A fleur de peau (2012)

Actors: Olivier Tangkun (editor), Olivier Tangkun (producer), Olivier Tangkun (writer), Olivier Tangkun (director), Olivier Tangkun (actor), Eric Malo (actor), Pascal Retailleau (actor), Franck Perfumo (actor),

Genres: Drama, History, Short,

Le couperet (2005)

Actors: Yolande Moreau (actress), Genevieve Lemal (producer), Ulrich Tukur (actor), Serge Larivière (actor), Jean-Pierre Dardenne (producer), Luc Dardenne (producer), John Landis (actor), Yvon Back (actor), Thierry Hancisse (actor), José Garcia (actor), Jean-Pierre Gos (actor), Jean-Claude Grumberg (actor), Olivier Gourmet (actor), Arlette Zylberberg (producer), Karin Viard (actress),

Plot: Bruno Davert, a chemist working for a paper company, is fired. After three years he's still unemployed, too much competition for the few job position he could fit in his sector. He sent tons of resumes, he attended many qualifying courses, he tried everything but there is nothing to do: no job for him in the industry. The only healthy company in the sector is "Arcadia", but joining it is just an impossible dream. At this point Bruno is desperate. What he could do: to kill all the competitors? Could he?

Keywords: 2000s, alcohol, assassination-attempt, author-cameo, bar, based-on-novel, binge-drinking, black-comedy, car-accident, competition
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller,

Quotes:

Gérard Hutchinson: Vous savez, au bout de cinq ans de chômage on est devenu... non, comment on dit en français?::Bruno Davert: Has-been.::Gérard Hutchinson: Ah oui, voilà, has-been.

Sweet Movie (1974)

Actors: Sami Frey (actor), Dusan Makavejev (director), Robin Gammell (actor), Yann Dedet (editor), Don Arioli (actor), Dusan Makavejev (writer), John Vernon (actor), Pierre Clémenti (actor), Manos Hatzidakis (composer), Sabine Haudepin (actress), Carole Laure (actress), Carole Laure (actress), Roland Topor (actor), Catherine Sola (actress), Anna Prucnal (actress),

Plot: The intercut story of two women: a nearly-mute beauty queen who descends into withdrawal and madness, and another who captains a ship laden with candy and sugar, luring men and boys aboard for sex, death, and revolutionary talk. The beauty queen passes from a wealthy husband whose honeymoon delight is to urinate on her, to a muscular keeper who punches her, stows her in a suitcase, and ships her to Paris, to a lip-synching rock idol with whom she has a love spasm, to an Austrian commune complete with a banquet of vomit, urine, feces, chopped dildos, and wet nurses. By then she's in a fetal position, until everyone's rescued by reminders that "it's just a movie."

Keywords: absurdism, adulterous-wife, airplane, airport, ambulance, amsterdam-netherlands, anti-capitalism, anus, autograph, avant-garde
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Miss Monde 1984: [after a less-than-satisfying honeymoon with Mr. Kapital] I expected something else to happen.::PDG: Nonsense, he's the most powerful millionaire in the world!::Lawyer: I think that for your own good, you better forget this marriage.::Miss Monde 1984: Then I think I should get alimony.::Lawyer: I advise you strongly to refrain from thinking anything.::PDG: Yes, thinking can sometimes be a very dangerous exercise.::Lawyer: Very dangerous, indeed.::Miss Monde 1984: This is insane!::PDG: Yes, maybe we should ask for a psychiatric examination.::Lawyer: There are people with similar symptoms, they become confused. They spend the rest of their lives behind the walls... of asylums!::[pushes Miss Monde into the pool]

Dr. Mittelfinger: In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet. A rosebud.

Mr. Kapital: [speaking about his new bride Miss Canada] So now I have acquired a lady of the house... A personal jewel... but above all... a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste!

Mr. Kapital: [Mr. Kapital and Miss Canada in a helicopter flying above the Niagara Falls] You see that little fountain down there? [points down to Niagara Falls]::Miss Monde 1984: Yes.::Mr. Kapital: It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture. I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian Government. I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it. Get rid of the water, turn off the falls. [Laughs]::Mr. Kapital: I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic, laser moving image in livin' color. In livin' color, honey! Yeah. And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system. Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah! We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Unaffected by weather conditions. [laughing]

Miss Monde 1984: Hitler! DirtyJew!::Jeremiah Muscle: They call me... Neanderthal.

Jeremiah Muscle: I have my own advertising slogan: "Try me. I'm delicious."

Jeremiah Muscle: I'm not just anybody.::Jeremiah Muscle: Why they even wanted to put me on exhibit in the Museum of Natural Sciences.::Jeremiah Muscle: My portrait is used in Szondy's Test.::Jeremiah Muscle: I am listed in Krafft-Ebing.::Jeremiah Muscle: I am a certified psychopath.::Jeremiah Muscle: I am even quoted by Lombroso and my size is SUPERHUMAN.