'Jim Gaffigan' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Gaffigan, Jim Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Staten Island Summer

  2014, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Nobodies

  2014, role: actor , character name: MC
• Play in Full Screen Misery Loves Comedy

  2014, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Gaffigan

  2013, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Kilimanjaro

  2013, role: actor , character name: Bill
• Play in Full Screen Gaffigan

  2013, role: actor , character name: Jim Gaffigan
• Play in Full Screen The 7th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Play in Full Screen Walter

  2013, role: actor , character name: Corey
• Play in Full Screen Gaffigan

  2013, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Howard Cantour.com

  2012, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen CMT's Biggest Laughs

  2012, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen CMT's Biggest Laughs

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Comic
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe

  2012, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Love Sick Love

  2012, role: actor , character name: Andrew Blythe
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe

  2012, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Salvation Boulevard

  2011, role: actor , character name: Jerry Hobson
• Play in Full Screen Dying to Do Letterman

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ten Stories Tall

  2010, role: actor , character name: Simon
• Play in Full Screen Going the Distance

  2010, role: actor , character name: Phil
• Play in Full Screen I Am Comic

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen It's Kind of a Funny Story

  2010, role: actor , character name: George
• Play in Full Screen Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Slammin' Salmon

  2009, role: actor , character name: Stanley Bellin
• Play in Full Screen 17 Again

  2009, role: actor , character name: Coach Murphy
• Play in Full Screen Away We Go

  2009, role: actor , character name: Lowell
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: King Baby

  2009, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: King Baby

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: King Baby

  2009, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Love Guru

  2008, role: actor , character name: Trent Lueders
• Play in Full Screen Duane Incarnate

  2008, role: actor , character name: Bob
• Play in Full Screen Shoot First and Pray You Live (Because Luck Has Nothing to Do with It)

  2008, role: actor , character name: Mart Ryder
• Play in Full Screen Our Massive Planet

  2007, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Living Wake

  2007, role: actor , character name: Lampert Binew
• Play in Full Screen Stephanie Daley

  2006, role: actor , character name: Joe Daley
• Play in Full Screen Golden Trailer Awards

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

  2006, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Trust the Man

  2005, role: actor , character name: Gordon, Bitter Sex Addict
• Play in Full Screen The Great New Wonderful

  2005, role: actor , character name: Sandie
• Play in Full Screen 13 Going on 30

  2004, role: actor , character name: Chris Grandy
• Play in Full Screen Bad Apple

  2004, role: actor , character name: Butters
• Play in Full Screen Channel Surfing

  2004, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Strip Search

  2004, role: actor , character name: Reverend Craig Peterson
• Play in Full Screen The World Stands Up

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Season of Youth

  2003, role: actor , character name: Dr. Gelding
• Play in Full Screen Heroes of Comedy: Women on Top

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Paper Mache Chase

  2003, role: actor , character name: Barry
• Play in Full Screen No Sleep 'til Madison

  2002, role: actor , character name: Owen
• Play in Full Screen Hacks

  2002, role: actor , character name: Arty Hittle

Famous quotes by Jim Gaffigan:

"It does piss me off when Angelina won't stop calling."

"Welcome to New York"

"For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I'm going."

""I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?""

""I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on it to the person you're with? 'Yeah... I'm not gonna see that movie. I'm gonna wait for that on VIDEO.' I mean when you think about it, it's just a commercial for the movie. You know, you never sit at home watching tv-- "Yeah... I'm not buying that cereal. I don't like cereals with raisins in 'em. ...What's your take on that commercial? Where you goin'?""

""You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fuck away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then at that point it changes and you're like, 'I did that. I changed the traffic in the city... I have a lot of power.' You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there's like that awkward moment? ...Just lean forward and kiss 'em. '....looked like you wanted it from my angle.' Then when they're walking away just hit 'em on the ass. (Pshhh) 'You'll be back! You'll be back for some of that loving.''"

Jim Gaffigan