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Hammy Comments: I’m not sure how he’s wearing that in outer space…or holding onto a planet, for that matter. But who cares, MUSCLES!
Published 1987
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Hammy Comments: I’m not sure how he’s wearing that in outer space…or holding onto a planet, for that matter. But who cares, MUSCLES!
Published 1987
October 26th, 2015 at 9:20 am
Those lumps and swellings on his right knee are medically worrying.
October 26th, 2015 at 10:41 am
Five volumes later, he went bald.
That blurb simply does not shut up, does it?
October 26th, 2015 at 10:55 am
“And anyone who disrespects my mullet will be pummelled by this planet!”
The characters name is “Hope Hubris”? Bloody hell, no wonder grew up to be a tyrant.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:04 am
Judging by his equipment, he’s been sent by Dyno-Rod.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:07 am
@DaveM: at first glance I thought the character’s name was ‘Killer King’, which would’ve been infinitely preferable.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:27 am
Atlas Drugged
Apparently Hopey is packing two supersoakers and an iPad strapped to his thigh.
October 26th, 2015 at 12:03 pm
@ Dead Stuff: For a waif he looks amazingly unwaifish on the Volume 1 cover.
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1185305029l/1567371.jpg
October 26th, 2015 at 12:23 pm
I. Am. Spocktacus!
(Okay, I’ll get me coat)
October 26th, 2015 at 12:59 pm
From the look of what the outer-space wind is making his cape do, wearing a loincloth was a bold choice. And it’s lucky he gelled his mullet so firmly.
October 26th, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Given that this series is called “Bio of a Space TYRANT”, there’s a perfect explanation for this cover: Propaganda.
After all, was there ever a dictator, strongman or tyrant who wasn’t depicted as a superhuman badass in the art of their own country while in power?
Short answer: No.
October 26th, 2015 at 4:59 pm
“Bio of a Space Tyrant”? Oh. I thought it said “Bid” of a Space Tyrant, and I figured he’d just gotten that planet, the gun and maybe the haircut at auction. And he’d gotten a good deal because everyone else was afraid to bid against him. And that’s why he’s so proud.
October 26th, 2015 at 6:53 pm
This…er…doesn’t seem to me to be much of a solution to the Syrian refugee crisis. Ah, but, feel free to disagree.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Hope Hubris was very proud of his mullet, but after losing his hair later in life became known by the nickname Shaun Schadenfreude.
October 27th, 2015 at 5:03 pm
What really went on in Mitt Romney’s mind when he imagined himself as a credible Presidential candidate.
October 27th, 2015 at 6:20 pm
Could we please add a new tag: “Buffalo Shot”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buffalo+shot
…or in this case: “Dingle Dangle” or “Wang Hang” or “Ball Fall”.
October 27th, 2015 at 7:29 pm
White men can’t jump.
October 30th, 2015 at 2:09 pm
“Bio”? Really?
November 2nd, 2015 at 7:43 am
Killer. King. Interstellar terror… but first, he was an accountant named Melvin Podznofsky.
November 2nd, 2015 at 8:29 am
(Police central, 9:am)
“Sir, there’s a disturbing rumour from the inexplicable slum are all our sci-fi cities have”
‘What’s the rumour?’
“Well, they’re saying there’s a homeless waif around.”
‘Damn! I want three teams of guards, heavily armed. Team one will prevent unauthorised access to the gyms, Team two will guard all legal steroid sources and come down hard on the illegal ones’
“And team three sir?”
‘They’ll be protecting the hairdressers, god help us if the waif gets his hands on some conditioner and a styling wand’
November 10th, 2015 at 12:00 am
Killer. King. Interstellar terror… but first, he was a Harlem Globetrotter.