Puni Puni Poemi (2001)

Actors: Aya Hisakawa (actress), John Swasey (actor), Hilary Haag (actress), Luci Christian (actress), Matt Greenfield (actor), Shigeru Kôyama (actor), Brett Weaver (actor), Tiffany Grant (actress), Greg Ayres (actor), Andy McAvin (actor), Rob Mungle (actor), John Gremillion (actor), Chris Patton (actor), Kelly Manison (actress), Satomi Koorogi (actress),

Plot: This is a 2-part OAV spin off of the Japanese anime series "Excel Saga". Shinichi Watanabe returns to deliver some of the most outrageous, outlandish, series that parodies the magic girl anime (ie: Sailor Moon). However, this thing has a lot of perverted humor including 10-year old lesbians, incest, and lots more. You have been warned!

Keywords: absurd-comedy, absurd-humor, acupuncture, alien-spoof, character-name-in-title, crew-killed, directed-by-star, director-actor-relationship, dubbing, dysfunctional-family
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: An all new exercise in breaking the weirdness barrier! Beautiful girls! Naughty Aliens! Dead Fish! If this anime doesen't offend you somehow, we havent done our job!

Quotes:

K: But even there's a director, if the writer disappears, do not serve for nothing! [Appears a deadbody that indicates be the screenwriter for the mark in his jacket] I killed Kurata, the screenwriter. Now this story...::Nabeshin: Idiot!, We can follow the story, although we don't have a writer!::K, Kurata: [Kurata, the writer murdered, rises suddenly] Say What?::Nabeshin: [Holding a Storyboard Script ] ¡Poemi! ¡Become Puni Puni poemi!::Poemi Watanabe: Okay! Using the same prerecorded images!

Beautiful Teacher: Poemi, if you don't stay there quietly, I will remove your ovaries.::Nabeshin: [he appears as a vision in the sky] This story is very weak::Poemi: No, please, miss. Kobayashi is a voice actress! My ovaries are very important!

Shii Aasu: Oh, this is so very comfy-womfy.::Poemi Watanabe: Why are there huge boob-like things on Kobayashi's head?::Shii Aasu: Well actually, I was thinking, it would be so nice to have you here to take a load off a few things.::Poemi Watanabe: Oh Shii, thank you so much. The kindness within your mighty breasts has left me overwhelmed.::Shii Aasu: They like you too.

Puni Puni Poemi: The Heavens call, the Earth calls, the Fans call! And heads will roll if this video doesn't sell! By accepting the power of magic, Puni Puni Poemi makes her big debut!

Ball Person 1: My ball is round and pink, can't you see?::Ball Person 2: My ball is soft and really squishy.::Ball Person 3: My ball smells a little vinegry.::Narrator: That didn't mean nothin'.

[the sisters are confronting Puni Puni Poemi]::Mitsuki Aasu: You're screwing up the Earth!::Mutsumi Aasu: You want me to spank ya?::Hitomi Aasu: What a dumb bitch.::Itsue Aasu: You're a lawless twit!::Shii Aasu: Who pads her breasts.::Nanase Aasu: You have no legal right to protect Earth. So prepare yourself ...::Mitsuki Aasu, Futaba Aasu, Nanase Aasu, Itsue Aasu, Shii Aasu, Hitomi Aasu, Mutsumi Aasu: [simultaneously] For a Sisters Aasu Whipping!

Nabeshin: An ordinary director could have died... but I'm different! I am GDW! Great Director Watanabe!::Poemi Watanabe: That makes no sense.::Nabeshin: I'm the Director, fuck off!

K: [Answering the phone] Hello, I'm K.::Poemi Watanabe: [Phone Voice] I'm Kobayashi. Why don't you have sent me a message to my pager?::K: Listen, my parents are here... And I hate you.::Poemi Watanabe: [Phone Voice] Just for that? So, when are you going to send a message to my pager...? [K hangs up the phone]

Enemy of Women (1944)

Actors: Robert Barrat (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Ralph Morgan (actor), Stephen Roberts (actor), Gene Roth (actor), Charles Halton (actor), Ben Taggart (actor), Harry Tenbrook (actor), Emmett Vogan (actor), H.B. Warner (actor), Crane Whitley (actor), Donald Woods (actor), Wolfgang Zilzer (actor), Marin Sais (actress),

Plot: Young Dr. Paul Joseph Goebbels, an unsuccessful playwright, is forced, in order to support himself, to take a position as tutor in the household of Herr Quandt. His first attempt to force himself upon women comes when he becomes interested in a young actress, Maria Brandt, daughter of Colonel Brandt at whose home he is lodging. He is driven from the house by Colonel Brandt. That night, acting as an usher for a meeting of the new German Socialist Party, Goebbels hears Hitler speak, and becomes an ardent follower. He is made propaganda head, becomes known as the "Scoundrel of Berlin", and his machinations strike terror into the hearts of innocent girls. Maria Brandt, who is working as a bit player in a theatre in Hannover, again meets Goebbels. Through his efforts, although unknown to her, Maria is made an overnight star. He then procures a contract for her at the famous UFA studios of Berlin. Maria, who has become interested in a young doctor, Hans Traeger, shuns Goebbels' attentions.

Keywords: actress, air-raid, austria, b-movie, beer-hall, berlin-germany, bomber, bombing, brown-shirt, concentration-camp
Genres: Drama, War,
Taglines: ATROCITIES OF NO. 1 SCOUNDREL EXPOSED! LIAR, MURDERER, EVIL GENIUS OF LOVE! SEE THE SCANDALS, BRUTALITIES, CRIMES IN THE PRIVATE LIFE OF DR. PAUL JOSEPH GOEBBLES! VICTIMIZED! Forced to desert her husband by this blackguard, lovely Maria Brandt is a typical victim of his scheming! MYSTERY GIRL! The home of this alluring blonde was known to be one of Dr. Goebbles' favorite haunts! INTIMATE REVEALING STORY OF GOEBBELS (original poster)