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Bellerophon, to his stallion:"Pegasus!" [pinches nose, recoils in disgust]
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Salome:"C'mon! Who's dancin? I'll get it started" [jerks around convulsively]
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"Look away. I'm hideous!" - Medusa
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And God said "Let there be light, and, you know, yada yada yada..."
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"Easy, big fella!" - Roosevelt, to Taft
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To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*
#lifeafterbeth : dead, on arrival
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#TheHundredFootJourney:
Mirren's French Correction
Mirren's an Indian-giver
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Bullet to the Head Cheese
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SHOWER CAP REMOVAL* *most insurance accepted pic.twitter.com/UfwQ7ilMSb
Rapper @KillerMikeGTO pays tribute to slain teenager Michael Brown in an absolutely devastating essay http://slnm.us/7I3acEf #Ferguson
Tiramisu Got Married
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Se7en Layer Cake
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Mallomars Attacks!
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My friend said she was thinking about matricide. I was like "Oh. You have bedbugs?"
#sleepy's #lamejokes
Future Obituary // Writer of Down Don't Bother Me, Forthcoming from @HarperPerennial // @RiffTrax Contributor
YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF MALPRACTICE!
Who hasn't? Call 1-800-SoSueMe
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#Expendables3 - more like Expandables #giantcast #tsbyt
YOU GOT SELF-PUBLISHED!!
okay...
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