Idiocracy

Kanye West Is Retarded

Why aren’t more people making fun of Kanye West? Is it because he’s retarded?...


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Shaidle Unchained

To Mock a Killing Bird

To Mock a Killing Bird

Harper Lee is the Rachel Carson of American fiction. Okay, let me back up: I’ve...

For the Children

The White Guilt Educational Complex

The White Guilt Educational Complex

In celebration of Black History Month, the entire student population of a Virginia...

Healthcare

Bad Medicine

Bad Medicine

Speaking before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, the embattled...

News

The Week That Perished

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Snappy, Crappy, and Nappy Headlines A BLACK PANTHER SUPER BOWL At...

Deep Thoughts

Bittersweet Charity

Bittersweet Charity

Having, like most journalists, made a career of lamenting the state of the world, I...

Deep Thoughts

Future Letter From a Socialist to President Trump

Future Letter From a Socialist to President Trump

It’s 2019 and the fact that you and Vice President Cruz have decided to run for a...

Injured Parties

The Good Humor Rapist

The Good Humor Rapist

One of the biggest viral stories on social media last week was a laughably idiotic...

Commerce

Your Best Bet Is Volatility

Your Best Bet Is Volatility

In a week of uniformly bad news for the capital markets, certain keywords repeated...

Zeitgeist

The Ultimate Minority Right

The Ultimate Minority Right

In recent weeks, I kept meaning to write up a stylized history of the evolution of...

Elections

Bloomberg vs. Trump?

Bloomberg vs. Trump?

The morning of the New Hampshire primary, Donald Trump, being interviewed on “Morning...

Shaidle Unchained

Hit Me, Baby, One More Time

Hit Me, Baby, One More Time

It’s the trial of the cunt-ury! Hey, give me a break. You try coming up with...

Modern Weapons

Free Speech or Hate Speech? I’ll Take Both, Thanks

Free Speech or Hate Speech? I’ll Take Both, Thanks

Every so often the leftist dogma machine will spit out a mantra so innately...