The Monkees

Not very long running comedy about the extremely Beatles-esque band, The Monkees. The group of four (Micky, Davy, Mike, and Peter) encounter interesting events and tie-in their music with each episode to encompass fast-moving scenes of comedy.

Cast

• Davy Jones
• Micky Dolenz
• Michael Nesmith
• Peter Tork
• Bob Rafelson
• Henry Corden
• David Price
• James Frawley
• David Pearl
• John London
• Roxanne Albee
• Ron Masak
• Maureen Arthur
• Monte Landis
• Severn Darden
• Bing Russell
• Burt Mustin
• Claire Kelly

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Royal Flush
  Davy: [reading a newspaper] Hey fellas, yeah, it's her. It says she's staying at the "Rich Swank Hot...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Monkee See, Monkee Die
  Davy: Hey, what's the matter? We paid the rent the first of September.::Babbitt: Yeah, but that was ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Monkee vs. Machine
  Micky: A Toy Factory, needs unskilled help, in non essential job requiring no experience and no trai...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers
  Nick Trump: Hey, what are you doing, fixing a drink?::Peter: No, I'm just washing my socks....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Spy Who Came in from the Cool
  Boris: A teenager just stopped me and wanted a date.::Madame Olinsky: Teenage girls are very aggress...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Success Story
  Davy: Peter, as my devoted houseboy, what will be your main function?::Peter: I am born to serve my ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Monkees in a Ghost Town
  Mike: Say, you're pretty tough with a gun in your hand, aren't ya?::Lenny: Heh heh, ya think so, huh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
  Babbitt: But don't let me catch you keeping a real werewolf in here!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Chaperone
  Micky: I've had it! I'm through!::Mike: Oh, man, keep your dress on. What's the matter?::Micky: He's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Here Come the Monkees
  TV Interviewer: Doctor Turner, recently in our fair city, there have been many acts of violence comm...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Monkees à la Carte
  Red O'Leary: Fuselli, you're a two timin', double crossin', cigar smokin' rat!::Fuselli: Watch what ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: I've Got a Little Song Here
  Davy: What do you want to do?::Mike: Oh, I don't know. I just thought I'd sort of sit around the hou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: One Man Shy
  Ronnie Farnsworth: I beg your pardon, a gentlemen does not stare at a lady.::Peter: A begger can loo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Dance, Monkee, Dance
  Miss Buntwell: One, two, three, four. Oh, you got a lot of style, Mr. Tork. Never knew anyone who ge...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Too Many Girls
  Davy: Would you care for a spot of tea?::Micky: Rather have a whole cup....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Son of a Gypsy
  Davy: Hey, man, if we don't get The Vulture by midnight, it's curtains for Peter!::Marco: No curtain...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Case of the Missing Monkee
  Peter: Why am I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart once in a while?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: I Was a Teenage Monster
  Micky: [Having given the monster a makeover] Now how does it look?::Mike: He looks like a long-haire...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Find the Monkees
  Jolly Green Giant: Hiya, Monkees. You wanna know what we got in the mail?::Micky: Yes.::Jolly Green ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Monkees in the Ring
  Davy: Don't you want me to be rich and famous?::Peter: I'd rather have you alive and well.::Mike: Ye...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Prince and the Paupers
  Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: I, I, I have come to your country to t-t-try and find a bride. U-under the...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Monkees at the Circus
  [Davy has replaced Victor in the circus' knife-throwing act]::Davy: First, I shall split the apple s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Captain Crocodile
  Micky: Man, we are on the road to suc-cess!::Mike: We're almost at the top of the heights!::Davy: We...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Monkees à la Mode
  Ms. Osbourne: Tell me, Mr. Jones, what do you look for in a girl?::Davy: Well, um, it all depends wh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Alias Micky Dolenz
  Tony: It's no good, Babyface, you're a has-been.::Micky: No, Tony, I WAS a has-been. Now I'm an AM-I...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Monkees Chow Mein
  Micky: [Mickey and Peter are trying to find the door of freedom to escape from the owners of the Chi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 27: Monkee Mother
  Mike: [reading aloud from a document] And what is this? Violation of the housing code 716: illegal s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 28: Monkees on the Line
  Drehdal: Do you say you boys were looking for a job? [the Monkees all shake their heads no] Well, wh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 29: Monkees Get Out More Dirt
  April Conquest: I'm an alumnus at The Laundromatic Institute Of San Radu....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 30: Monkees Manhattan Style
  Peter: How's my heartbeat?::Micky: Fine, but the melody don't make it....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 31: Monkees at the Movies
  Kramm: Now, let's make a picture that teenagers will watch... even in a drive-in....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 32: The Monkees on Tour
  Davy: [teasing a swan] You ain't got no wings, you chicken. I've met your type before. You don't hav...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: A Nice Place to Visit
  [In a showdown with El Diablo]::El Diablo: So, gringo, you have decide to show up.::Micky: Yep. I sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Picture Frame
  Davy: Wow! Hey, fellas, there's policemen outside with the uniforms and the badges and psychadelic l...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Everywhere a Sheik, Sheik
  King Hassaar Yaduin: The palace has seven hundred bedrooms, twenty-two swimming pools and an indoor ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Monkee Mayor
  Mike: Hello, Mayor Motley. My name is Mike Nesmith and I'd like to talk to you about this new parkin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Art for Monkees' Sake
  Peter: [masculin voice] He's in for a lot of trouble!::Micky: [also puttin on a manly voice] Why, ca...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: I Was a 99-Pound Weakling
  Micky: You know, physical beauty isn't enough, I, I guess that's why I fell in love with you, Brenda...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Hillbilly Honeymoon
  [Micky runs in]::Micky: Where's Jud?::Maw Weskitt: Over there.::[Mike runs in]::Mike: Where's Jud?::...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Monkees Marooned
  Leonard Sheldon: Hey kid, come here. Wanna see some real good pictures?::Peter: Oh! Hey, yeah, I'd l...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Card Carrying Red Shoes
  Peter: Don't worry, Natasha; I won't let them take you away. I'll fight to the death to protect you!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Wild Monkees
  Mike: [having just had a nasty reaction to drinking some water] Where did you get that water?::Peter...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: A Coffin Too Frequent
  Mrs. Weatherspoon: Don't be disrespectful to those who have passed beyond!::Micky: It's not The Pass...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Hitting the High Seas
  Micky: Boy, Pete, you sure know how to use your mouth....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Monkees in Texas
  Ben Cartwheel: Hey, uh, water my horse, will you, son?::Davy: Water your horse? I'm not a stable boy...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Monkees on the Wheel
  Micky 'Magic Fingers' Dolenz hits a lucky streak in Vegas, not realizing the roulette table is rigge...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Christmas Show
  Melvin Vandersnoot: Isn't it the height of conformity for both of you to play the same instrument?::...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Fairy Tale
  Peter: Oh fair Princess. I have loved you from afar lo these many moons. May I carry you across the ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Monkees Watch Their Feet
  Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, this evening Raybert Productions and Screen Gems, with its usual lack of...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Monstrous Monkee Mash
  Davy: Gee Lorelei, when you said you lived by the water I didn't think you'd meant the swamp....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Monkee's Paw
  Micky: [as young Mendrek] I came all this way to find The High Llama! Where is he?::Mike: [as The Re...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Devil and Peter Tork
  Mr. Zero: Prosecution rests.::Micky: Then the defense will rest also.::[Micky whips a pillow to his ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Monkees Race Again
  Wolfgang: [counting down] Ten, nine...::Micky: No, no, wait, don't... ten, eh, after ten comes eleve...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Monkees in Paris
  Peter: Listen, guys, guys, listen.::[starts reading a threatening letter]::Peter: We know who you ar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Monkees Mind Their Manor
  Mr. Friar: Davy me lad, I've been asking for you up and down the beach. What's a long haired weirdo?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Some Like It Lukewarm
  Mike: Alright, where's the cash?::Jerry Blavat: Cash? You guys don't even qualify! Where's the girl?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Monkees Blow Their Minds
  Micky: Well, 'bye, Pete. Later, Pete. Listen, don't forget to write, Pete. And remember, the door's ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 26: Mijacogeo
  Davy: What's happened to Peter?::Mike: Well, eh, he's probably not back from his dream yet.::Micky: ...