Felidae (1994)

After his owner relocates, the cat Francis in involved in a series of cat murders in the new neighborhood. Francis tries to solve the murder cases with others - including Claudandus, a very knowledgable and old cat.

Keywords: adult-animation, animal, animal-abuse, animal-experimentation, animal-in-title, animal-name-in-title, animated-sex, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, based-on-novel

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Francis: [noticing Felicitas's eyes] You're blind.::Felicitas: I'm not blind. I just can't see.

Blaubart: [to Francis] You taking over that shit heap in there?, interesting place, I go in there for a piss occasionally [laughs]

Francis: I swear that whoever murdered Felicity is going to pay for it!, you hear me you bastard I'm going to make you pay!::Blaubart: We'll get you shithead!

Francis: Very impressive,have we come to the house of an art collector or a pimp?::Blaubart: Your guess is as good as mine, I believe the can opener who owns this joint has some sort of job as a scientist or was it a parapsychologist?, I don't know.

Mendel: Why is it that these peas in a pod are alike as two peas in a pod?::Mendel: [laughs manically]

Francis: [Spotting a dead cat with her stomach and throat ripped out] Oh my God!::Kong: Looks like he's run out of steam suddenly, that's what happens to you when you eat too much junk food::Francis: Yeah I'm out of breath and it looks like I'm not the only one [Indicating the dead cat]::Kong: What bullshit you talking now? [gasps] Solitaire!, oh Solitaire what have they done to you?, what the hell has that evil bastard done?, my lovely, lovely Solitaire! [cries]::Francis: Who was she?::Hermann 1: Solitaire was the boss' favorite girl, and chances are those are his family you can see as well [pointing out the dead kitten fetuses]::Kong: I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna hamburger him, I'll tear his balls off and stuff them down his throat, what kind of heartless bastard would do this? who?, who? tell me [to Francis] was it you? no you didn't have the time, well then who did it, who was it?

Additional Voices: [while looking for Francis] He was here. I can sense him.

Pascal: [types the word "FELIDAE" on the computer] Do you know the meaning of this word, Felidae?::Francis: Could it be a scientific name for all our family divisions, "cats" as they're usually called?::Pascal: Felidae. Evolution has created an astounding number of various creatures. Not one however deserves the respected wonder the genus Felidae has earned. [shows on the computer a list]::Francis: Wow! What did you combine on this list.::Pascal: Those of us who live in the neighbourhood, name, age, gender, breed, marking. I almost forgot, I need to enter you now as well.::Francis: Incredible!::Pascal: Yes it is. Even better if it can help us solve a murder.::Francis: Did you know it all of the dead brothers?::Pascal: Yes! They were all on the prowl after some female in heat.::Francis: I... I have an idea. Find out what breed they were. That may lead us to a new tie-up.::Pascal: Simple enough. [shows on the computer the murdered cats' type of race] Well, none of them were partically aristocratic examples of Felidae.::Francis: But all the same race, so they were'nt just excited and male. They were all European Shorthairs.

Francis: Hey, Bluebeard.::Blaubart: Yeah?::Francis: Sounds to me like you're backtracking a little, aren't ya?::Blaubart: You don't say... and what makes ya think so?::Francis: Well, you told 'em I'm your friend.::Blaubart: ...ah.

Francis: He lost his innocence, Bluebeard, as man has lost his.