Fred On Everything Columns
All Fred On Everything columns, most-recent first:
- 654 - FOE Changes Homes
- 653 - Patrioitism
- 652 - Can Scientists Think?
- 651 - More Fun in Baltimore
- 650 - The Warrior Ethos
- 649 - A Purple Afternoon
- 648 - Ballmer at War
- 647 - The Meat Bourse
- 646 - Messkins
- 645 - Vassar?
- 644 - Purity of Soul
- 643 - Secession?
- 643 - Against Marriage
- 642 - Plinking Cops
- 641 - Programming Girls
- 640 - Intelligent Votes!
- 639 - Poon U.
- 638 - Cometh the Censor
- 637 - Economics Explained
- 636 - Mideast Facts
- 635 - Female Marines
- 634 - Paris and Diversity
- 633 - Ethnicity in California
- 632 - Solving the Cop Problems
- 631 - Fraudulent Cubans
- 630 - Entrenched Racism
- 629 - The News Racket
- 628 - The Why of Ferguson
- 627 - Rebellion of 2019
- 626 - Latin Horror
- 625 - On Culture
- 624 - Black Power
- 623 - Southern Sinfulness
- 622 - Glorifying Hitler
- 621 - Real-Life Policing
- 620 - Gapple and Oogle
- 619 - Wunxputl
- 618 - A High School Story
- 617 - Illegal Latinos
- 616 - Web Flak
- 615 - From the Drains
- 614 - Burn, Ferguson, Burn
- 613 - Weimar
- 612 - Derbyshire
- 611 - Israel
- 610 - Armpits
- 609 - A Biopsy
- 608 - Darwin's Night
- 607 - Meskin Intelligence
- 606 - The Bergdahl Thing
- 605 - Press Credentials
- 604 - Vertebrate Privilege
- 603 - A Troublesome Inheritance
- 602 - Without a Clue
- 601 - Upshot on Boys
- 600 - A Laudable Racism
- 599 - A Medical Disaster
- 598 - Urinals
- 597 - White Guys
- 596 - Crimea
- 595 - Ignorance
- 594 - Peru
- 593 - Dixie
- 592 - Lawnorder
- 591 - Intelligence
- 590 - Frost Princesses
- 589 - A Soul
- 588 - Useless Gummint
- 587 - Athens Childhood
- 586 - Illusions
- 585 - Racial Amity
- 584 - Maureen Sigh, Dowd
- 583 - Purple Father
- 582 - No More Evolution
- 581 - Iron Law
- 580 - Darwin´s Fly
- 579 - Veterans Day
- 578 - More on School
- 577 - Valentines
- 576 - Ideas
- 575 - Justice Supernal
- 574 - Swindling Vets
- 573 - Fighter Mafia
- 572 - Military Reformers
- 571 - A Fighter is Born
- 570 - Oncology
- 569 - Surrender
- 568 - College, Correctly
- 567 - Martial Ramblings
- 566 - Multiculturalism
- 565 - Out and About
- 564 - Dirty Pictures!
- 563 - Resegregation
- 562 - Zimmerman
- 561 - Making Sense
- 560 - Riots
- 559 - YouSSR
- 558 - Sanctifying Pedro
- 557 - Eternal War
- 556 - New Women
- 555 - Latin America
- 554 - Apples and PCs
- 553 - Terror
- 552 - Elitism!
- 551 - Screw the Troops
- 550 - Marrying Abroad
- 549 - Social Policy
- 548 - Poverty
- 547 - The View from Abroad
- 546 - Machismo
- 545 - Guns
- 544 - Amnesty
- 543 - Bar Girls
- 542 - Septimius Severus
- 541 - Marry Abroad
- 540 - Soviet Asylum
- 539 - Squead Car Dreams
- 538 - Soldiering
- 537 - Croaking
- 536 - Language
- 535 - Romnibus
- 534 - A Surrender
- 533 - President Fred
- 332 - White Girl Bleed a Lot
- 531 - More Confusion
- 530 - No Hope
- 529 - White Demise
- 528 - Soap Opera Over Kabul
- 527 - God Exists
- 526 - The Eye of Sauron
- 525 - Fido Reconsidered
- 524 - Race Hucksters
- 523 - Love of Country
- 522 - Mexican IQ
- 521 - Understanding Economics
- 520 - Fred Is Racist
- 519 - Thievish Danskebank
- 518 - More M
- 517 - Enstupidation
- 516 - Race War
- 515 - Cops and Race
- 514 - We Are Screwed
- 513 - Receding Tide
- 512 - More Fun Atrocities
- 511 - Two Narratives
- 510 - Terrorists
- 509 - Hard-boiled
- 508 - Wetbacks
- 507 - Machismo
- 506 - More Candidates
- 505 - Candidates
- 504 - Urinals
- 503 - Emptying Dodge
- 502 - Justice at Last
- 501 - Republicans
- 500 - 1955
- 499 - Oo-rah
- 498 - Confession
- 497 - A Conversation with Hant
- 496 - Tea Party
- 495 - Drug Skirmish
- 494 - Brain Rot
- 493 - Mexico Fades
- 492 - Publishing Racket
- 491 - Race, Again
- 490 - Around Town
- 489 - Racial Worries
- 488 - Into Central America
- 487 - Disengagement
- 486 - White Males
- 485 - White Trash
- 484 - Darwin, Sort Of
- 483 - Come to Jesus
- 482 - Our Sexual Future
- 481 - On Patriotism
- 480 - Divided America
- 479 - How We Were
- 478 - Let's Avoid Race!
- 475 - On Losing Wars
- 474 - Checking Out Mexico
- 473 - Farewell Joe Bageant
- 472 - American History 101
- 471 - Clotting We Will Go
- 470 - Screw the Troops
- 469 - Fred to Rule Country
- 468 - Intelligence Agencies
- 467 - Rumble in Egypt
- 466 - What America Doesn't Know
- 465 - FOXghanistan
- 464 - The Underside
- 463 - Monkey Trap
- 462 - In the Andes
- 461 - The Coming Storm
- 460 - The Spreading Asylum
- 459 - Let's Invade Mexico!
- 458 - Mexican Links
- 457 - Let's Attack Iran!
- 456 - Guad Bar
- 455 - Caboose
- 454 - Squid
- 453 - Mexico
- 452 - A Grand Adventure
- 451 - Child Abuse
- 450 - Burning the Koran
- 449 - Freedom
- 448 - Wikileaks
- 447 - Killing Feels So Good
- 446 - We Are Doomed
- 445 - Hooking Up
- 444 - Extinction
- 443 - Commentator's Disease
- 442 - Mexico and Drugs
- 441 - The General Speaks
- 440 - The Consulate, Gaudalajara
- 439 - IQ
- 438 - Darwin
- 437 - Mississippi Schools
- 436 - TSA Again
- 435 - Panty Scanners
- 434 - End of Santa
- 433 - A Mahogany Bubble
- 432 - In the Himalayas
- 431 - Ethyl and Hillary
- 430 - American Airlines
- 429 - Afghanistan
- 428 - Street Trades
- 427 - Dead Marine
- 426 - TSA
- 425 - Horror in Mexico
- 424 - Our Glorious Leaders
- 423 - Hagvacas
- 422 - Joan Baez
- 421 - AIPAC
- 420 - Damocles
- 419 - Snapshot
- 418 - Swine Flu!
- 417 - Messin' in Mexico
- 416 - Drugs and Mexico
- 415 - Gaza
- 415 - Tom's Bar
- 414 - The Value of Honor
- 413 - Big Rays
- 412 - Conservatives
- 411 - Bastards
- 410 - Air Power Explained
- 409 - Federal Porn
- 408 - Military
- 407 - Mexico
- 406 - McCain's Head
- 405 - Fred For Prez
- 404 - The Election
- 403 - Shwei Gwo Syau Jye
- 402 - Pit Bulls and Pentagon
- 401 - Walden Updated
- 400 - Katrina South
- 399 - AIPAC and Israel
- 398 - Guns for Defense
- 397 - Marrying Up
- 396 - Sex and Head Space
- 395 - Jim Webb for VP
- 394 - Passing the Torch
- 393 - Toilet Seats
- 392 - More Darwin
- 391 - Testifying Generals
- 390 - Immigration Fun
- 389 - The Fools of Aprils
- 388 - Scoping Out Pepe
- 387 - Outsourcing
- 386 - Democracy, If Any
- 385 - Immigration
- 384 - Illusion of Competence
- 383 - Eeek!
- 382 - Death in Mexico
- 381 - My Days with Rommel
- 380 - Walphie at War
- 379 - Fidel and Me
- 378 - Race and Crime
- 377 - A New Dark Age
- 376 - Mayonnaise
- 375 - Immigration
- 374 - Party in Joco
- 373 - A Racial Lynching
- 372 - Taking a Break
- 371 - Brains
- 370 - Another South
- 369 - A Dog to its Vomit
- 368 - Socialized Medicine
- 367 - Crimes of Jews
- 366 - Desegregation
- 365 - Comics as Education
- 364 - Darwin and Banana Boobs
- 363 - Galapagos
- 362 - Rape in Tennessee
- 361 - The Country Today
- 360 - Deer Hunting with Jesus
- 359 - Economics
- 358 - Airbitchery
- 357 - Hant Agin' Terror
- 356 - Not Finding Brains
- 355 - Intelligence
- 354 - Politics as Perversion
- 353 - Honor, If Any
- 352 - Fleecing Uncle Patsy
- 351 - The Moslem Wars
- 350 - A Conversation with Bush
- 349 - Tiresome Paranoia
- 348 - A Misplaced Pagan
- 348 - The National Character
- 347 - Security as Theater
- 346 - Victory Infallible
- 345 - Hangmen of the Arts
- 344 - Sex and Discrimination
- 343 - Ivy Blindness
- 342 - Killing GIs
- 341 - Turning Fifteen in Mexico
- 340 - Drunk in Mexico
- 339 - Night of the Dead
- 338 - Peeing on Hydrants
- 337 - Can Israel Last?
- 336 - A Study In Rot
- 335 - Awaiting The Rebellion
- 334 - Cultural Psychiatry
- 331 - Fred, Narcotrafficante
- 330 - Fred's Terror Report
- 329 - Austin: How We Were
- 328 - Radical Feminists
- 327 - Bush, Yet
- 326 - When I Was Tom Sawyer
- 325 - Abolishing Universities
- 324 - The Boy Crisis
- 323 - Travel Ain't What It Was
- 322 - The Nights With Lanc
- 321 - Marsupials at Harvard
- 320 - A Changing America
- 319 - Thoughts On Mexico
- 318 - Thoughts on War
- 317 - Multiculturalism
- 316 - Eighth Grade in Mexico
- 315 - Playing At Manhood
- 314 - Mexican Immigration Law
- 313 - The Hills of Mexico
- 312 - In Darkest Africa
- 311 - Thoughts On Hornets
- 310 - Stolen Viagra, Yet
- 309 - Fred's House
- 308 - Bush Babies
- 307 - In Search Of Darkness
- 306 - The War Against Religion
- 305 - Eternity And Pickletops
- 304 - A Colony Again
- 303 - Intelligent Design
- 302 - New Year In Guad
- 301 - Israel And The Press
- 300 - In Favor Of Extermination
- 299 - Who Wants Diversity?
- 298 - Soldiers and the Press
- 297 - Will Someone Marry Maureen?
- 296 - Death of the Media
- 295 - Paris Burns
- 294 - Brass Pole In Bsngkok
- 293 - PMS
- 292 - Yet More Evolution
- 291 - The Excuse of Poverty
- 290 - Wanna Enlist?
- 289 - Eye-Balling China
- 288 - Looting In New Orleans
- 287 - Thoughts on Slavery
- 286 - Terror in D.C.
- 285 - How To Bail To Mexico
- 284 - Community Policing
- 283 - A Dangerous Woman
- 282 - Things In Heaven And Earth
- 281 - Hant Ponders Furrin Policy
- 280 - Dumb-Ass Stamps In Mexico
- 279 - Chain Saws
- 278 - What Price Iraq?
- 277 - The Chinese Tide
- 276 - Dissolving The Social Contract
- 275 - The Praise Of Rednecks
- 274 - Pitying The Poor
- 273 - Tossing Democracy
- 272 - How We Were
- 271 - Marriage in Mexico, Etc.
- 270 - The Path Of Democracy
- 269 - Reflections On A Funeral
- 268 - Twisted And Twisteder
- 267 - Fredwin On Evolution
- 266 - Hunter Thompson
- 265 - Wussyism At Harvard
- 264 - Marrying Mommy
- 263 - Life In Guadalajara, Sort OF
- 262 - Objective News
- 261 - An Early Literate American
- 260 - Libs And Cons
- 259 - Down With Schools
- 258 - The Death Of Newspapers
- 257 - War's Other Price
- 256 - A Visit To Washington
- 255 - Fred On The Election
- 254 - Fred Endorses Hillary
- 253 - Psychotherapy
- 252 - Death Of The Schools
- 251 - Fredwitz On War
- 250 - The Nature Of Mexican Immigration
- 249 - Solutions From Fred
- 248 - The Jews
- 247 - The Telescreen
- 246 - Cluesless In Bagdad
- 245 - In Praise Of Mexicanas
- 244 - Fred: Mostly Useless
- 243 - On Escaping Democracy
- 242 - Cave Diving
- 241 - Why Fred Be Slow
- 240 - Crimes of Israel
- 239 - Ilsa Koch Gets Kotched
- 238 - The Underclass
- 237 - The Media As Grey Sludge
- 236 - Democracy Explodes Over Iraq
- 235 - The Feminization Of America
- 234 - Nowhere To Hide
- 233 - Governmental Uselessness
- 232 - Lockstep Thinking On Evolution
- 231 - Gay Marriage
- 230 - Uppity White Male
- 229 - Anybody Seen America?
- 228 - Grotesque Self-Promotion
- 227 - Faking Democracy
- 226 - Criminality At NASA
- 225 - The Decline Of English
- 224 - Peddling Ourselves To Death
- 223 - Green Kid Loose In America
- 222 - Crime South Of The Rio Bravo
- 221 - Maybe We Ain’t Bin Ladened
- 220 - Loose in Bangkok
- 219 - Scamming Blacks
- 218 - Uncle Hant And The Law
- 217 - Universities And Athletes Foot
- 216 - Fooling Around In Laos
- 215 - Fred For President
- 214 - Istanbul
- 213 - The Mess in Potamia
- 212 - Sunsets And Mosquito Hawks
- 211 - Apple Pie And Psilocybin
- 210 - More On Mexico
- 209 - Questions Of Faith
- 208 - Deserved Contempt
- 207 - Instinct And Society
- 206 - Our Lousy Airlines
- 205 - Asians And American Research
- 204 - Why Not To Get Married
- 203 - The Surveillance State
- 202 - The National SitCom
- 201 - Hitching Ron And Sara
- 200 - "Whiteness Studies"
- 199 - Dwarf Tossing
- 198 - The Uses Of Patriotism
- 197 - Expatriating: A View
- 196 - Golf And Feminism
- 195 - Achieving Bovocracy
- 194 - Grocery Rack Literature
- 193 - France And War
- 192 - Schooling And The Two Cultures
- 191 - Dark Night In Mexico
- 190 - Copyright And Police Powers
- 189 - Grand Canyon
- 188 - War On Autopilot
- 187 - 1953
- 186 - Diving In St. Maarten
- 185 - Playing Harvard's Organ
- 184 - Essaying Empire
- 183 - The Appeal Of War
- 182 - Building Semi-Literates
- 181 - The United States As International Mother-In-Law
- 180 - What's A White Guy To Do?
- 179 - Watering Jane Fonda
- 178 - A Country Eating Itself
- 177 - The Automaticity Of Resegregation
- 176 - The Nature Of Net Journalism
- 175 - The Supreme Court
- 173 - Cathouse Journalism
- 172 - The Suicide Of Marlboro Man
- 171 - Partying In Mexico
- 170 - Left And Right Together
- 169 - Birthing The Ogpu
- 168 - Dropping The Golden Gate
- 167 - Horror And The Air Force
- 166 - Night Train Back Then
- 165 - A Sniper And National Character
- 164 - Thoughts On A Soon Expatriation
- 163 - Thoughts On Environmentalism
- 162 - Smallpox For Everyone
- 161 - Night Shift On Route 301
- 160 - A Well-Regulated State
- 159 - Bin Laden Day
- 158 - Expatting We Will Go
- 157 - Flogging The Kaboom
- 156 - Steve Hatfill And Anthrax
- 155 - How Stable Is America?
- 154 - The Ascension Of Wunxputl
- 153 - Military Reflections
- 152 - Madison Avenue And Killer Slugs
- 151 - Marx In Disguise
- 150 - To Marry Or Not
- 149 - Racial Condescension
- 148 - A Subliminal War
- 147 - Going Faster And Faster
- 146 - Doing The DC Bob
- 145 - Hillary Comes To Florida
- 144 - The Legal System, If Any
- 143 - Exploding At The Airport
- 142 - Immigration And Ebola
- 141 - Hant Explains Space Aliens
- 140 - Women And Accountability
- 139 - Race, Evolution, And Behavior
- 138 - Cannibalism In The Ivy League
- 137 - Outlawing Childhood
- 136 - Nuking New York
- 135 - Women In Combat
- 134 - Queer Studies At Hahvud
- 133 - Airline Security: We Aren't Serious
- 132 - Posing In The Pluke Bucket
- 131 - Whither The Military?
- 130 - Violence And Plastic Soldiers
- 129 - Approximating Democracy
- 128 - Race And Basketball
- 127 - The Attitudes Of Blacks
- 126 - Abolishing Christmas
- 125 - Pondering Web Journalism
- 124 - Managing Us
- 123 - The Plague Of Self-Esteem
- 122 - A Conspiracy For Fred
- 121 - Safened To Death
- 120 - Sex Finally Explained
- 119 - Reading About Afghanistan
- 118 - More On The Death Of The Schools
- 117 - Why White Men Prefer Asian Women
- 116 - American Schools Go Crazy
- 115 - In Favor Of Discourtesy
- 114 - Hant On Policy. If Any.
- 113 - Terrorism: Where Are We Going?
- 112 - The Tide From The South
- 114 - The Trade Center
- 113 - Training Neutered Poodles
- 112 - The Great California Custom-Mower Craze
- 111 - Imposing Common Decency
- 110 - Hant Explains Democracy
- 109 - Reparations For Slavery, Yesss!
- 108 - Storm Sewers And Bottle Rockets
- 107 - China. Bring Your Umbrella.
- 106 - Fred, Fount Of Bulimia
- 105 - Adventuring With Octopus Woman
- 104 - Heresy Regarding Integration
- 103 - Conversations With Hant
- 102 - Assault On The Churches
- 101 - Fred, With Salsa
- 100 - The Annual Paranoia Column
- 99 - Draining The Federal Udder
- 98 - Pondering The Underclass
- 97 - Tag. The Horror. Oh, The Horror.
- 96 - Looting In Cincinnati
- 95 - Napster
- 94 - A Codpiece For Hillary
- 93 - Grade School Attacked By Laser
- 92 - Diaper Rash In Academia
- 91 - Getting Shod In Berkeley
- 90 - Horror In The Suburbs
- 89 - Black And Brown In America
- 88 - Nekkid In Austin
- 87 - The Further Decline Of The Military
- 86 - Surveillance In Digital Times
- 85 - Dueling With The Swamp Rat
- 84 - Diapering Europe
- 83 - Martin Luther King
- 82 - The Canoe As Camel
- 81 - Terror On The Playground
- 80 - Getting Rid Of McKinley
- 79 - The Man Beneath The Bed
- 78 - Dodgeball And Violence
- 77 - How Star Trek Turns Your Brains To Grits
- 76 - Slavery, And Why It's My Fault
- 75 - The Few, The Proud, The Slightly Loony
- 74 - Pondering The National Farce
- 73 - Rats, Dumps, And America
- 72 - The Academic Encouragement Of Squalor For Other people
- 71 - Mowgli And The Digital World Economy
- 70 - Bossy And Aerodynamics
- 69 - Sour Reflections On The New America
- 68 - War, Reality, And Ditz-Bunnies
- 67 - Pottifying The Navy
- 66 - Movies For Giraffes
- 65 - Why You Should Stay Out Of The Military
- 64 - Keeping Sanchez In His Place
- 63 - Why Jonny Cant Rede
- 62 - The Decline Of Manners, And A Cure
- 61 - Interracial Dating
- 60 - Vaporizing Nearly Everywhere
- 59 - The Schools Vs. Boys
- 58 - The Brave New Web
- 57 - Too Many Therapists
- 56 - The Road To Racial Catastrophe
- 55 - A President Crafted by Microsoft
- 54 - Ruining Kids Downtown
- 53 - Divorce: A Lawyer's View
- 52 - Beer And Possums In The Autumn
- 51 - The Barbarians Within The Gates
- 50 - Darwin Elucidated
- 49 - Letter From A Dead Racist
- 48 - Gelded Men And Sexless Women
- 47 - Miracles, If Any
- 46 - The Press, Lemmings, And White Wine
- 45 - David Duke As Black Leader
- 44 - Harassing General Claudia
- 43 - Blacks And The Confederate Flag
- 42 - Multiculturalism: The Continuing Tantrum
- 41 - In Search Of The Wino Vote
- 40 - Lying About Women In The Military
- 39 - Reparations For Blacks: Why?
- 38 - The Loss Of Freedom In An Age Of Comfort
- 37 - Divorce: A Male Perspective
- 36 - Feminists As Mutant Frumps
- 35 - The Universities As Sandbox
- 34 - Blacks And Opportunity
- 33 - Godzilla, Mothra, And Other American Art
- 32 - Men, Women, and Mathematics
- 31 - The Time I Wasn't In Playboy
- 30 - Gun Control: Gimme A Break
- 29 - Marry Virtually Anything
- 28 - Should Voting Be A Felony?
- 27 - Illegitimacy As An Urban Hobby
- 26 - Americana: On The Road In 1969
- 25 - The Gummint's Watching, Sort Of
- 24 - Geeks, Dweebs, and Grief Therapy
- 23 - The World Wide Web As Journalistic Apocalypse
- 22 - Pistons, Teen-agers, and Ultimate Meaning
- 21 - Swedenborg Comes To Matamoscas
- 20 - Are White Males Gods?
- 19 - The Hispanification of America
- 18 - Bat Cagle Comes To Washington
- 17 - The Virtues of Bars
- 16 - Women In The Military II: Letters
- 15 - Racial Profiling, If Any, And The Cops
- 14 - The Marine Corps As Psychotherapy
- 13 - Journalism As A Character Defect
- 12 - Against Marriage (Think About A Collie)
- 11 - Americana: Elvis Seen In UFO
- 10 - Let's Fondle Boy Scouts!
- 9 - Women In the Infantry
- 8 - Why Is John Kennedy Special?
- 7 - The Black Underclass: What now?
- 6 - Gender Wars
- 5 - Elegance in a Biker Bar
- 4 - Affirmative Action
- 3 - A Codpiece For Clinton
- 2 - Blacks and Intelligence
- 1 - Feminist Tarantulas
