Kenny Loggins

Caddyshack II (1988)

Kate Hartounian is a young girl with a snotty rich friend who wants Kate and her father, Jack, to become members at a high-class golf club. Everything is going fine until the current members meet Jack. His application to join is rejected. In retaliation, Jack buys the rights to the club and turns it into an amusement park-type golf club. In order to settle things once and for all, the two sides face off in a golf match.

Keywords: 1980s, box-office-flop, caddy, golf, golf-ball, golf-club, golf-course, golf-movie, golfer, gopher

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Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.::Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.::Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.::Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!::Chandler Young: What is your background?::Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.::Chandler Young: That's three halves.::Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.

Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that?::Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.

Peter Blunt: Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.

Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.::Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?::Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.::Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.::Capt. Tom Everett: ...terminated?::Chandler Young: The less I know about that, the better.::Capt. Tom Everett: Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...::[Everett winces as electricity is heard]::Capt. Tom Everett: ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.

Cynthia Young: [about Jack] The man tried to kill me.::Chandler Young: I'm sure he had his reeasons.

[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]::Cynthia Young: I want to go home.::Chandler Young: Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.::Cynthia Young: But he IS winning!

Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.

Ty Webb: We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.

[Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off]::Peter Blunt: [on phone] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"?

Capt. Tom Everett: In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.::Chandler Young: Captain Everett...::Capt. Tom Everett: Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.