A Perfect Vacation (2014)

Actors: Mark Atkins (writer), Robert Davi (actor), Jason London (actor), Mark Atkins (director), Christa Campbell (actress), Michael Copon (actor), Natalie Burn (actress), Natalie Burn (writer), Natalie Burn (producer), Michael Thomas Slifkin (writer), Michael Thomas Slifkin (producer), Scott Martin (writer), Scott Martin (producer), Augie Duke (actress), Ryan Priest (writer),

Genres: Thriller,

The Opposite of Solitude (2013)

Actors: Miro Bilbrough (miscellaneous crew), Duncan Thompson (miscellaneous crew), Peter Magdas (miscellaneous crew), Peter Magdas (producer), Yasmine Mustafa (editor), Yasmine Mustafa (writer), Yasmine Mustafa (producer), Yasmine Mustafa (writer), Yasmine Mustafa (director), Matilda Ridgway (actress), Eli King (actor), Max Brown (actor),

Plot: Maria is an English teacher who is in an emotionally destructive relationship with her boyfriend, Stitch. One day she falls for one of her immigrant students, Amin, but after a humiliating sexual experience, Maria soon realizes she should embrace something she has been avoiding all her life.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Short,

The Retreat (2010)

Actors: Rusty Apper (actor), Damian Morter (producer), Damian Morter (actor), Damian Morter (editor), Damian Morter (director), Damian Morter (writer), Tim Rutherford (actor), Daniel Bennett (actor), Francesca Turton (actress), Theresa Pope (actress), Chris Bowe (actor), June Bladon (actress), Nicola Morter (producer), Jay Barnett (actor), Tim Mcgill Grieveson (producer),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: some things are best kept locked away...

Contour (2006)

Actors: Eric Jacobus (producer), Eric Jacobus (director), Eric Jacobus (editor), Eric Jacobus (writer), Eric Jacobus (actor), Stephen Reedy (actor), Mark De Gli Antoni (composer), Todd Roy (actor), Dennis Ruel (actor), Vlad Rimburg (actor), Ed Kahana (actor), Steven Yu (actor), Troy Carbonel (actor), Andrew E. Hwang (actor), Steven Yu (actor),

Genres: Action,
Taglines: A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue

Quotes:

Tuoc: Your aim suck!

Ticker: There's supposed to be 100 million dollars in that little ass briefcase?::Lawrence Young: [pause] It's a check.

Sub Conscious (2003)

Actors: Lincoln Kupchak (editor), Jamisin Matthews (actor), Keith Myers (writer), Keith Myers (director), Michael Thyer (actor), Jon Graf (actor), Tim Redmond (actor), Tiffany Murray (actress), Brian Foster (actor), Wingnut Stitch Jr. (composer),

Plot: Clocks show time moving quickly. A man, looking somewhat bewildered, drives a city street. Someone stares at him. He finds himself in dark places. A phone rings, he answers it, a woman's voice reassures him. He's chased down stairs in an anonymous old hotel. In a bedroom, an alarm clock goes off, waking a woman sleeping next to him; he's staring at the ceiling. Disorientations continue. Where is reality?

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Sweet (2001)

Actors: Noel Fielding (actor), Julian Barratt (actor), Rob Mercer (producer), James Pilkington (writer), James Pilkington (director), Toby Walton (actor), Suzy Bloom (actress), Bruce Townend (editor), Paul Drummond (costume designer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Pete Sweet: This is my flat. And this is my hair. These are my puppies. And this is my dance.

Pete Sweet: And this is my mate Stitch [puts his hand on Stitch's shoulder]::Stitch: Don't touch me.::Pete Sweet: Such a joker.::Stitch: I'm not joking. Don't touch me.::Both: arrrrrrgh [Pete touches Stitch]::Stitch: I'm serious, don't touch me.

Pete Sweet: It's funny really because poppy wasn't really my type. I like tall, skinny brunettes. She was sort of short, dumpy and ginger.

Pete Sweet: I tried everything. And I mean everything! [appears in an elephant thong]

Daisy: Can you finish up now?::Pete Sweet: What?

Pete Sweet: I was all over her like a flannel.

Pete Sweet: And it had turned out right, that poppy wasn't pregnant after all. She'd just made it up to see how I'd reach. Imagine doing that. Dozy cow.

Pete Sweet: I though I was up shit creek without a paddle. [Cuts to Poppy, Pete and Daisy in bed] It's amazing how understand women can be.

Pete Sweet: Alright! I though three was a magic number.

Pete Sweet: We soon made it up though. You see it wasn't Poppy he fancied. it was me!

Taxi! (2001)

Actors: Neil Thompson (director), Neil Thompson (writer), Bill Leadbitter (actor), Lawrence Crawford (actor), Tom Hayes (actor), Carlos Downie (producer), Sam Dightam (costume designer), Hazel White (actress), Simon J. Webb (editor), Michael Wood (composer), Steve Fishwick (editor),

Plot: TAXI! An urban tale of mystery and suspension! The film tells the story of a young man attempting to get home after a particularly unsuccessful night out. His girlfriend goes off with someone else. He is violently mugged then bitten by a vicious dog. When solace finally turns up in the shape of a warm, dry taxi, he assumes that his disaster of an evening is over - only to discover that it is just beginning.

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Taxi ! An urban tale of mystery and suspension?

The Secret Kingdom (1998)

Actors: Constantin Barbulescu (actor), Peter Locke (producer), David Schmoeller (director), Donald Kushner (producer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Cornelia Stefan (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Landry (producer), Charles Band (producer), Jamieson Price (actor), Gerald S. O'Loughlin (actor), Ion Haiduc (actor), Carl Dante (composer), Kirk Edward Hansen (producer), Benjamin Carr (writer), Harlan Freedman (producer),

Genres: Adventure, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: There's a whole world of trouble under the kitchen sink!

Paradise Alley (1978)

Actors: Edward R. Pressman (producer), Sylvester Stallone (actor), Anne Archer (actress), Frank Stallone (actor), Frank Pesce (actor), Tom Waits (actor), Joe Spinell (actor), Armand Assante (actor), Tonga Fifita (actor), Frank McRae (actor), Terry Funk (actor), Ted DiBiase (actor), Kevin Conway (actor), Bill Conti (composer), Sylvester Stallone (writer),

Plot: It's 1946 in Hell's Kitchen in New York City. Cosmo Carboni, the eldest of the three Carboni brothers, is lamenting what he sees as them not living up to their potential. Big talking Cosmo hustles and panhandles for money. Brooding Lenny Carboni, an injured veteran whose sullen attitude stems from his time in the war, is an undertaker. And youngest Victor Carboni, the simple muscle-man who wouldn't hurt a fly unless he's annoyed, is an iceman. Victor looks to Lenny and his Chinese-American girlfriend Susan Chow as his voices of reason. After Victor holds his own against wrestler Frankie the Thumper in an arm wrestling match, Frankie who is seen as the strongest man in the neighborhood, and after seeing the lucrative wrestling matches - which are more like street fights without rules - at the underground nightclub called Paradise Alley, Cosmo gets it into his head that wrestling may be Victor's calling and a way for them all to get out of Hell's Kitchen for good. The brothers would act as trainer and manager. Lenny, doing it only to ensure Victor's safety, and Victor, who is rechristened "Kid Salami", ultimately agree. But instead of bonding the brothers closer together, the wrestling life and their relationship to a taxi dancer named Annie threatens to tear them apart as their priorities start to diverge. And a wrestling match with Frankie, who, with his sadistic manager, Stitch Malone, treats it as a grudge match, may threaten Victor's life altogether.

Keywords: african-american, arm-wrestling, blacks-versus-italians, brother-brother-relationship, bum, christmas, con-artist, cripple, cross-dressing, dancing
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The Carboni Boys. They haul ice, lay out stiffs and dance with monkeys. Three brothers... One had the brains, one had the muscle and one had the suit. Together they had a million dollar dream.

Quotes:

[to his gang about Victor]::Stitch: That guy's too stupid to be scared. He's a primitive.

Cosmo Carboni: Frankie! My brother who aint as handsome as you is as strong as Charles Atlas.::Stitch: Your brother is a moron.::Cosmo Carboni: Nah. He ain't no moron.::Stitch: I said he's a moron.::Cosmo Carboni: Okay he ain't no flaming wit guaranteed. But he can haul over four-hundred and fifty pounds of ice up five flights of stairs without blowing his breakfast. Can he do that?

Cosmo Carboni: You gotta start off every morning by cronin' to that low-life, bag bird?::Victor: Bella likes music in the morning.::Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then BUY THE BUM A RADIO!

Victor: We're brothers doesn't that mean anything to you?::Cosmo Carboni: [Serious] Yes that means a lot to me. It means there's a lot of bananas [Humorously] hanging off the family tree.

Annie: You gotta lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo.::Cosmo Carboni: That ain't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?

Cosmo Carboni: Hey, Vic. Frankie here wants to have a friendly arm-wrestling contest with you.

Lenny: I promise you fifty wins before Christmas.::Burp: Your man gets IN THE RING forty of fifty times before Christmas he won't have enough brains left to tie his shoelaces. And then you'll have two cripples in the family.

Cosmo Carboni: Do you know how many men could've been sitting on top of the world, but they let a dame tell them what to do and the only thing they ended up sitting on top of was a toilet.

Cosmo Carboni: Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?

Victor: I was born on the 22nd.

Cattle Empire (1958)

Actors: Phyllis Coates (actress), Bert Shefter (composer), Patrick O'Moore (actor), Don Haggerty (actor), Paul Sawtell (composer), Daniel B. Ullman (writer), Bing Russell (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor), Paul Brinegar (actor), Jack Lomas (actor), Joel McCrea (actor), Bill Hale (actor), Charles Marquis Warren (director), Charles Marquis Warren (writer), Nesdon Booth (actor),

Plot: After serving a five year prison sentence for allowing his men to destroy a town in a drunken spree, a trail boss is hired by the same town's leading citizen to drive their cattle to Fort Clemson. Complicating matters, a rival cattle baron also hires the cattle driver to lead his herd.

Keywords: amputee, betrayal, blind, blind-man, blindness, cattle, cattle-drive, cattle-trail, crush, dragged-by-a-horse
Genres: Western,
Taglines: The Wars of the Ranch Kings! The Blazing Story of the Ranch Kings Who Drov New Roads of Empire Across the Untamed West! When the West rocked with the thunder of the Big Cattle Drives that carved a nation out of the lawless wild! [UK] The war of the ranch kings stampedes the West's wildest cattle empire (US poster) Thundering herds battle for the winning of the West's wildest cattle empire! (US poster)

Quotes:

John Cord: Nobody in his right mind could ask John Cord to move a herd now.::Ralph Hamilton: Nobody but John Cord could move a herd this size - five thousand head full of ringers.::John Cord: I'm lookin' at this room. It doesn't make me think you're desperate... doesn't make me think movin' five thousand head of cattle is life or death.::Ralph Hamilton: Rooms don't change much but bank accounts do.

John Cord: You know, I ws thinkin' about havin' a drink. Either of you interested?::George Washington Jeffrey: Interested? Noooo.::Tom Jefferson Jeffrey: The only thing he's interested in is when you're goin' to ask us.

Garth: Lots of trials we rode together, Cord. Lots of things I learned from you.::John Cord: You can forget 'em.::Garth: Some things a man doesn't forget, like John Cord's rule for a herd-drinking special - always carry your own keg of whiskey. Let the men break it open in camp to let off some steam. Keeps them from werecking an innocent town.::John Cord: I don't seem to remember that at the trial.

Garth: Nothing to it, Cord. Betwen us we could build the biggest cattle empire this country has ever seen.::John Cord: I'm not interested in cattle empires, but for the Fort Clemson drive, you got yourself a trail boss.

Ralph Hamilton: We've got a trail boss who can feed the herd on burned tumbleweed, water it on dried mud and get us there with more cattle than we had to start with!

Garth: Got your rump in two saddles at once, huh? Aren't you spreadin' your influence a little too far?

John Cord: Keep your herd pointed due East. You should hit Horse Thief Creek in about ten days.::Garth: Where are you taking them?::John Cord: Northeast.::Garth: The Dismal River... it's bone dry, isn't it?::John Cord: No. They'll be able to smell it. It's too thin to plow and too thick to drink.::Garth: Those cows will go berzerk.

Tom Jefferson Jeffrey: We'd stick by you till hell froze over and you could skate on it.

John Cord: Seems like you're always with the cattle.::Sandy Jeffrey: Seems like they're better than most people to be with.