窮飛龍 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kungfeilung 伍仔 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/fiveson55555 若宮揚羽 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EasterChau Below is an English translation courtesy of 'heveabrasilien' on Reddit. -- Dining: Hong Kong Girl -- HKGirl: What should we eat later? Guy : How about Korean BBQ? Korean BBQ is pretty good. HKGirl: I'd get pimples. Guy : How about Sushi then? HKGirl: I don't even eat fish, shouldn't you know that already? Guy : How about that restaurant with very delicious food? HKGirl: But we have to wait ... Guy : Okay, well, what do you want to eat? HKGirl: Why can't you be more decisive? Are you a real man? // HKGirl turns around and leaves. -- Dining: Mainland Girl -- MLG: Where should we go for dinner? Guy: Korean BBQ, Korean BBQ is pretty good. (with very lousy Mandarin) MLG: How about we go to Peninsula for buffet? It's excellent there. Guy: ... now? MLG: Yeah! C'mon, let's go. //MLG dragged the guy away -- Dining: ABC Girl -- ABC: So where should we go for dinner tonight? Guy: Well, how about we just find a restaurant nearby? ABC: How about McDonald's? Guy: MacDonald?! ABC: C'mon ... ABC: We can even pay for our own! Guy: We pay for our own?! ABC: Yeah! ABC: Let's go! Let's go! //ABC drags the guy away. -- Meeting Friends: Hong Kong Girl -- Friend: Hey! Ain't you Ng! Long time no see! Guy : Ain't you Look Chard? (Look Chard sounds like 6 7 which means stupid, dumb, dork in Cantonese) Friend: Yeah! I'm Look Chard. Guy : Yeah! Long time no see! Friend: How have you been? Guy : Oh, like usual, just walking around with my girlfriend. Friend: You're so lucky having a girlfriend. Guy : Oh, it's nothing. Let me introduce her to you. Guy : WTF! Where did she go? Guy : Hey! Come back! // Guy runs away after his girlfriend. -- Meeting Friends: Mainland Girl -- Friend: Ng! Long time no see! Guy : Look Chard! Long time no see! Friend: So how are you? Guy : Oh, like usual, just walking around with my girlfriend. Friend: You're so lucky having a girlfriend. Guy : Oh, it's nothing. Let me introduce her to you. Guy : WTF! Where did she go again? Friend: Where? MLG : You guys don't need to pay me any attention. I'll just do my makeup for a bit. You guys keep talking. -- Meeting Friends: ABC Girl -- Friend: You're Ng! Long time no see! ABC : Nice to meet you! Friend: Nice to meet you! ABC : Have you two known each other for a long time? Friend: Yeah! We go way back. And you? ABC : We only met since last week. Didn't he tell you? Friend: Oh I didn't know. ABC : How about we text (each other)? Give me your phone number? Friend: Of course, no problem. // Guy totally ignored. -- After Dinner: Hong Kong Girl -- Guy: So we have finished dinner. So like you wanna — (cut off by HKG) HKG: I need to go home. My parents said I have to be home before dusk. Guy: Okay, I will take the bus with you. HKG: You meant taxi. Guy: Taxi? // Guy follows HKG. -- After Dinner: Mainland Girl -- Guy: Dinner is done. (with very lousy Mandarin) Guy: You wanna ... ? You wanna come to my home for a cup of coffee? MLG: Sure! I really want coffee. Guy: Really? Let's take a taxi! // Guy drags MLG away. -- After Dinner: ABC -- Guy: So dinner is done. Guy: Actually, do you wanna — (cut off by ABC) ABC: How about let's go to your home? Coffee? Guy: Good Idea! Guy: But my dad and my mom are home. ABC: Then, let's go to mine? Guy: For real? ABC: Yeah, there is no one. I live alone. Guy: Really? ABC: Hurry up! Guy: Reallllly? // ABC drags guy away. (Ending Text: If you were him, which one would you choose?)

• published: 03 May 2014
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