2 Broke Girls (stylized as 2 BROKE GIRL$) is an American television sitcom that debuted on CBS during the 2011–12 television season. The series follows the misadventures of roommates Max and Caroline, both financially poor, and their efforts to start a cupcake business in the Williamsburg area of Brooklyn, New York. The first episode aired at 9:30 pm (E/P) after Two and a Half Men on September 19, 2011. Later episodes followed How I Met Your Mother on Monday nights at 8:30 pm (E/P). The series was created by Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings for Warner Bros. Television. On October 5, 2011 CBS gave a full-season order to the freshman comedy.
On March 14, 2012, CBS announced that 2 Broke Girls would return for a second season during the 2012–2013 television season, moving to the 9:00PM timeslot behind new comedy Partners.
Noah Mills is a Canadian model and actor.
After beginning his career in 2003 at the age of twenty, Mills progressed into working with a number of fashion companies, most notably Willhellmina, from which he received considerable public exposure. In 2004, Mills made his debut as a runway model for the fall Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent collections in Milan and Paris. In early 2005, he signed a contract with Dolce and Gabbana. He has been a fixture at the Dolce & Gabbana, Versace and Michael Kors (for which he has opened since spring 2008, alongside Carmen Kass) shows for many seasons now. In 2009, Mills appeared in the naked D&G Anthology Fragrance campaign with a number of other, established models including Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell and Tyson Ballou. In 2010, he appeared in Sex and the City 2 opposite Kim Cattrall's character, Samantha Jones. Becomes one of the models to star in Lacoste's "new look" campaign in January, a different advertising concept for 2011 under the new tagline, “Unconventional Chic”. The ads were shot by Mert and Marcus showing models wearing the iconic white Lacoste polo shirts worn over fancy black eveningwear.
Katherine Litwack (born June 13, 1986), better known by the stage name Kat Dennings, is an American actress. Emerging with a role in an episode of the HBO dramedy series Sex and the City, Dennings has since appeared in the films The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Big Momma's House 2, Charlie Bartlett, Raise Your Voice, The House Bunny, Defendor, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, and Thor. She also co-stars in the CBS television series 2 Broke Girls.
Dennings was born and raised in the Bryn Mawr area near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Her mother, Ellen Judith Litwack, is a poet and speech therapist, and her father, Gerald J. Litwack, is a molecular pharmacologist and college professor and chairman. Dennings is the youngest of five children, including an older brother, Geoffrey S. Litwack. Her family is Jewish.
Dennings was home schooled; her only enrollment at a traditional school was for a half-day at Friends' Central School. She graduated from high school early, at the age of 14. She moved with her family to Los Angeles, California around 2002 so that she could act full time. She adopted the name Dennings as her professional name when she was younger. According to Dennings, as stated in Interview magazine in 2007, her parents initially considered her idea of pursuing an acting career to be "the worst idea ever".
The clouds didn't look like cotton
They didn't even look like clouds
I was underneath the weather
All my friends look like a crowd
The swimmin' hole was full of rum
And I tried to find out why
All I learned was this, my friend
You got to swim before you fly
I got two girls
One's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart
And one I do not know
Two lonesome dudes on a ugly horse
Passed by not long ago
They asked me where the action was
I said that I did not know
As they disappeared into the brush
I heard the driver say
He's a little slow between the ears
He's always been that way
I got two girls
One's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart
And one I do not know
Jolly Jane just lays around
And listens with her mouth
She's had about a dozen husbands
But the last one just pulled out
Now who's gonna bring her dinner
Through the weary years ahead
All she'll get from me is sympathy
Ain't got time to see she's fed
I got two girls
One's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart
And one I do not know
Cold down on the bayou
They say it's in your mind
But the moccasins are treadin' lee
And leavin' strange designs
The Cajun say the last time
This happened they weren't here
Beaumont's full of penguins
And I'm playin' it by ear
I got two girls
One's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart
By townes van zandt
Well, the clouds didn't look like cotton
They didn't even look like clouds
I was underneath the weather
My friends looked a crowd
The swimmin' hole was full of rum
I tried to find out why
All I learned was this my friend
You got to swim before you fly
I got two girls
One's in heaven and one's below
Oh, one I love with all my heart
And one I do not know.
Two lonesome dudes on an ugly horse
Passed by not long ago
They asked me where the action was
I said I did not know
As they disappeared into the brush
I heard the driver say
He's a little slow between the ears
He's always been that way.
Jolly jane just lays around
And listens with her mouth
She's had about a dozen husbands
But the last one pulled out
Now, who's gonna bring her dinner
Through the weary years ahead
All she'll get from me is sympathy
Got no time to see she's fed.
It's cold down on the bayou
They say it's in your mind
But the moccasins are treadin' ice
And leavin strange designs
Cajuns say the last time
That this happend they weren't here
All beaumont's full of penguins
You are perfection personified
While, frankly, she's undignified
Trust me, she disgusts me, she dares me, she scares me
She bites me, excites me, annoys me, destroys me
And if I say you're beautiful and kind
I can hear her laughing in my mind
Because she mocks me, she shocks me, she sours me, devours me
She chokes me, provokes me, she hates me, she devastates me
I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time
I didn't plan on lying to you
Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head
Don't you think I'm feeling guilty? Well that's not what you said
And you're right, she wears disgusting clothes
And she chews her hair in ways I loathe
But she charms me, she harms me, she fights me, delights me
She breaks me, she takes me, she eats me, she defeats me
I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time
I didn't plan on lying to you
Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need two girls
If I can't have you
One that I can love
To have and to hold
One for at the club
One back at the home
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need a girl that's clean
To bring home to my mom
And one thats got legs that
Are open and long
One that thinks I'm right
One knows that I'm wrong
One that always fights
And throws my clothes on the lawn
One that does laundry
And cooks food in the kitchen
One that says she's sorry
And one just doesn't listen
This girl wears make-up
And that girl's plain
This girl is great
But that girl's insane
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need two girls
If I can't have you
One lives in a house
With a white picket fence
The other, high heels
And a tight mini dress
I need two girls
If I can't have you
One wants a lady killer
And one's dead
One wants to get all
Up in my head
One minds her business
Cause she's self-employed
One's independent
One needs help from a boy
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need two girls
If I can't have you
One that gets jealous
When I try to be free
One that's with the fellas
Everytime that I leave
I need two girls
If I can't have you
This girl's romantic
But that girl is nasty
This girl's a tramp
But then that girl's so classy
One speaks french
And the language of love
The other's bangin on me
Like an African drum
I need two girls
We have to be done
Cause all these girls add up
To like half of your sum
So if you break my heart
Or just be havin some fun
I need two girls
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need two girls
If I can't have you
I need two girls
I need two girls
I need two girls
Hear you are not feeling very well, my sweet Maybell
And I know that you can't see me now
So I made a sound like a distant doctor with a little bell
And some raindrops on your eardrum
A soundtrack for you, musically chemical
But do you feel sound
Do you feel sound
I hear you are not sleeping easy, little Emily
And I know that you just see your wall
So paint this wall
I'm holding a cold camera and waiting for it to click
To find you this instant - what's happening
Are you listening
Can you hear me sing now, child
La, la...
La, la...
I think that you'd just like a song and I wrote the words
I found them in a library
When I was sitting by my shelf
In a book that your sister put me in
A plot with no conflict so as to never resolve
And it never resolved
Never resolved
And it never resolved
Never resolves
Never resolves
La, la, la, la, la...
A-la, la, la, la, la...