Rien ne bat un astronaute (2013)

Actors: Romuald Boulanger (producer), Romuald Boulanger (actor), Romuald Boulanger (writer), Neil Patrick Harris (actor), Justin Steele (producer), Stéphane Marelli (editor), Stéphane Marelli (director), Eric Michaels (actor), James Cooney (actor), Chuck Lines (actor), Michael Jeanpert (editor), Jean-Pascal Caravano (composer), Jordan Avtal (actor), Serena Prentergast (actress), Joan Kushell (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Nothing beats an astronaut

You're Whole (2012)

Actors: June Diane Raphael (actress), Marc Evan Jackson (actor), Greg Tuculescu (actor), Angelina Spicer (actress), Brian Flaherty (actor), Connor Barrett (actor), Edmund Wyson (actor), Clint Brink (actor), Brittani Zonker (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Land of the Lost (2009)

Actors: Lori A. Balton (miscellaneous crew), Adam McKay (producer), Ryan Kavanaugh (producer), Michael Papajohn (actor), Douglas Tait (actor), Michael Giacchino (composer), Jorma Taccone (actor), Leonard Nimoy (actor), Matt Lauer (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Daamen J. Krall (actor), Brian Huskey (actor), John Boylan (actor), Randy Miller (miscellaneous crew), Peter McKernan (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Palaeontologist Rick Marshall takes Will and Holly into a new world of danger, dinosaurs and big bug-eyed lizard people while trying to find their way back home and, too, save the universe and in doing so saving his reputation. With the dinosaur with brains, brawn and personality and the adventure of scientific advancement and exotic beasts in a far away land, it all adds up to time traveling fun and frolics.

Keywords: 2000s, airplane, allosaurus, alternate-dimension, alternate-world, army, astronaut, banjo, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Right place. Wrong time. They said he was crazy. They were wrong. Universal Studios Invites You to Get Lost The world's greatest scientists agree: Dr. Rick Marshall is completely nuts. But he's about to show the world he's not as crazy as he looks. Experience a New Dimension in Adventure

Quotes:

Dr. Rick Marshall: It's beautiful! Ahhhhhhh...!

Dr. Rick Marshall: [Upon seeing a pterosaur make off with the tachyon amplifier] Oh, that blows. That buh-lows.

Dr. Rick Marshall: [after realizing he was right all along] Matt Lauer can suck it!

[Rick Marshall on the Today Show talking about his new scientific discovery]::Dr. Rick Marshall: It boils down to two simple words.::Matt Lauer: Renewable biofuels.::Dr. Rick Marshall: Close. Time warps.

Will Stanton: [on the rocks, to Rick] You ever get tired of being wrong?::Dr. Rick Marshall: [being chased by the T-Rex] I do! I really do!

[first lines]::Astronaut: Mission Control, come in. Mission Control, do you read?

Dr. Rick Marshall: Captain Kirk's nipples!

Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.

Will Stanton: [grabs cup in the shape of a woman's bust] This is a little travel mug I like to call the perfect woman. Big ole set of boobies- no head. And a handle.

Dr. Rick Marshall: Thank God for that. That one was peering into my soul.

An Inconvenient Penguin Death March (2007)

Actors: Clarke Mackey (actor), Breean Hougesen (writer), Breean Hougesen (director), Breean Hougesen (editor), Breean Hougesen (producer), Breean Hougesen (actor), Dave Bedrich (actor), Dave Bedrich (writer), Dave Bedrich (director), Linda Graham (actress), Frank Burke (actor), Mark Griffin (actor), Meri Diamond (actress), Blaine Allan (actor),

Plot: A cross between An Inconvenient Truth, March of the Penguins and Planet of the Apes where through human greed, penguins have lost their habitat. Penguins decide to retaliate and they kill all of humanity. Once the humans are gone penguins, like humans, decide to destroy each other in nuclear holocaust. Meanwhile, out in space, two astronauts are catapulted across the universe to crash-land on a planet strikingly similar to Earth...

Genres: Animation, Short,

Dark Matter (2007)

Actors: Nick Oceano (editor), Sebastian Davis (director), Sebastian Davis (writer), Barry O'Rourke (actor), Kim Kutner (actress), Cyrus Alexander (actor), Mark R. Gerson (actor), Zachary Gray (actor), Jessica Diaz (actress), Jonathan Bernbaum (editor), Jack Conte (composer), Krishnan Unnikrishnan (producer), Gary Bley (actor), Tommy Anker (actor), Carly Althoff (producer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Not the End (2006)

Actors: Clemens Steiger (director), Clemens Steiger (editor), Clemens Steiger (writer), Kaspar Baechi (actor), Kaspar Baechi (actor), Annabel Binder (actress), Matthew Harte (actor),

Genres: Animation, Short,

InvaXon - Alieni in Liguria (2004)

Actors: Paolo Villaggio (actor), Massimo Morini (actor), Massimo Morini (writer), Massimo Morini (actor), Massimo Morini (director), Gian (actor), Dario Vergassola (actor), Giorgio Gherarducci (actor), Shorty (actor), Massimo Bosso (actor), Michele Badinelli (editor), Michele Badinelli (producer), Bruno Lauzi (actor), Carlo Taranto (actor), Marco Santin (actor),

Plot: In the past decades there was many UFO sights and abduction in nord Italy, and an old prophecy know only to Vatican high prelate talk of some "living being" that must come. In "31 april 2004" some spaceships arrive in Genoa, their pilots are part of a millions years old human species, that leave the Earth eones ago. After a brief period of friendship and cultural exchange the alien take control of the city during a big football match...

Genres: Sci-Fi,

Doomsday Machine (1972)

Actors: Wayne Rogers (actor), James Craig (actor), Mike Farrell (actor), Henry Wilcoxon (actor), Casey Kasem (actor), Ruta Lee (actress), Ted Markland (actor), Essie Lin Chia (actress), Bobby Van (actor), Mala Powers (actress), Denny Miller (actor), Grant Williams (actor), Mark Bailey (actor), Mark Bailey (actor), Lee Sholem (director),

Plot: Spies discover that the Red Chinese have built a "doomsday machine" capable of destroying the surface of the Earth, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days. Meanwhile, Project Astra, a manned U.S. space mission to Venus, is in its final hours before launch when it is taken over by the military and nearly half of its all-male crew is replaced by women. The reason for this becomes apparent when, shortly after Astra leaves orbit, the Earth is completely destroyed in a global cataclysm! Is the human race doomed? What dangers and wonders await the crew of the Astra on their journey to Venus?

Keywords: astronaut, bare-chested-male, disguise, doomsday-device, end-of-the-world, explosive-decompression, german-shepherd, house-cat, hysteria, independent-film
Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Death in Space! See! The Earth Destroyed In A Nuclear Holocaust!

Quotes:

Katie: I've got myself railroaded into a stud poker game!

Danny: We're picking up a bomb of static. Must be due to the Van Allen Belt.

Katie: I came to see about supper.::Price: Well, it's the altitude. It works up the appetite.

Katie: You're very forceful, aren't you?::Mason: Do I, er, need force?::Katie: I was talking about vibrations.::Mason: Oh. How are yours doing?::Katie: What do they say?::Mason: I'm not sure, but I like them.::Katie: And they like you. In time.

Mason: I don't believe it. I don't believe it!::Danny: Well, there must be a practical side to having women along.::Dr. Perry: You mean like having your socks washed?

Dr. Marion Turner: Katie, this isn't a hayride. We're here for a serious purpose!::Lt. Katie Carlson: What could be more serious than a hayride?

Price: [to Marion Turner] You know, without your glasses, you're a very pretty doctor.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Actors: Alan Gifford (actor), Robert Beatty (actor), Pamela Carlton (miscellaneous crew), Randee Lynne Jensen (miscellaneous crew), Keir Dullea (actor), Stanley Kubrick (director), Ed Bishop (actor), Stanley Kubrick (writer), Stanley Kubrick (producer), Leonard Rossiter (actor), Margaret Tyzack (actress), Ann Gillis (actress), William Sylvester (actor), Sean Sullivan (actor), Arthur C. Clarke (writer),

Plot: "2001" is a story of evolution. Sometime in the distant past, someone or something nudged evolution by placing a monolith on Earth (presumably elsewhere throughout the universe as well). Evolution then enabled humankind to reach the moon's surface, where yet another monolith is found, one that signals the monolith placers that humankind has evolved that far. Now a race begins between computers (HAL) and human (Bowman) to reach the monolith placers. The winner will achieve the next step in evolution, whatever that may be.

Keywords: 2000s, 70mm-film, aging, airline, airlock, alien, alien-contact, alien-intelligence, alien-technology, ambiguous-ending
Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Let the Awe and Mystery of a Journey Unlike Any Other Begin An epic drama of adventure and exploration Man's colony on the Moon... a whole new generation has been born and is living there... a quarter-million miles from Earth. The Ultimate Trip. Still The Ultimate Trip. [2001 re-release] the time is now. [2001 re-release]

Quotes:

HAL: I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

[choosing sandwiches from a cooler while flying over the lunar surface]::Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?::Dr. Bill Michaels: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.

HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

[Regarding the supposed failure of the parabolic antenna on the ship, which HAL himself falsified]::HAL: It can only be attributable to human error.

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?::HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.::Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.::HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.::Dave Bowman: What's the problem?::HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.::Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?::HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.::Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.::HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.::Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?::HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.::Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.::HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.::Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!::HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

[on Dave's return to the ship, after HAL has killed the rest of the crew]::HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

[HAL's shutdown]::HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.::Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.::HAL: It's called "Daisy." [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

[last lines]::Dr. Floyd: [prerecorded message speaking through TV on board Discovery while Bowman looks on] Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter's space and the entire crew is revived it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface near the crater Tycho. Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black monolith has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery.

Rendezvous in Space (1964)

Actors: Frank Capra (director), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Charles Lane (actor), John Litel (actor), Sid Melton (actor), Alan Reed (actor), Danny Thomas (actor), Danny Thomas (actor), Doodles Weaver (actor), June Foray (actress), Frank Capra (producer),

Plot: Frank Capra's last film was a documentary for Martin Marietta Corporation, shown at the Hall of Science Pavilion of the New York World's Fair of 1964-1965. After a series of scenes of Earth from space, narrator Danny Thomas gets various opinions on space travel from "the man in the street" (actually, actor Sid Melton and players from other Capra films like Charles Lane, Alan Reed, Doodles Weaver and John Litel, plus a black woman, an Asian man, a heavyset woman, a man with a large family, and a no-nonsense type who says knowledge isn't expensive, ignorance is.) Animated sections illustrate the invention of gunpowder, a typical space shuttle visit to resupply a space station, and the problems to be overcome living for long periods in space.

Genres: Documentary, Short,