Batman

Wealthy entrepreneur Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson lead a double life: they are actually the crime fighting duo Batman and Robin. A secret Batpole in the Wayne mansion leads to the Batcave, where Police Commissioner Gordon often calls the Bat-duo on the Batphone with the latest emergency threatening Gotham City. Racing to the scene of the crime in the Batmobile, Batman and Robin must (with the help of the trusty Bat-utility-belt) thwart the efforts of a variety of master criminals, including The Riddler, The Joker, Catwoman, and The Penguin.

Cast

• Adam West
• Burt Ward
• William Dozier
• Alan Napier
• Neil Hamilton
• Stafford Repp
• Madge Blake
• Yvonne Craig
• Burgess Meredith
• Cesar Romero
• David Lewis
• Victor Buono
• Frank Gorshin
• Lyn Peters
• Joe Di Reda

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Hi Diddle Riddle
  Commissioner Gordon: [reading The Riddler's note aloud] Why is an orange like a bell? You know who t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Smack in the Middle
  [after seeing Molly fall into the Batcave atomic power source]::Batman: What a terrible way to go-go...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Fine Feathered Finks
  Dick Grayson: Oh, heck! What's the use of learning French anyway?::Bruce Wayne: Dick, I am surprised...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Penguin's a Jinx
  Narrator: Victory for the tricky birds?::Narrator: The dynamic duo's darkest hour?::Narrator: Dawn.....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Joker Is Wild
  Robin: Batman!::The Joker: [a sword hanging on a wall falls and hits Batman in the head. Batman pret...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Batman Is Riled
  Joker: [Batman & Robin are lying unconscious with their heads on a chopping block] I get The S.S. Go...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Instant Freeze
  Robin: Holy iceberg! We can expect a crimewave.::Batman: No, Robin, a cold wave. Of terror.::Commiss...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Rats Like Cheese
  Batman: Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help!::Freeze: In prison? T...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Zelda the Great
  Batman: Meantime, let's ponder the crooks motive.::Chief O'Hara: A hundred-thousand smackers, that's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: A Death Worse Than Fate
  Zelda: [on phone, using a scarf to muffle her voice] This line better not be traced, my friends, or ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away
  Robin: The riddle itself is pretty basic. A person is a piece of wood when he's a ruler. [Chief O'Ha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: When the Rat's Away, the Mice Will Play
  [answering a riddle]::Batman: Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Thirteenth Hat
  Batman: I know Octave Marbot. I'm sitting for a statue he's making of me.::Robin: Statue? Holy happe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Batman Stands Pat
  Batman: Twelve hats, twelve people. But why, Robin? What comes in twelves?::Robin: Donuts! Ehm, hors...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Joker Goes to School
  Cheerleader I: Hey, Batman, where's Robin?::Batman: [speaking through Bat-bulhorn] Attending school,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul
  Robin: Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie! The chief cheerleader... a member of the Joker's criminal gang! ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: True or False Face
  Bruce Wayne: [after Batman gets off phone] Mr. Ladd, we'll keep you informed and let you know just a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Holy Rat Race
  Leo Gore: I say, there was one little thing you might call peculiar.::Robin: What is it?::Leo Gore: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Purr-fect Crime
  Batman: Robin, you haven't fastened your safety Bat-belt.::Robin: We're only going a couple of block...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Better Luck Next Time
  [Catwoman has Robin trapped]::Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Penguin Goes Straight
  Crook: Jumpin' jeepers! A bulletproof umbrella!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Not Yet, He Ain't
  Eagle Eye: I see ghosts... on a Batcycle!::Robin: Ghosts, huh? I don't think you crooks have the rig...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Ring of Wax
  Robin the Boy Wonder: I can't move my feet! I'm stuck to the floor.::The Riddler: Yes, it's my own c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Give 'Em the Axe
  The Riddler: And Batman... did HE live, too?::Robin: No, you fiend! You've destroyed the finest man ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The Joker Trumps an Ace
  Prescott Belmont: I do believe it's that arch criminal, the Joker!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Batman Sets the Pace
  Henchman #2: [after Batman and Robin walk up out of the chimney] Hey, boss, they're gone!::The Joker...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 27: The Curse of Tut
  Commissioner Gordon: [speaking into intercom] Oh, Bonnie, get me my good friend millionaire Bruce Wa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 28: The Pharaoh's in a Rut
  King Tut: [shouting] While Batman is bounding around in belfry's in far off Egypt, I'll do what I se...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 29: The Bookworm Turns
  The Bookworm: What was I saying before I was interrupted? [the Henchmen all shake their heads unknow...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 30: While Gotham City Burns
  Batman: Chief O'Hara, we haven't one Big Benjamin second to lose!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 31: Death in Slow Motion
  Dick Grayson: [Bruce lays down Bat-phone] What is it, Bruce?::Bruce Wayne: The Riddler.::Bruce Wayne...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 32: The Riddler's False Notion
  Batman: [to Pauline] Stop! surrender! Give yourself up. Or by all that's holy I might forget myself ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 33: Fine Finny Fiends
  Commissioner Gordon: Umbrella's, the absolute sign. We're dealing with that waddling pirate of plund...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 34: Batman Makes the Scenes
  The Penguin: [referring to the Caped Crusaders] They're still breathing. How in the name of purple w...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Shoot a Crooked Arrow
  [last lines]::Narrator: Doth this foul deed spell finis for the Caped Crusaders? Willst the Dynamic ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Walk the Straight and Narrow
  The Archer: By thunder, thee will walk the plank deck.::Dick Grayson: Holy Blackbeard!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Hot Off the Griddle
  Robin: [after being shot with tranquilizer darts] Holy D'Artagnan!::Batman: You've made your point!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Cat and the Fiddle
  Bruce Wayne: Oh, better put five cents in the meter.::Dick Grayson: No policeman is going to give th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Minstrel's Shakedown
  [singing to the tune of "A Wandering Minstrel"]::The Minstrel: A helpful minstrel I, when I see folk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Barbecued Batman?
  The Minstrel: [singing to the tune of "Wait Till the Sun Shines Nellie"] Wait 'til the jailbreak, Ba...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Spell of Tut
  [first lines]::Narrator: A quiet, balmy midnight in Gotham City. Not a creature is stirring, except ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Tut's Case Is Shut
  [last lines]::Police Commissioner James Gordon: So brave, so dependable, and so modest. Rare in men ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Greatest Mother of Them All
  Bruce Wayne: Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street... and into the penitent...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Ma Parker
  Bruce Wayne: You're keeping Ma Parker and her daughter in the same cell block with the boys?::Warden...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Clock King's Crazy Crimes
  Millie Second: You're marvelous, Clock King.::The Clock King: That, my dear, is because I plan every...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Clock King Gets Crowned
  The score for the episode occasionally incorporates the famous Westminster Quarters bell chime, whic...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: An Egg Grows in Gotham
  Egghead: [chuckles wickedly] Eggscelent. I might even go as far as to say: eggsquisite.::[more chuck...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Yegg Foes in Gotham
  Batman: Who are you, citizen?::Jose Jimenez: Oh, my name José Jimenez. And who may I ask are you two...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Devil's Fingers
  Robin: Holy impossibility!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Dead Ringers
  Robin: Holy metronome!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Hizzonner the Penguin
  Robin: Holy disaster area!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Dizzoner the Penguin
  Robin: Holy coffin nails, Batman!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Green Ice
  Chief O'Hara: It seems a pity on a day like this to call out the Caped Crusader.::Commissioner Gordo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Deep Freeze
  Mr. Freeze: After I'm through with this little business, I'm going to execute my plan for the greate...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Impractical Joker
  Robin: Holy vertebroth!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Joker's Provokers
  Robin: Holy hydraulics!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
  Robin: Holy Houdini, where's the commissioner?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds
  Marsha: [after Batman has apprehended her at the end of the episode] Well, I suppose this is the end...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Come Back, Shame
  Robin: Holy jigsaw puzzles!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: It's How You Play the Game
  Robin: Holy guacamole!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 27: The Penguin's Nest
  Lurch: [pops his head out a window as Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside, interrupting h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 28: The Bird's Last Jest
  Robin: Holy flip-flop! What happen to justice?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 29: The Cat's Meow
  Catwoman: [talking to Batman & Robin who are held in the sound-magnifying device] Your eardrums will...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 30: The Bat's Kow Tow
  Catwoman: Batman, if I were to kiss you, would you think I was a bad girl?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 31: The Puzzles Are Coming
  Robin: Holy Hamlet!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 32: The Duo Is Slumming
  Robin: Holy stratosphere!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 33: The Sandman Cometh
  Catwoman: Fresh catnip? At *this* time of night?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 34: The Catwoman Goeth
  Though Batman escapes the Sandman's trap, Robin is left to wander in a deadly maze. A clue leads Bat...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 35: The Contaminated Cowl
  Commissioner Gordon: Who knows what disaster lies ahead when a man of the Mad Hatter's twisted tende...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 36: The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
  Narrator: [narrating] When we said our last fearful farewells to Batman and Robin, the malevolent Ma...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 37: The Zodiac Crimes
  Robin: Holy astronomy!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 38: The Joker's Hard Times
  Robin: Holy astronomy!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 39: The Penguin Declines
  Robin: Holy gambles, Batman!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 40: That Darn Catwoman
  'Lesley Gore' (qv) introduced her hit song "California Nights" (written by Marvin Hamlisch and Howar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 41: Scat! Darn Catwoman
  Robin: Holy diversionary tactic!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 42: Penguin Is a Girl's Best Friend
  Robin: Holy CinemaScope!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 43: Penguin Sets a Trend
  Robin: Holy cliffhanger, Batman!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 44: Penguin's Disastrous End
  Robin: Holy armadillo!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 45: Batman's Anniversary
  [the Dynamic Duo find a note on the front door of the Gotham City Bank, affixed by a spear]::Robin: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 46: A Riddling Controversy
  Riddler: That mealy mouthed faker. Issued a joint statement with Batman and Robin, did he? Ha ha! We...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 47: The Joker's Last Laugh
  Robin: Holy funny bone, the Joker!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 48: The Joker's Epitaph
  Robin: Holy bankruptcy!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 49: Catwoman Goes to College
  Robin: Holy Hollywood!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 50: Batman Displays His Knowledge
  Amber Forever: You're Catwoman.::Catwoman: In the fur....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 51: A Piece of the Action
  Robin: [stuck to an nondetachable glue pad] Holy flypaper, Batman!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 52: Batman's Satisfaction
  Kato: [During the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, R...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 53: King Tut's Coup
  Commissioner Gordon: In times like these there's only one man who can help us solve the problem: Bru...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 54: Batman's Waterloo
  Narrator: [narrating] As you may recall, we last left Batman sealed in an Egyptian sarcaphocus five ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 55: Black Widow Strikes Again
  Black Widow: Dear Heart, you may be caped, and you may be dynamic, but to me you are a crashing bore...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 56: Caught in the Spider's Den
  This was 'Tallulah Bankhead' (qv)'s final role....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 57: Pop Goes the Joker
  Robin: Holy tip off!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 58: Flop Goes the Joker
  Baby Jane Towser: Joker, you could at least untie us. My hands are getting stiff.::The Joker: Of cou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 59: Ice Spy
  Narrator: [narrating] And while the Batmobile glisaades towards police headquarters, Mr. Freeze is h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 60: The Duo Defy
  Mr. Freeze: As soon as that tube is completely frost-covered, which will mean that the caped crackpo...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin
  Batman: Well, we've managed to clip Catwoman's claws once again. She won't be troubling Gotham City ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Ring Around the Riddler
  Riddler: Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Wail of the Siren
  The Siren: I want to become the wickedest woman in Gotham City, and, thus, in the world!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Sport of Penguins
  Chief O'Hara: Brazen bird! I'll wager there's a connection between this and that parasol he stole fr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: A Horse of Another Color
  Batman: I did a little extra-curricular crime-detecting while Dick Grayson was doing his homework....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Unkindest Tut of All
  Narrator: [narrating] Sunday afternoon in Gotham City. A day of rest for everyone, including crimefi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Louie, the Lilac
  Louie the Lilac: Some of the young people of the flower generation will be the future leaders of the...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Ogg and I
  Commissioner Gordon: You two will never get away with this!::Egghead: Oh really, Commissioner, I wis...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: How to Hatch a Dinosaur
  Egghead: What are you doing, Olga, light of my life, my little future wife?::Olga, Queen of the Coss...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
  Robin: Holy ten toes!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Londinium Larcenies
  Bruce Wayne: [to Dick, wearing a Beatle wig, hits a cymbal as the Batphone rings] Cool it, Ringo....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Foggiest Notion
  Robin: You 20th century witch, Lady Peasoup! You know I wouldn't fight a female, even a small army o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Bloody Tower
  Alfred: Thank goodness, Master Robin. I despaired of ever seeing you again.::Robin: The despair was ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
  Catwoman #2: No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrfectly...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Ogg Couple
  Chief O'Hara: The Bulbul Scimitar? The Egg of Ogg?::Commissioner Gordon: That's right, Chief O'Hara,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Funny Feline Felonies
  Robin: Holy special delivery!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Joke's on Catwoman
  Robin: Holy return from oblivion! We're still alive!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Louie's Lethal Lilac Time
  Batman: Tell me something, Batgirl, how did you get out of that vat?::Batgirl: With my Batgirl vat-o...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
  Alfred: [to Batman] Well, good luck, sir. We men are counting on you, you know....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Penguin's Clean Sweep
  Batman: One bite from this fruit fly, Robin, and you might have been asleep for years.::Robin: [gasp...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Great Escape
  Batman: I've got it. What do criminals call a rock?::Robin: Holy karats, a diamond!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Great Train Robbery
  The final fight scene between Batman and Shame is most likely the only time - ever - that the actual...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: I'll Be a Mummy's Uncle
  Robin: Holy hardest metal in the world!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Joker's Flying Saucer
  Joker: This is a unique experience. I've thrilled many a woman, Batgirl, but I never sent one comple...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
  Commissioner Gordon: A Batfight seldom takes more than forty seconds, and they're already half an ho...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Minerva, Mayhem and Millionaires
  [at Minerva's spa]::Batman: Yes, I'm looking forward to Minerva's famous eggplant-jelly vitamin scal...