Nobody Loves Fat G (2013)

Actors: Jack Vecchio (actor), David Oleary (editor), David Oleary (producer), Mollie Kellogg (actress), Mollie Kellogg (producer), Mollie Kellogg (writer), Mollie Kellogg (writer), Mollie Kellogg (director), Lacey Oleary (actress), Yoni Baker (actor), Käthe Larick (actress), Christina Montuori (actress), Bethany Rangel (actress), Hank Gross (actor), T. Collins Logan (actor),

Plot: Bombarded by infomercial advertising promising happiness, acceptance and love, G the Incognito Witch, begins her trial-and-error search for a form of fitness that will bring these rewards. The Incognito Witch is a character inspired by the artwork of Mollie Kellogg.

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

A Sister's Revenge (2013)

Actors: Larry Day (actor), Pierre David (producer), Tom Berry (producer), Paul Finnigan (actor), Stefan Wodoslawsky (producer), Josée Bernard (producer), Neil Bregman (producer), Richard Bowers (composer), Sean Tucker (actor), Brooke Burns (actress), Curtis Crawford (director), Cinthia Burke (producer), Cinthia Burke (actress), Ashley Jones (actress), Ken Proulx (actor),

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,

Nobody Loves Fat G (2013)

Actors: Jack Vecchio (actor), David Oleary (editor), David Oleary (producer), Mollie Kellogg (actress), Mollie Kellogg (producer), Mollie Kellogg (writer), Mollie Kellogg (writer), Mollie Kellogg (director), Lacey Oleary (actress), Yoni Baker (actor), Käthe Larick (actress), Christina Montuori (actress), Bethany Rangel (actress), Hank Gross (actor), T. Collins Logan (actor),

Plot: Bombarded by infomercial advertising promising happiness, acceptance and love, G the Incognito Witch, begins her trial-and-error search for a form of fitness that will bring these rewards. The Incognito Witch is a character inspired by the artwork of Mollie Kellogg.

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

AIR: The Musical (2010)

Actors: Joel Thingvall (actor), Jeremy Osbern (director), Jeremy Osbern (writer), Jeremy Osbern (producer), Ari Bavel (actor), Kevin Willmott (actor), Chris Blunk (writer), Chris Blunk (actor), Chris Blunk (producer), Josh Robison (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey Palmer (actor), Ric Averill (actor), Robert Hubbard (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Toplikar (miscellaneous crew), Andrea Kennedy (actress),

Plot: Three musical stories of people who feel out of place in the world, and their longing to find a connection with someone else. A middle aged African American sings to a new love in a country western bar, a young goth girl sings a 50s style ballad as she wanders the streets with a broken heart, and a punk croons a modern doo wop at a punk rock show.

Keywords: independent-film, kansas, kansas-city, song
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: There is a rhythm to life, and when six people lose touch with that current, their worlds come physically crashing down around them in this dramatic, romantic comedy musical.

The Pretty Boy Project (2006)

Actors: Janet Vincent Lee (actress), Justin Wade (actor), Jason Uson (editor), Moni Boyce (producer), Portis Hershey (actor), Monique Barrett (actress), Kevin John (actor), Matthew Harris (actor), T. Ashanti Mozelle (actor), David Manigault (actor), Jmeka Cherrel (actress), Brandy Vital (actress), Desi Green (producer), Claudis Bridgforth (actor), Tony Tucker (actor),

Plot: Is this your Mother's love story? No. Not really. Perhaps it's a story of hope? Let's hope not. Is it a story about achieving the impossible? HELL NO! It's a quirky, off centered tale of a nomadic mother and her three metro-sexual street-hustling sons. Welcome to Oakland. Home of hard scowls, hard gangsta rap, and even harder times. Armed with their pretty hair, pretty smiles, and a Pretty last name, Jermaine, Jerome, and Tracy Pretty lure Oakland's most flamboyant thug, and defender of all things "hard", into a duel TO THE DEATH! Okay... maybe it's not to the death, but it's for ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! And a thousand bucks buys a shit load of beauty products. And we all know how every Pretty Boy needs his beauty products...

Keywords: beauty-products, brother-brother-relationship, double-dutch, family-relationships, gangsta, independent-film, jumprope, metrosexual, mother-son-relationship, motor-home
Genres: Comedy, Short, Sport,

Quotes:

Jimmy: I already asked her if it was dartin' or starin' and she specifically told me that your punk ass was starin'.

Lisa: I just came 'cuz I thought that we were gonna go to the store to get a pickle.

Jermaine: I also have an affinity for old soul ballads, figure skating, and spotted unicorns.

Tracy: Yeah, we like Brazilian models who speak Portuguese and say sexy Brazilian words like... SEX. But in Portuguese.

Three to Tango (1999)

Actors: Kelly Rowan (actress), Graeme Revell (composer), Barbara Gordon (actress), Rick Gomez (actor), Oliver Platt (actor), Bruce Berman (producer), Neve Campbell (actress), Cylk Cozart (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), Matthew Perry (actor), Roger Dunn (actor), Dylan McDermott (actor), John C. McGinley (actor), Ken Dhaliwal (miscellaneous crew), Unjoo Lee Byars (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A rich businessman, Dylan McDermott, mistakenly believes that Matthew Perry, who is bidding on a $90 million restoration contract, is gay and asks him to keep tabs on his mistress, Neve Campbell. Perry, who is not gay, falls for Neve in a big way but she thinks he's gay.

Keywords: architect, award, chicago-illinois, closeted-homosexual, football-player, gay-interest, glass-blower, hit-in-the-crotch, homosexual, interracial-relationship
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: All's fair in the war of love.

Quotes:

[on being told he's been selected as gay man of the year]::Oscar Novak: I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.

Oscar Novak: [on the phone to his shocked but supportive mother] I'm not gay. I just have to pretend to be gay for work.

Peter Steinberg: You've made your big gay bed and now you must slumber gaily in it!

[When Peter clicks his pen, it's supposed to signal to Oscar that he's rambling]::Oscar Novak: Hey, you have a Buddha! Oh, I love Buddhas.::[Peter clicks his pen]::Oscar Novak: They're like bright, cheery, naked Asian Santas.::[Sound of clicking pen]::Oscar Novak: You know, I had a buddy in college whose name was Bob and we used to call him "Buddha Bob" because he was kind of fat and he liked to walk around naked.::[More pen clicking]::Oscar Novak: We used to rub his belly for luck.::[Frantic pen clicking. Oscar gets the hint]::Oscar Novak: Anyway... I love Buddha.::[awkward pause]::Oscar Novak: He rocks.

Oscar Novak: Mum's the word. The word is mum.

[viewing a photograph of the Bosnian flag painted on someone's nude bottom]::Oscar Novak: I had no idea things were so hairy in Bosnia.

Amy: How are your balls?::Oscar Novak: They're fine. Thanks for asking.

[Peter is standing with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo]::Oscar Novak: What the hell happened to your head?::Peter Steinberg: I've been here for nine hours. I got bored.::Oscar Novak: You're a very strange man. Now, will you get out of my apartment?::Peter Steinberg: What happened? Oscy... Oscy... it's six in the morning.::Oscar Novak: It was awful, okay? As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. THEN, she elbowed me in the face. THEN, we both threw up. THEN, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.::Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.::Oscar Novak: Pretty much.

Oscar Novak: [Peter is stood with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo] What the hell happened to your hair?::Peter Steinberg: You were gone for nine hours. I got bored. What happened?::Oscar Novak: It was a disaster. First our cab exploded, then I got hit in the face, then we both threw up, *then* she rammed a car handle into my balls. The whole night was a disaster.::Peter Steinberg: You fell in love with her.::Oscar Novak: Pretty much.

Peter Steinberg: Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt?

Warfreak (1998)

Actors: Veronique Del Rosario-Corpus (producer), Vic del Rosario Jr. (producer), Augusto Victa (actor), Brenda M. Bayhon (producer), Joonee Gamboa (actor), Vicente G. del Rosario III (producer), Cesar Montano (actor), Cris Aguilar (actor), Jess Lapid Jr. (actor), Josie Tagle (actress), Rez Cortez (actor), Soliman Cruz (actor), Rey Solo (actor), Cesar Montano (producer), Hermie Go (producer),

Genres: Action, Drama,

My Tutor (1983)

Actors: Crispin Glover (actor), Kevin McCarthy (actor), Michael Yama (actor), Kitten Natividad (actress), Lyle Kanouse (actor), Arlene Golonka (actress), John Vargas (actor), Katt Shea (actress), Sidney Wolinsky (editor), George Bowers (director), Jewel Shepard (actress), Steven J. Wolfe (miscellaneous crew), Kathryn Zatarga (miscellaneous crew), Derek Partridge (actor), Marilyn Tokuda (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: High school senior Bobby Chrystal fails his French class, which will block him from entering Yale. His rich, authoritarian father hires an attractive 29-year-old to tutor Bobby over the summer and help him pass a make-up exam. While Bobby's friends lead him away into strange excursions aimed at losing their virginities, Bobby finds all the extracurricular activities he needs with his new tutor.

Keywords: aerobics-class, age-difference, alcohol, bare-breasts, bathtub, birthday, birthday-party, buxom, chase, convertible
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: School's out...But Bobby's education has just begun

Quotes:

Sylvia: [while getting it on in the backseat of a car, hears motorcycle coming] Aw, shit!::Bobby Chrystal: What?::Sylvia: It's my boyfriend.::Bobby Chrystal: Your boyfriend?::Sylvia: Ha-ha-ha. Well... actually... we're engaged to be married. He HATES when I do this, ha-ha-ha. Last guy he caught, he dragged behind his bike... in chains. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, don't worry. It was only over dirt!

Billy: You guys are ridiculous! I mean, I can't believe it! You don't even get laid in a whorehouse!

Terry Green: What does Bobby want?::Mr. Chrystal: He's too young to know what he wants.

Billy: Sue Ann, would you care to dance with me?::Sue Ann: [coldly] No, thank you.::Billy: Then I suppose a blow job is just COMPLETELY out of the question.

Bobby Chrystal: Why don't you pick on someone your own age?

Terry Green: I'm sorry that I hit you.::Bobby Chrystal: I wished you would have shot me.

Little Laura and Big John (1973)

Actors: Karen Black (actress), Fabian (actor), Ray Barrett (actor), Paul Gleason (actor), Mal Jones (actor), Ken Miller (actor), Betty Kerwin (miscellaneous crew), Phil Philbin (actor), Bill Walker (composer), Jim Fowler (actor), Jerry Albert (actor), Julian Voloshin (actor), Tony Romano (actor), Rick Allen (miscellaneous crew), Rick Allen (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: ... They'll Steal Into Your Heart -- Then Shoot Their Way Out!