes:

Steve Brodie: Don't ever say I never give ya nothin'.

Chuck Connors: Dis is a man's woild.

Swipes McGurk: Ya know, Chuck, you're a great guy and ya knows I'm your pal, but sometimes ya sound like you're full of hop.

Chuck Connors: Never tie yourself to a guy that's on the downgrade.

Steve Brodie: I got it on him in the wind, the speed and the noodle.

Lucy Calhoun: I believe if Chuck knew I was in love with you, he'd kill us both.::Steve Brodie: Yeah? What do you think I'd be doin'?

The Knockout (1914)

Actors: Wallace MacDonald (actor), Hank Mann (actor), Grover Ligon (actor), Grover Ligon (actor), Wallace MacDonald (actor), Charley Chase (actor), Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Glen Cavender (actor), Edward F. Cline (actor), Charles Chaplin (actor), Charles Avery (actor), Billy Gilbert (actor), Edgar Kennedy (actor), Hank Mann (actor),

Plot: A couple of tramps, down on their luck and hungry, decide to fake an exhibition boxing match for a promoter. Meanwhile, Pug, a good-hearted but boisterous fellow, takes on a gang of mashers who make unwanted advances to his girlfriend. Impressed by his abilities, the mashers decide to pass Pug off as Cyclone Flynn, the champion, and enter him in the boxing match. But the real Cyclone shows up, and he and Pug battle it out in the ring. Soon the fight progresses to include pistols, rooftop chases, and the Keystone Kops in hot pursuit.

Keywords: boxing, boxing-match, boxing-ring, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, falling-into-water, impersonation, keystone-kops, lasso, panic, police
Genres: Comedy, Short,