Everybody Loves Raymond

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Barone seemingly has it all. A wonderful wife, a beautiful family, a great job, a nice house on Long Island. There's only one problem. His obnoxious parents (who live across the street) and his jealous brother are always getting in the way.

Cast

• Ray Romano
• Patricia Heaton
• Brad Garrett
• Doris Roberts
• Peter Boyle
• Madylin Sweeten
• Sullivan Sweeten
• Sawyer Sweeten
• Monica Horan
• Andy Kindler
• Jon Manfrellotti
• Georgia Engel
• Fred Willard
• Tom McGowan
• Maggie Wheeler
• Katherine Helmond
• Chris Elliott
• Susan Varon
• Victor Raider-Wexler
• Len Lesser

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Pilot
  Robert Barone: Everybody loves Raymond. When I go to work, people shoot at me. When Ray goes to work...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: I Love You
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: Dad, let me ask you somthin'. When was the last time you ever said "I love you...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: I Wish I Were Gus
  Robert Barone: [at the funeral] Bride's side or groom's side?::Ray Barone: [Silently stares at Rober...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Standard Deviation
  Ray Barone: [while eating ice cream] Mmm fudgy!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Look Don't Touch
  Bernie: Will you look at her? Oh, my god. If I wasn't married, you know what I'd do?::Ray Barone: We...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Frank, the Writer
  Frank Barone: Hey Ray did you know that Mark Twain had a son who was a writer? His name was Choo-cho...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Your Place or Mine?
  Debra Barone: [to Frank about Marie] Don't you see? You've got the perfect marriage. You need fudge ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: In-Laws
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Win, Lose or Draw
  Marie Barone: You're giving him back that money!::Frank Barone: Like hell, I am! I want to teach him...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Turkey or Fish
  Debra Barone: We got to find a way to get away from your parents.::Ray Barone: I got the perfect sol...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Captain Nemo
  Ray Barone: You're the missing link.::Robert Barone: I've heard that before....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Ball
  The moment when Ray kisses Frank on the forehead was scripted. 'Ray Romano (I)' (qv) originally didn...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Debra's Sick
  [Ray mixed up the twins and took the wrong one to the doctor]::Frank Barone: I never mixed up you an...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Who's Handsome?
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Car
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Diamonds
  [Debra has lost her engagement ring and is obviously quite upset]::Amy MacDougall: It's always the l...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Game
  Marie Barone: We haven't talked for 35 years.::Frank Barone: I didn't want to interrupt!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Recovering Pessimist
  Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing.::Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Dog
  Phyllis: This dog was good for one thing and now he's broken!::Robert Barone: [Defensive] Don't talk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Neighbors
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Fascinatin' Debra
  Debra Barone: Alright, I know, I'm boring. But maybe I would be fascinating if I barged into people'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Why Are We Here?
  Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.::Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was ...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Ray's on TV
  Frank Barone: I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Father Knows Least
  Ray Barone: All right, Ally, you have to do what Mommy says.::Ally Barone: Why?::Ray Barone: 'Cause ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Brother
  Marie Barone: Your father's over there right now, trying to snap him out of it.::Debra Barone: Oh, w...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Mozart
  Marie Barone: F-A-C-E, "FACE", are the ones in the spaces. And E-G-B-D-F are the ones with the line ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Golf
  Ray Barone: After golfing we were in the locker room and I got this weird feeling.::Debra Barone: Ra...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Anniversary
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Working Late Again
  Debra Barone: You know, your mother was right!::Raymond "Ray" Barone: Oh, that's crazy talk....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Children's Book
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Gift
  [after giving his father a great gift and wondering how he's going to give one equally good next yea...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: High School
  Ray Barone: When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Letter
  Debra Barone: Um did you guys get the...::Robert Barone: Mail? Oh yeah.::Debra Barone: Ray did every...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: All I Want for Christmas
  Ally Barone: Daddy, what's an appointment?::Raymond "Ray" Barone: Well honey, an appointment is when...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Civil War
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: I can't believe you shot me, Robert!!::Frank Barone: Stop it! You're ruinin' i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Mia Famiglia
  The translation of the title from Italian is "My Family"....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Marie's Meatballs
  Debra Barone: All I'm saying is that given everything I do around here, why do I care so much that I...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Checkbook
  Debra Barone: Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats, you don't stop to yell at the...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Ride-Along
  Marie Barone: [Ray and Robert have a flu] I told you two to button up your coats...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Family Bed
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Good Girls
  Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: T-Ball
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Traffic School
  [Robert's doing mock traffic class with Ray, Debra, Marie, and Frank]::Robert Barone: Now I would li...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Six Feet Under
  Ray Barone: When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel. But then I realized th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Garage Sale
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Wedding: Part 1
  [Raymond and Debra are planning their wedding in a flashback]::Ray Barone: You're already planning t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The Wedding: Part 2
  Robert Barone: I see a lot of bad things::Ray Barone: Being a cop and all?::Robert Barone: Mom and D...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Invasion
  Ray Barone: [Ray is climbing into bed with Robert after a fight with Debra] Man you think you could ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Driving Frank
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: How did you get the keys back from mom?::Frank Barone: That was not pleasant. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Sitter
  Robert Barone: Hey, Ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.::Marie ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Getting Even
  Frank Barone: What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride?::Marie Barone: Some people thi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Visit
  Debra Barone: [to Lois] I want you to help or at least *want* to help. I want to be more like... lik...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Halloween Candy
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Moving Out
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: Hey, your the one that's always telling him to go. Complaining that he's alway...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Article
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Lone Barone
  Ray Barone: Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage? Fine... There's... Uh... OK! He...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: No Fat
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Apartment
  Ray Barone: Robert's my brother. I just want what's breast for him.::Debra Barone: What?::Ray Barone...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Toaster
  Ray Barone: What do you know about it? Mom and Dad didn't return your gift. You don't know what it's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Ping Pong
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: You let me win?::Frank Barone: Good morning, Sunshine!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Pants on Fire
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Robert's Date
  [Robert started hanging out with black people]::Frank Barone: I don't even understand one word you'r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Frank's Tribute
  Frank Barone: Don't say nothing about my lodge buddies.::Ray Barone: Who, the guys you swim naked wi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Cruising with Marie
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: I'll tell you this. If Dad's the first to go, Ma's gonna do just fine.::Robert...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Ray Home Alone
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Big Shots
  Robert Barone: I *am* superior because I'm humble....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Move Over
  Ray Barone: Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Getaway
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Working Girl
  Ray Barone: [to Debra] Cat Ballou....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Be Nice
  Frank Barone: Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it.::Marie Barone: Did the same thing happen wi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Dancing with Debra
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Robert Moves Back
  Robert Barone: Hey Ray I switched pillows with you. I hope that's okay. Down gives me nightmares.::R...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: How They Met
  Ray Barone: That's the restaurant where the crazy old Chinese lady yells at you while you're leaving...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Boob Job
  Marie Barone: Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.::Fra...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Can Opener
  Robert Barone: [Robert enters the room, everybody's got silent] Is it about me?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: You Bet
  [first lines]::Debra Barone: Here's the ointment Frank.::Frank Barone: [begins unbuckling his belt]:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Sex Talk
  Marie Barone: What we do in our bedroom is our own business, and I prefer not to be known as the who...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Will
  Robert Barone: Let's say you are driving your seven year old to school and she keeps turning the rad...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Sister
  Marie Barone: You smoke?::Jennifer Whelan: I used to smoke.::Debra Barone: Oh yeah everyone at her c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Cousin Gerard
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: [imitating Gerard's nasal whiny voice, which people tell Ray sounds like himse...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Debra's Workout
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: No Thanks
  Ray Barone: It's like getting into a hot bath. You know, at first, you don't think you can take it. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Left Back
  Sarah: Boys are just a little slower to develop than girls.::Debra Barone: But Geoffrey's developing...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Christmas Picture
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: What's with Robert?
  Ray Barone: When you talk like that people could get offended.::Frank Barone: What in the hell you t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Bully on the Bus
  Debra Barone: Layman, Gayman go away man!::Ray Barone: BULLY! BULLY!::Debra Barone: Oh, relax.::Ray ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Prodigal Son
  Debra Barone: Honey, show daddy what you drew.::Ray Barone: That's okay, I can figure it out.::[Ally...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Robert's Rodeo
  Ray Barone: Rodeo, what is that? Police talk for whorehouse?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Tenth Anniversary
  Marie Barone: What could you have taped over it that was so important?::Robert Barone: Football.::Ma...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Hackidu
  Russell: Let me tell you something about Hackidu.::Ray Barone: Oh boy.::Russell: It's evil!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Debra Makes Something Good
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Marie and Frank's New Friends
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Alone Time
  Robert Barone: When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone. She used it to pack up and move o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Someone's Cranky
  Ray Barone: I can't believe you're still living with them. If it was me I'd be cleaning off my finge...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Bad Moon Rising
  Debra Barone: Have you ever considered giving me a hug?::Raymond "Ray" Barone: A hug?::Debra Barone:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Confronting the Attacker
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Robert's Divorce
  Robert Barone: [after Joanne called Marie a bitch and Ray jumped in between them to hold Marie back]...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Italy: Part 1
  Marie Barone: I bought tickets for the whole family to go to Italy!::Debra Barone: Me too?::Marie Ba...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Italy: Part 2
  Frank Barone: Ah, your mother's ass!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Wallpaper
  [first lines]::Debra Barone: Don't you miss Italy, Ray? Look I took that right from Aunt Colleta's b...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Meant to Be
  Robert Barone: Three women, I don't know what I'm going to do.::Ray Barone: You do a dance, you giga...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Pet Cemetery
  Frank Barone: People heaven is for people. Your grandma's been hitting the sauce....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Author
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Walk to the Door
  Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Okay, I regret not loving you more. I do. You deserve all the love that can fi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Young Girl
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Fighting In-Laws
  Robert Barone: So you're stuck with Debra's parents for the whole weekend, huh?::Raymond 'Ray' Baron...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Sneeze
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Christmas Present
  Marie Barone: What is a DVD player? Is it for pornography?::Debra Barone: Yes, Marie, I bought Ray a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: What Good Are You?
  Ray Barone: Hey Nemo, what do you do if somebody's choking?::Nemo: Change the special.::Ray Barone: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Super Bowl
  Ray Barone: Dad, put the fork down.::Frank Barone: I'll put the fork down when there's a ticket on i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Ray's Journal
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Silent Partners
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Fairies
  Debra Barone: Dressing the twins like fairies is not going to make them gay.::Frank Barone: Well, it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Stefania Arrives
  Robert Barone: Mr. Fogagnola, what are you doing here?::Signore: I own here.::Robert Barone: What ha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Humm Vac
  Debra Barone: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world.::Marie Barone: You know wh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Canister
  [after finding a canister Debra told Marie she didn't have]::Raymond 'Ray' Barone: I know how we can...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Net Worth
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Let's Fix Robert
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Say Uncle
  Marie Barone: Who told Robert to get a life?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Separation
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Frank Paints the House
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: Mom. We thought it would be OUR decision to make because it is, kinda, OUR HOU...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Ally's Birth
  Frank Barone: I hate all of these damn fire hydrants. I love that dogs pee on them....
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Angry Family
  Eileen: We do have counselors. Father Hubley is very good.::Ray Barone: No, no. That's the last thin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: No Roll!
  [Ray buys Deborah a sex game]::Marie Barone: Another sex game? Didn't you have enough with that othe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Odd Man Out
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Ray's Ring
  Frank Barone: You send your little lady out into a man's world with a naked finger? It's like banana...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Marie's Sculpture
  [upon realizing her sculpture looks like a vagina]::Marie Barone: Oh my God... I'm a lesbian....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Frank Goes Downstairs
  Frank Barone: Oh, now I see it. This stairwell needs fixin'. [starts stamping]::Ray Barone: Dad... C...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Jealous Robert
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: It's Supposed to Be Fun
  Ray Barone: I've accepted the fact that I have one son who's good at basketball and another son who'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Older Women
  Frank Barone: Kill is going to Debra you!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Raybert
  Frank Barone: Didn't I teach you anything, you gotta problem with your woman you don't go out and ge...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Kicker
  Robert Barone: Hey Deb, I'm really sorry.::Marie Barone: I managed to throw the ball very well.::Rob...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Season's Greetings
  [Frank walks in to everybody yelling]::Frank Barone: Be quiet! Be quiet!::[Everybody quiets down]::F...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Tissues
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Snow Day
  Though credited, 'Madylin Sweeten' (qv) doesn't appear in this episode....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Cookies
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: They bought cookies from your friend, Peggy Hitler!::Robert Barone: You have a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Lucky Suit
  Marie Barone: [the front door swings open showing Robert with a look of crazed fury on his face, sta...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Skit
  Marie Barone: Hello dear.::Debra Barone: What you doing there?::Marie Barone: Oh, this? This is call...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Breakup Tape
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Talk to Your Daughter
  Frank Barone: You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, y...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: A Vote for Debra
  Frank Barone: I don't know why you're letting her waste her time with this crap.::Ray Barone: No, De...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Call Me Mom
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Mother's Day
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Bigger Person
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The First Time
  [Debra is trying to talk Marie into making up however she is not listening]::Marie Barone: Frank wou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The First Six Years
  USA...
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Cult
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: No, I'm not going to one of those things. What if they drug me and I wake up c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Counseling
  Debra Barone: Last week, Ray came home, late, from golfing. I guess golfing is kind of a "Hot Button...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Homework
  Ray Barone: [after Frank stabs Ray with fork] Ow!... What did you do that for?::Frank Barone: I like...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Pet the Bunny
  Frank Barone: I had to pet that bunny. Every night!::Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Every night?::Frank Baron...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Who Am I?
  _"Everybody Loves Raymond" (1996) {Who Am I? (#7.5)}_ (qv)'s original air date, Monday, October 14th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Robert Needs Money
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Sigh
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Annoying Kid
  [Somebody wrote "Ray stinks" on Ray's fridge]::Ray Barone: I knew it! It's that damn Spencer kid!::R...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: She's the One
  Angela: You know, Robert, we all come from frogs....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Marie's Vision
  Debra Barone: Robert did you get botox?::Robert Barone: Terrats::Ray Barone: Turd hats?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Thought That Counts
  Frank Barone: I killed a bird once....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Grandpa Steals
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Somebody Hates Raymond
  Jerry Musso: Look what do you want from me?::Ray Barone: So it's true? You *do* hate me?::Ray Barone...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Just a Formality
  Robert Barone: [after making a trip to Pennsylvania] I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in ma...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Disciplinarian
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Sweet Charity
  The title is based on the musical "Sweet Charity" by Cy Coleman, Dorothy Fields and Neil Simon. The ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Meeting the Parents
  Pat McDougal: Now can I say oh?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Plan
  Amy MacDougall Barone: There's going to be nude people! At a Church! On a Wednesday!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Sleepover at Peggy's
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: Look, I didn't mean to -::Peggy: Didn't mean to what? Call me a scary, mean, o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Who's Next?
  Marie Barone: Look what she's wearing to a funeral!::[Frank stares at Harriet]::Marie Barone: Stop l...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Shower
  [Robert comes into the jail to discover Debra in it]::Robert Barone: [to Ray] Oh! So she finally kil...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Baggage
  Marie Barone: I said to Frank, "Frank, when I come home, make sure you are the only ugly thing left ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Bachelor Party
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Robert's Wedding
  Debra Barone: You're dancing with me today, Jerkwod!::Raymond "Ray" Barone: Haven't told me that sin...
• Season 8
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Fun with Debra
  Debra Barone: Where are you going?::Raymond "Ray" Barone: I told you, I wanted to go golfing.::Debra...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Thank You Notes
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Home from School
  Ray Barone: You're an idiot wrapped in a moron....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Misery Loves Company
  Ray Barone: You're an idiot wrapped in a moron!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Contractor
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Peter on the Couch
  Robert Barone: [to Amy, about Peter] Yeah, I noticed his underwear hanging on the doorknob. Which re...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Liars
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Surprise Party
  Debra's mother, Lois, suggests to Raymond that she will throw a surprise birthday party for her daug...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Bird
  Hank MacDougall: Did anyone hear some savages talking?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Jazz Records
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Debra at the Lodge
  Frank Barone: Your husband garbles heart pills because he's had a 50 year love affair with ham....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Slave
  [Debra and Ray accidentally left the twins alone by themselves and came home to find them eating pan...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Whose Side Are You On?
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Lateness
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: Let me tell you. My father had a system: AIS. Like whenever we'd go somewhere,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Party Dress
  Frank Barone: Let me tell you something: you want that hate. If your kids like you, you've failed as...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Security
  Raymond "Ray" Barone: It's still doing it, Robert! Censor is going off for no reason at all.::Robert...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Ingrate
  Marie Barone: Let me tell you, it didn't start with a smile. It started with nineteen hours of horri...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Crazy Chin
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Nice Talk
  [last lines]::Frank Barone: I didn't know you needed support. Any time you need to talk, I'm here fo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Blabbermouths
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Model
  Marie Barone: Oh Robby, that's wonderful! As a boy, you were always a Looker.::Frank Barone: I alway...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Mentor
  [first lines]::Frank Barone: Okay everybody, you're allowed in my home unless you sit in my chair, t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Golf for It
  Ray Barone: [to Marie] Nothing is ever good enough and it's *always* our fault!::Frank Barone: You c...
• Season 9
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Home
  Ray Barone: What's with you?::Debra Barone: I just haven't been over here since they packed. Weird, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Not So Fast
  Robert Barone: [Ray and Robert are arguing who Marie should live with] How about I hit you with your...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Angry Sex
  Marie Barone: Oh, I am surprised, Raymond. You're supposed to think of your mother before sex....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: P.T. & A.
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Ally's F
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Boys' Therapy
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Debra's Parents
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: A Job for Robert
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: A Date for Peter
  Amy's brother Peter, who is single but approaching 40, has had no luck in attracting women. They fin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Favors
  Debra accidentally throws out Ray's letter from Muhammad Ali and Marie takes the blame for it. But i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Faux Pas
  The title translated from French means "false step" and pertains to manners. What is acceptable beha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Tasteless Frank
  Marie Barone: [Frank is taking male enhancement pills that affect his sense of taste] I'm touched th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Sister-In-Law
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Power of No
  Amy Barone: Why would Ray keep turning you down?::Debra Barone: For the power!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Pat's Secret
  Pat McDougal: You know I love you with all my heart Hank, but I think if I didn't have my cigarettes...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Finale
  Nurse: Debra Barone?::Debra Barone: Yep. Hi how'd it go?::Nurse: Mrs. Barone are there any allergies...