Rob Beschizza

@Beschizza

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  1. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    How ironic that corn flakes were invented 100 years ago to prevent masturbation, but now Tony the Tiger is their mascot.

    20 retweets 34 likes
  2. 14 hours ago

    8:34 PM - 13 Feb 2016 · Details
    184 retweets 283 likes
  3. 14 hours ago

    Jeb Bush wears rimless glasses for the same reason Robocop's director gave Clarence Boddicker rimless glasses.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  4. 14 hours ago

    I know this will only mean something to the few, but Trump says "China" just like the announcer on the original Street Fighter 1 arcade game

    5 retweets 39 likes
  5. 15 hours ago

    These morons don't realize they've already lost the gay marriage debate.

    3 retweets 11 likes
  6. 15 hours ago

    My Debate Prediction recursive neural network now says that by April, Trump will interrupt using loud squeaky anime schoolgirl noises

    20 retweets 59 likes
  7. 15 hours ago

    every time a bell rings an erythema on Trump's face gets its wings

    3 likes
  8. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    i was wrong when i said a pornhub-sponsored debate would be bad this is hot as hell

    3 retweets 5 likes
  9. 21 hours ago

    Thanks Etsy, but that's not the kind of "leather recliner" I had in mind.

    1:13 PM - 13 Feb 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 11 likes
  10. Feb 13

    Smokey Bear DLC

    After Firewatch ends, there should be a minigame that is just actually watching for fires and hiking around.
    3 likes
  11. Feb 13

    Is it just me or are modern bath bombs pathetic?

  12. Retweeted
    Feb 12

    OH BY THE WAY THIS HAPPENED TODAY x 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

    7:41 PM - 12 Feb 2016 · Details
    22 retweets 435 likes
  13. Feb 12

    I could SWEAR wrote a historically-definitive retrospective of the impossible semiotics of Enigma's Sadeness but google yields nothing

    2 retweets 2 likes
  15. Feb 12

    Intel is marketing chips with dance remixes of Toccata and Fugue.

    2 likes
  16. Feb 12

    When Anil likes ur tweet and you know that's the best a gentleman can do.

    4 likes
  17. Feb 12

    Hatshepsut is a) a great female pharaoh b) traditional UK gay/carnie slang for a terrible mess on twitter.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  18. Feb 12

    If your conspiracy theory about a show/movie/comic is "a character is dreaming/hallicinating/comatose" your conspiracy theory sucks.

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Feb 12

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    4:48 PM - 12 Feb 2016 · Details
    50 retweets 85 likes
  20. Feb 12

    A word for the vague feeling of shame when notified that someone followed you on a social network you do not use.

    4 likes

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