Concept: Find a suitable listing in the trade-it advertising a motor vehicle for sale. preferably owned by a prepubescent teenage chavesque male dumb enough to disregard the difference between "TWO-EIGHTY-FIVE" and "TWO POUND EIGHTY-FIVE" Lure the subject in by questioning the vehicle and then offer more than the asking price. The excitement should be enough to bypass all common sense and logic and fool the subject into agreeing to sell the vehicle with a misplaced decimal point in the price tag. Thus making the subject feel like a bellend and in turn producing many lols for the pranker/wanker whichever you prefer. Scores: Concept: 4/5 Comedy: 3/5 Success: 5/5 Time: 1:48 - 1/5 Laughter Resistance: 2/5 Total Score: 15/25 Prankster: Pog Accent: Scottish Transcript: Pog: Right, I've found a 110cc, medium sized, pit bike, Honda engine, medium sized pit bike, again, 110cc for sale. Silver panels, hardly used and in good condition. 4 stroke petrol engine ideal for first time rider or just for fun. Also comes with 14 inch chrome wheels. He wants £250 for it. It's average condition. Uh, I'm gonna offer him a little bit less. Eh, so eh, here we go, I'm just gonna get into character a minute, eh just eh, chat a bit of shit for a minute like, get into the mood like. Right I think I'm just about ready. Here we go. Covered the number now, twat. Victim: Hello? Pog: You alright mate? I've just seen your 110 pit bike in the trade-it. Victim: Yeah. Pog: Eh, How much you asking for it? Victim: Huh? Pog: How much you asking for it? Victim: Umm... 250, lowest I'll go. Pog: Alright mate, do you know what year it is? Victim: Umm, well, it was 5 years ago, I bought it brand new so... Pog: Oh right. Alright, cool, ehm, obviously, eh, mileage? You don't know the mileage on it of course. Right? It's got no speedo has it? Victim: Uh, well, most of them, I doubt if it's done 1 mile, it's literally been sat in my garage. 5 years. Pog: Oh right. Victim: 'Cuz like, the laws changed didn't they. Pog: Ah, right. Victim: But... Whatever... Pog: Ehm, I'll just... Victim: Still got like, everything on it like the seat cover and everything. It's like, brand new. Pog: Ah I've just seen on the advert, Uh, £250 or near offer. Ehm... would you take eh, 285 for it? Victim: 285? Pog: Yeah that's right. Victim: 285? You sure? Well, 250 innit... Pog: Yeah I mean, I mean £2.85 It's what I goh... What I got in my pocket mate. Victim: What's that sorry? Pog: £2.85 it's... Victim: Um, Yeah... Oi where you too anyway? Pog: I'm in Swindon mate. Victim: Oh right... Pog: So eh... Victim: So what you've got like transport to get up here yeah? Pog: Yeah, yeah, where are you based? Victim: Eh, Bristol. Pog: Oh is it Bristol is it? Victim: Yeah. Pog: Oh right... Eh, so you'll, you'll take £2.85 is that right? Victim: Yeah... Not £2.85 Pog: Eh, why not? Victim: Dick Dean: How he says Yeah!

• published: 09 Jan 2011
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