Plot
A suicidal and delusional actor just wants to get out of LA for good. He and his driver, a sharp dude, are waylaid on the way to the airport by a stowaway kid who is homeless and on the run from some psycho rednecks. It seems the homeless kid is in possession of a mysterious refrigerator and is being chased by some crazy gangsters for it. The kid convinces the actor and the driver to help deliver the fridge to a mysterious Fence. This fateful decision takes them all over LA, almost gets them killed by ex-wives, Salvadorians, strange houseboys, bouncers, and strippers. Only in LA will this turn-out to be all for the best.
Keywords: road-comedy
How hard can it be to leave LA?
Plot
A tale set in World War II Philippines about how a rich family copes with the war and how the people change amidst violence and death
Keywords: 18th-birthday, aristocrat, band, bandit, betrayal, birthday, birthday-celebration, bleeding-to-death, blood, blood-splatter
Plot
A shipping magnate hatches a plan for testing the worth of his heirs, none of whom he has ever seen. He summons them all to China, and lays psychological and physical snares in the part of each. Finding none of them worthy, he dismisses them all but does promise financial backing for an airline to Jack Clark (Kent Taylor.)
Keywords: millionaire
Plot
Copy boys Muggs and Glimpy investigate a murder. They locate the ex-wife of the murdered man and become convinced she is innocent. They hide her from the police while they investigate.
Keywords: 1940s, apartment, b-movie, bow-tie, bowery-manhattan-new-york-city, brawl, chase, cigarette-smoking, copyboy, criminal
THRILLS FOLLOW THRILLS...and IT'S A FIGHT TO THE FINISH! (original poster)
A SPINE TINGLING MYSTERY ! (original poster)
SH-H-H...IT'S MURDER (original poster)
BAFFLING MYSTERY OF MURDER! (original poster)
MASTER SLEUTH ON THE TRAIL! (original poster)
THE GANG IS HERE AGAIN! (original print ad - all caps)
WACKY! SCREWY! (original print ad - all caps)
America's favorite rascals in their timeliest, rough-and-readiest hit!
WUXTRA! WUXTRA! IT'S A CASE OF MOIDER AND YOU'RE THE VICTIM! You'll die laffing as the Sidewalk Sockers blast the Tenement Terror!
Plot
In revolution-torn China, American mercenary O'Hara is entrusted with a perilous mission, to get arms for the helpless authorities in a province ravaged by warlord General Yang. On the train to Shanghai, he meets Judy Perrie, whose father is in league with Yang. Will Judy regret agreeing to lure O'Hara to his doom, and if so, can she make it up to him? The balance of power seesaws to a perilous conclusion.
Keywords: china, mercenary, warlord
O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.
O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.
Judy Perrie: Maybe some day there'll be a law to abolish the blues. Something big, like an amendment to the Constitution. For all of us.
O'Hara: You ask me why I'm for oppressed people? Because I've got a background of oppression myself, and O'Haras and elephants never forget.
Judy Perrie: If I believed like that in anything... I'd do a dance.
O'Hara: [to Judy] Let me tell you, dreamboat. Don't think I fell for you. A tree with a flower on: I'd've fallen for that, the way I was feeling. A fish on a dish would-a got me.
A Houseboy is typically a male servant or assistant who performs domestic or personal chores. Examples of its usage include:
Could you go to the grocery store?
I need pop tarts and orange soda
You can drive the mercedes
If you say pretty please
You can sleep in my bed tonight
But you better not have dirty feet
And I don't like talking after I fool around
I just like to sleep
Could you go to the drug store?
I need advil and robitussin and condoms
Take out the trash, give the dog a bath
Do the dishes and fix the leak in the kitchen
Little white boy, would you be my slave?
Little white boy, would you be my slave?
Little white boy, would you be my slave?
Little white boy, would you be my slave?
Little white boy, you make a great slave