Jan 22
Good Show Sir Comments: In the future Olympics, horse-doping has made the equestrian events much more exciting.
Published 1972
Good Show Sir Comments: In the future Olympics, horse-doping has made the equestrian events much more exciting.
Published 1972
January 22nd, 2016 at 12:53 pm
I’ll try to come up with a witty comment later, because I’m too scared right now…
January 22nd, 2016 at 12:59 pm
Bumcider – The Hobo Beverage
January 22nd, 2016 at 1:01 pm
You are an apple. This is the last thing you’ll ever see.
January 22nd, 2016 at 1:17 pm
Back cover. I can now sleep knowing that is not the hero about to get et.
http://www.dpspbs.com/pictures/000552_2.jpg
January 22nd, 2016 at 1:25 pm
On second thought we might have a serious case of perspectiveitis here. Looming beastie might be 6″ high and way in the front.
January 22nd, 2016 at 2:55 pm
There’s that planet from “It Happened in Boston?” Just wandering around from cover to cover.
January 22nd, 2016 at 2:57 pm
“Dobbin! Stop arseing about!”
January 22nd, 2016 at 3:10 pm
C.C. Mac App.
Also supported by Windows.
January 22nd, 2016 at 3:12 pm
After seeing his parents brutally slain, millionaire playhorse Neddy Wayne vowed to put the fear into all criminals and became Bat-Horse. The kid with the gun is Dobbin, the Boy Wonder.
January 22nd, 2016 at 3:16 pm
Female horse-thing road rage.
January 22nd, 2016 at 3:16 pm
The men Outside wanted in – even if they had to destroy their world to make it!
The cover blurb reads like it was generated by a computer. Or perhaps… a Mac App??
January 22nd, 2016 at 5:25 pm
I’m on the outside looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I don’ wanna be, I don’ wanna be left on the outside all alone
Well, I guess I’ve had my day and you let me go my way
Now it’s me who has to neigh-eigh-eigh
(with apologies to Little Anthony and the Imperials)
January 22nd, 2016 at 5:26 pm
I’d always wondered what the flesh-eating horses from the myth of Heracles’ Twelve Labours looked like.
January 22nd, 2016 at 5:42 pm
Considering the title and the blurb, methinks it’s about epic buttrape.
January 22nd, 2016 at 6:02 pm
My Little Fuckup: Mutagens are Magic
January 23rd, 2016 at 9:37 am
@Tom Noir. Maybe the whole thing’s generated and published by the “CC” Mac App? The alternative is that *multiple live human beings* approved “Bumsider” as a title, and I just think that’s a bit far-fetched.
Also, “Never before published”? Oooo, look, future rare collector’s item, even more valuable than a “first time in paperback”!
I like the horse, though.
January 23rd, 2016 at 11:24 am
@RachelJ: of course, of course. But can you talk to it?
January 23rd, 2016 at 11:26 am
All of you have such funny comments. I can’t compete with that! I just wanted to point out that the cover artist is Josh Kirby, known from all of those Discworld covers.
Oh, and that “horse” is scary as hell.
January 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 am
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. EEEEEEEHH!!!
January 23rd, 2016 at 1:01 pm
Bottom right corner: a crashed spaceship. Between it and the wall is a nude woman staring contemplatively at a big blue shiny thing.
@RayP: at first, I thought you presumptive for saying that was a lady horse-thing. Then I noticed the eyelashes.
January 23rd, 2016 at 9:33 pm
Jokes aside… I heartily recommend C.C. MacApp’s short story “And All The World A Grave”, here:
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/23146/23146-h/23146-h.htm
January 24th, 2016 at 10:18 pm
Movie News: In the vein of his sterling remake of Robert Wise’s ‘The Haunting’, Jan de Bont is gonna CGI the s**t outta ‘The Rocking Horse Winner’.
January 25th, 2016 at 11:00 am
“Superlashes From L’Oreal — Extra Long, Extra Glamourous, They Bring Out The Star In You!”
April 18th, 2016 at 1:14 am
The problem is, that English is read left to right. Which means that:
Lancer
Bum
and something that looks like a pair of buttocks
C.C.
are all in a neat line when the page first loads. ðŸ™
April 19th, 2016 at 3:31 am
Hungry Hungry Hippogryphs