Sep 29
Click for full imageSo I climbed over the mountain peak and made my way through the snow storm. I was close to death and feared I may never see another living soul again. Then I stumbled on the temple, and the great master. There he leaned forward from his mediation. Placing a single flower petal in my hand he whispered, ‘shoulder pads’. It changed my life.
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September 29th, 2009 at 8:16 am
I’m so tired.
Note the total original quote on the front cover. Obviously written by Orson each time he reads one of this series.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Gosh, your up bright and early this morning!
I am in awe of the shoulder pads, I don’t think I can even contemplate any other part of the picture (please, lets just not even mention the tights). I have always wondered how people with such amazing shoulder protrusions can reach stuff just over their heads.
‘They can fight any evil, defeat any enemy as long as its not above shoulder height!’
September 29th, 2009 at 9:16 am
I’m still an hour ahead in another country, so not too early
The tights are amazing too! You could count their spare change, as you say.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Soldier1: Sir, why do we need these really heavy shoulder pads?
Soldier2: Why they’re to protect our vital organs – our shoulders
Soldier1: But what about our heads?
Soldier2: Helmets would ruin our awesome hair do’s
Soldier1: But why the tights?
Soldier2: I love you….
Soldier1: …
September 29th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Soldier 1: So you didn’t see where my sleeves went?
Soldier 2: Nope. Sorry.
Soldier 1: Are you sure you didn’t see where my sleeves went?
Soldier 2: No, I was gelling my hair…
Soldier 1…walks off in a huff.
Soldier 2 whips out the sleeves and tucks them into her shoulder pads.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Soldier 1: You said everyone would be in fancy dress.
Soldier 2: Yes?
Soldier 1: They’re not…
Soldier 2: They are just jealous
Soldier 1: Of our shoulder pads?
Soldier 2: And your leggings.
Soldier 1: Hey… you said they were mens leg warmers.
Soldier 2: I lied…
September 29th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Soldier 2: Thanks for keeping my socks warm for me.
Soldier 1: No problem, that’s what friends are for.
Soldier 2: Let’s kick some arse and then I’ll have ‘em back.
Soldier 1: Would you mind if I had a fag first?
Soldier 2: Good idea, they’re in my left shoulder pad. Lighter’s in the right. Help yourself. I’ll keep a look out for the anti-smoking Nazis.
Soldier 1: Why the bloody hell they didn’t design pockets into these uniforms, I’ll never know.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Soldier 2: Forget the pockets… I really gotta pee. Anything in the shoulder pads for that?
Soldier 1: No, i told you to go before we left.
Soldier 2: But i need to go now…
September 29th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
That guy is totally Van Damme.
July 16th, 2010 at 6:38 am
A slanted jack makes changing tyres very difficult indeed. But it’s nothing a good mechanic won’t be able to remedy.
July 16th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Excellent comments. I think we need to get it going again:
Soldier 1: Don’t look now. But I think our fashion sense is killing the plants behind us.
July 16th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Soldier 2: What plants? I thought those were perimeter defences launched from our shoulder pads.
December 20th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Color-Blind Jack