Zombieland (2009)

Actors: Michael Klastorin (miscellaneous crew), Branislav R. Tatalovic (miscellaneous crew), Larry Gilbert (miscellaneous crew), D.R. Farquharson (miscellaneous crew), Woody Harrelson (actor), Gail Hunter (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Kavanaugh (producer), Steve Warren (actor), Jesse Eisenberg (actor), Robert Hatch (actor), Chris Burns (actor), Bill Murray (actor), John Charles (miscellaneous crew), Greg Tresan (miscellaneous crew), Abigail Breslin (actress),

Plot: Searching for family. In the early twenty-first century, zombies have taken over America. A shy and inexperienced college student in Texas has survived by following his 30 rules: such as "look in the back seat," "double-tap," "avoid public restrooms." He decides to travel to Ohio to see if his parents are alive. He gets a ride with a boisterous zombie-hating good-old boy headed for Florida, and soon they confront a young woman whose sister has been bitten by a zombie and wants to be put out of her misery. The sisters were headed to an LA amusement park they've heard is zombie free. Can the kid from Ohio get to his family? And what about rule thirty one?

Keywords: abandoned-bus, abandoned-car, accidental-killing, actor-playing-himself, amusement-park, anti-hero, banjo, bare-chested-male, baseball-bat, bathroom
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Our land is their land. Welcome to Zombieland. This place is so dead Nut up or shut up. Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs. Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner. Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero. Survival rule #1: Cardio. A comedy that kills.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.::Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to...::Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?

[from trailer]::Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up!

Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.::Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.

Columbus: Fuck this clown.

Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.

Columbus: [to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.

Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?::Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.::Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.::Columbus: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.::Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.

Tallahassee: [Columbus kisses Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck.