Bunyip (2014)

Actors: Russell Southam (producer), Miri Stone (director), Denby Weller (actress), Denby Weller (director), Miri Stone (producer), Denby Weller (producer), Miri Stone (writer), Denby Weller (writer), Denby Weller (writer), Candice Storey (actress), Sam Lyndon (actor), David Richards (actor), Brinley Meyer (actress), Tim Maddocks (producer), Andrew Kristiaman (editor),

Genres: Action, Horror,

Blue Jasmine (2013)

Actors: Jack Rollins (producer), Andrew Dice Clay (actor), Cate Blanchett (actress), Cameron Arguelles (miscellaneous crew), Carla Meyer (miscellaneous crew), Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew), Louis C.K. (actor), Bobby Cannavale (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), Woody Allen (writer), Woody Allen (director), Peter Sarsgaard (actor), Eric Papa (miscellaneous crew), Helen Robin (producer), Tom Kemp (actor),

Plot: Jasmine French used to be on the top of the heap as a New York socialite, but now is returning to her estranged sister in San Francisco utterly ruined. As Jasmine struggles with her haunting memories of a privileged past bearing dark realities she ignored, she tries to recover in her present. Unfortunately, it all proves a losing battle as Jasmine's narcissistic hangups and their consequences begin to overwhelm her. In doing so, her old pretensions and new deceits begin to foul up everyone's lives, especially her own.

Keywords: adultery, caught-in-a-lie, cheating-husband, color-in-title, computer-class, dental-receptionist, dentist, drinking-vodka, fifth-avenue-manhattan-new-york-city, flashback
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Jasmine: Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.

The Green Hornet (2011)

Actors: Tom Wilkinson (actor), Neal H. Moritz (producer), Seth Rogen (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Christoph Waltz (actor), George Fisher (actor), Robert Clotworthy (actor), Edward James Olmos (actor), Don Kress (actor), Edward Furlong (actor), Joel Clark Ackerman (actor), James Franco (actor), Seth Rogen (writer), Seth Rogen (producer),

Plot: Playboy Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) becomes the new publisher of Los Angeles' "The Daily Sentinel" after the sudden death of his father. Britt's party life is about to change when he and his driver and kung fu expert, Kato (Jay Chou), stop a robbery. With the help of Kato, Britt starts a new career of fighting crime as the masked superhero "The Green Hornet".

Keywords: 3-dimensional, action-figure, action-hero, altered-version-of-studio-logo, animal-in-title, anti-hero, argument, armored-car, assassin, bare-chested-male
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Protect the law by breaking it.

Quotes:

Chudnofsky: I want the head of The Green Hornet and I want it tonight.

[repeated line]::Britt Reid: Let's roll, Kato!

Britt Reid: Kato, we have a secret mission.

Kato: I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?::Britt Reid: I love Japan.

Chudnofsky: And so, thunder strikes lightning.

D.A. Frank Scanlon: You brought a gas mask?::Chudnofsky: Of course I brought a gas mask!::D.A. Frank Scanlon: Why only for yourself?

Mike Axford: You are blowing this guy completely out of proportion.::Britt Reid: I will blow this guy in any proportion I want!

Britt Reid: It's not dying that you need be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Britt Reid: [grabs a gangster, trying to find out who the gang works for] Who do you work... for...?

Britt Reid: Girls are a drag. I'm so glad we have each other Kato.

Junk (2011)

Actors: James Hong (actor), Christina DeRosa (actress), Lynn Shelton (actress), Ward Roberts (actor), Blayne Weaver (actor), Marcus Dunstan (actor), Russell Hodgkinson (actor), Jake Johnson (actor), Tom Ricciardelli (actor), Kieran Mulroney (actor), Semih Tareen (composer), Basil Harris (actor), Andrew McAllister (editor), Brett Davern (actor), Sean Nelson (actor),

Plot: Kaveh and Raul are two b-movie co-writers who have suffered a bitter falling out. Kaveh's lost his girlfriend, and spends his days getting high in his apartment, while Raul is off studying at Columbia University. But when one of their films ("Islama-rama 2") is accepted by a film festival, the two ex-friends are forced to tentatively re-connect in order to pitch their script to the mysterious producer, Yukio Tai (James Hong). Along the way, they will have to brave brutish bodyguards, cutthroat colleagues, inept agents, romantic entanglements, prima donna actors, and the trials of their own bitter friendship.

Keywords: film-director, one-word-title, written-and-directed-by-cast-member
Genres: Comedy,

Showtime (2002)

Actors: Rachael Harris (actress), Bruce Berman (producer), Marshall Manesh (actor), William Shatner (actor), Frankie Faison (actor), Alex Borstein (actress), Henry Kingi (actor), Judah Friedlander (actor), Robert De Niro (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Mos Def (actor), Pedro Damián (actor), Kadeem Hardison (actor), Alan Silvestri (composer), Will Smith (producer),

Plot: LAPD Detective Sergeant Mitch Preston cares only about doing his job and nailing crooks. LAPD Patrol Officer Trey Sellars joined the force as a day job until his acting career took off. During an undercover drug buy Mitch was working that Trey botched by calling in for backup and drawing media attention, Mitch's partner is shot with a very exotic 12-gauge automatic weapon; Mitch then shoots the video camera out of the hands of a reporter filming the action when the cameraman refused to shut it down. Faced with a $10 million lawsuit, the department agrees to let producer Chase Renzi film Mitch's investigation for a new reality TV show, and constantly tries to make everything more "viewer friendly" by changing everything about Mitch's life to fit the stereotypical view of police officers--and partners him with Trey.

Keywords: action-hero, arrest, aspiring-actor, audition, bar-brawl, bar-fight, beretta, box-office-flop, brawl, buddy-comedy
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Lights. Camera. Aggravation.

Quotes:

[Mitch is speaking into the "confessional" camera]::Detective Mitch Preston: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare ya.

Detective Mitch Preston: I've gotta go wash this shit out of my hair and get a change of clothes

Detective Mitch Preston: What are you gonna do, wrap me up in caution tape Top Cop ?

Detective Mitch Preston: I have no interest in you, your stupid questions, or your silly show

Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here!::Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is!

[Why Mitch started doing pottery]::Detective Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.::Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?::Detective Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.

Detective Mitch Preston: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?::Trey Sellars: Because I was a shitty waiter.

Chase Renzi: [unimpressed] This is your house?::Detective Mitch Preston: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.

William Shatner: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!::Detective Mitch Preston: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.

Chase Renzi: That's great TV!

Best, Texas Grocery (1999)

Actors: Mark David (producer), Tim Dillard (actor), Trant Batey (actor), Jeremy Fox (actor), Stephen Vickers (editor), James Cochran (actor), Patricia Goldwater (actress), J.C. Shakespeare (actor), Jon Oliver (director), Jon Oliver (writer), Ashley Morrison (actress), Matt Wydra (director), Jonas Wilson (composer), Roger Felton (producer), Beverly Felton (producer),

Genres: ,

Lambada (1990)

Actors: Yoram Globus (producer), Melora Hardin (actress), Bundy Chanock (miscellaneous crew), Smith Wordes (miscellaneous crew), Wenden K. Baldwin (miscellaneous crew), Basil Hoffman (actor), Smith Wordes (actress), Dennis Burkley (actor), Andy Horvitch (editor), Dawn C. Dreiling (miscellaneous crew), Robin Antin (actress), Thalmus Rasulala (actor), Ashley R. Friedman (miscellaneous crew), Ricky Paull Goldin (actor), Keene Curtis (actor),

Plot: Kevin Laird is a Beverly Hills school teacher by day and a mystery man by night. Using his lambada dance moves to first earn the kid's respect and acceptance, Kevin then teaches them academics. But when a jealous student exposes Kevin's double life, his two worlds collide, threatening his job and reputation.

Keywords: dance, independent-film, lambada
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Set The Night On Fire

Shangri-La Plaza (1990)

Actors: Chris Sarandon (actor), Craig Safan (writer), Craig Safan (composer), Melora Hardin (actress), Lee Wilkof (actor), Nick Castle (writer), Nick Castle (director), Nick Castle (producer), Savion Glover (actor), Glen Chin (actor), Allison Mack (actress), Pamela Malouf (editor), Terrence Mann (actor), Hilary Shepard (actress), Travis Payne (actor),

Plot: A musical-comedy unsold pilot made by CBS in 1990. Macho Ira and sensitive George are two polar-opposite brothers who own an auto-repair shop in Southern California. Both men quickly fall for Amy, a beautiful widow who has inherited the local donut shop previously owned by her no-good estranged husband. Amy plans to sell the place and move with her daughter Jenny to Paris, only to find that her ex-husband had "hocked the place up down to the powdered sugar", forcing her to put off her dreams and run the place herself. Geneva was the sassy waitress at the coffee shop, and Chili the rapper-narrator-dancer on crutches. Some of the pilot's extremely memorable numbers include "Donut Hole" (Geneva, Jenny and the Customers), "Don't Tell Me I Can Really Care" (George and Ira) and "Ain't It Always the Way" (Amy, George, Ira and Geneva).

Keywords: auto-mechanic, coffee, donut, strip-mall, unsold-tv-series-pilot
Genres: Comedy, Musical,

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Actors: Stanley Kubrick (director), Stanley Kubrick (writer), Stanley Kubrick (actor), Ed O'Ross (actor), Matthew Modine (actor), Stanley Kubrick (producer), Dorian Harewood (actor), Bruce Boa (actor), Adam Baldwin (actor), Arliss Howard (actor), Vincent D'Onofrio (actor), Sal Lopez (actor), R. Lee Ermey (actor), Marc Wolff (miscellaneous crew), R. Lee Ermey (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A two-segment look at the effect of the military mindset and war itself on Vietnam era Marines. The first half follows a group of recruits in boot camp under the command of the punishing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. The second half shows one of those recruits, Joker, covering the war as a correspondent for Stars and Stripes, focusing on the Tet offensive.

Keywords: 1960s, abuse, anti-war, army, army-life, barracks, based-on-book, based-on-novel, basic-training, beating
Genres: Drama, War,
Taglines: An Epic Story of the Vietnam War [Australia Theatrical] One rifle, one gun. One for killing, one for fun. In Vietnam The Wind Doesn't Blow It Sucks Vietnam can kill me, but it can't make me care Acclaimed by critics as the best war movie ever made Born to Kill

Quotes:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?::Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

[last lines]::Private Joker: [voice-over] My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!::Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Hartman gives a speech to the graduating recruits] Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

[first lines]::Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?::Recruits: [In unison in a normal speaking tone] Sir, yes Sir.::Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!::Recruits: [In unison, much louder] SIR, YES SIR!::Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?::Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.::Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

The Intruder Within (1981)

Actors: Don Carmody (producer), Matt Craven (actor), Chad Everett (actor), Michael Hogan (actor), Gil Melle (composer), Susanna David (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Bottoms (actor), Rockne Tarkington (actor), Jennifer Warren (actress), Joanne Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Richard E. Rabjohn (editor), Barry Oringer (producer), John Ryan (producer), Neil T. Maffeo (producer), John Furia (producer),

Plot: Personnel on an oil rig near Antarctica discover a bizarre fossil that exerts a mesmeric influence over some of them and gradually regenerates into the horrible embodiment of an evil that has laid dormant since the beginning of time.

Keywords: alien, antarctica, egg, fossil, monster, offshore, oil-platform, oil-rig, prehistory
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A L I E N - Er Tilbage Igen På Vor Egen Planet Jorden (A L I E N - Is Back Again On Our Own Planet Earth) Terror and death strike as monster preys upon trapped victims!