30 Rock

Liz Lemon is a producer of a Variety show. Jack Donaghy is a top TV network executive. Tracy Jordan is the unpredictable star of Lemon's hit variety show, "TGS with Tracy Jordan." Lemon constantly has her hands full, juggling corporate interference from Donaghy and off-the-handle star antics from Jordan, all while attempting to salvage her own personal life.

Cast

• Tina Fey
• Tracy Morgan
• Jack McBrayer
• Scott Adsit
• Judah Friedlander
• Alec Baldwin
• Jane Krakowski
• Keith Powell
• Katrina Bowden
• Kevin Brown
• Grizz Chapman
• Lonny Ross
• Maulik Pancholy
• John Lutz

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Pilot
  Jack: Are you drunk?::Liz Lemon: [drunk] Yessss!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Aftermath
  Liz Lemon: I thought Tracy was getting here at noon.::Jack: Movie stars move at their own pace, Liz....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Blind Date
  Jack: How was your evening with Thomas?::Liz Lemon: You mean Gretchen Thomas, the brilliant plastics...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Jack the Writer
  Tracy Jordan: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. Co...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Jack-Tor
  Liz Lemon: Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is to be used only for good like overtippin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Jack Meets Dennis
  Jack: What is your contingency plan for a crap storm of this magnitude?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Tracy Does Conan
  Tracy Jordan: Where your feet at, blue man?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Break-Up
  Jack: Guess where I was last night?::Liz Lemon: Mark Foley's sleepover party?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Baby Show
  Tracy Jordan: [answering phone] Yo!::Josh Girard: [impersonating Jack Donaghy] Tracy. It's Jack Dona...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Rural Juror
  Josh Girard: I had to let Tony watch me pee to get this tape....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Head and the Hair
  Jenna Maroney: The "The Hair?"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Black Tie
  Pete Hornberger: [in a high-pitched voice to his kid over the phone] Elmo wants you to aim your pee-...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Up All Night
  Jack: [Drunk and playing with the TV remote after bringing a hooker to Tracy's hotel room] Ooh, vide...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The C Word
  Ted: Pleasure to have met you.::Tracy Jordan: Damn straight. I'm delightful!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Hard Ball
  Pete: [watching Jenna film a patriotic song and dance number that Liz arranged] You know, you actual...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Source Awards
  Tracy Jordan: He bit Shug Knight! He made Rasheed Wallace cry!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Fighting Irish
  Liz Lemon: [to Jack] I want you... to punch your sister in the face....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Fireworks
  Devon Banks: Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Corporate Crush
  [Jack is in a museum facing a painting, waiting for Liz Lemon to meet him there. Liz appears behind ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Cleveland
  Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Hiatus
  Colleen: [Jack's mother is visiting him in the hospital] Tell him his mother's here. An' she loves h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode : Unaired Pilot
  In this unaired pilot, 'Rachel Dratch' (qv) co-stars as Jenna DeCarlo and a different, uncredited ac...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: SeinfeldVision
  Jack: I'm back Lemon. I've had the most productive summer of my life.::Liz Lemon: Me Too!::Jack: All...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Jack Gets in the Game
  Kenneth Parcell: [to Tracy's recently estranged wife] I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the di...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Collection
  Jack: Lem on I'm impressed! You're beginning to think like a businessman.::Liz Lemon: A business wom...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Rosemary's Baby
  Rosemary: Help me Liz Lemon! You're my only hope!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Greenzo
  Liz Lemon: This Earth is ruined. We gotta get a new one....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Somebody to Love
  Tracy Jordan: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don't you know ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Cougars
  Liz Lemon: You can't be gay for one person. Unless you're a lady. And you meet Ellen....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Secrets and Lies
  Celeste Cunningham: I should never have listened to a woman who tapes her bra together.::Jack: Lemon...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Ludachristmas
  [Liz's brother Mitch had an accident as a teenager and believes it's still 1985]::Jack Donaghy: Oh i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Episode 210
  Liz Lemon: Look at those floors. I would walk all around inside of that.::Jenna Maroney: [Jenna walk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: MILF Island
  Kenneth Parcell: I thought we were friends!::Liz Lemon, Deborah: [in unison with MILF Island, playin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Subway Hero
  Liz Lemon: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Succession
  Tracy Jordan: My genius is come alive... like toys when your back is turned....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Sandwich Day
  Alarm Clock: After last night's freak snowfall, it's 90 and humid. In other global warming news, a t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Cooter
  Jack Donaghy: We need hope. We need change. We need experience. We need pens....
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Do-Over
  Jenna Maroney: [Speaking to a group of friends] I got a residual check for that Japanese commercial ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Believe in the Stars
  Oprah Winfrey: I want to help you. What can I do?::Liz Lemon: Can you please say "Please welcome Liz...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The One with the Cast of 'Night Court'
  Jack Donaghy: I need your help, We were having sex at The Palace, she told me she loved me.::Liz Lem...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Gavin Volure
  Gavin Volure: And, of course, I always keep an empty chair to represent all our unfulfilled hopes an...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Reunion
  Liz Lemon: Even Rob Sussman hated me? He was the first gay guy I ever kissed....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Christmas Special
  Colleen Donaghy: Exhibit A: You're cell phone bill. You made a call to 911 at 8:16 AM. Exhibit B: Th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Señor Macho Solo
  Tracy mentions one of his movies: "A Blaffair to Rememblack"....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Flu Shot
  Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Retreat to Move Forward
  Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really?::Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Generalissimo
  Jack Donaghy: Oh Lemon, this is Elisa.::Liz Lemon: What? Come on, you're a nurse? [shakes hands]::El...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: St. Valentine's Day
  [Jack is in a confession booth, trying to shock the priest]::Jack Donaghy: I once claimed "I am God"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Larry King
  Liz Lemon: You want the truth, Kenneth, you want the truth?::Kenneth Parcell: I can't handle the tru...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Goodbye, My Friend
  Sylvia Rossitano: Frankie's father didn't abandon him, he's in hiding in Phoenix. Every Rossitano ma...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Funcooker
  Jack Donaghy: Lemon is right, Jenna, obviously you can't do both TGC and Jenny Jimplin.::Jenna Maron...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Bubble
  Tracy Jordan: Now get in here and rub my feet until you hear a chopper coming....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Apollo, Apollo
  Jenna Maroney: The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Cutbacks
  Tracy Jordan: Jenna, I just want you to know that if we find any human remains in there, I'm gonna t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
  Tracy Jordan: Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like on that HBO sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Ones
  Jack Donaghy: Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws. I mean, somewhere right now a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Natural Order
  Kenneth Parcell: Now you're standing on the exact spot where Gracie Allen took Jack Paar's virginity...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Mamma Mia
  Liz Lemon: Look, Jack, I don't have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anythin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Kidney Now!
  Milton Green: A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show....
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Season 4
  Jack: We'll trick those race card lovin' wide-loads into watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Into the Crevasse
  Liz Lemon: [Looking at her book "Dealbreakers" in a bookstore window, to an employee] Hey, I wrote t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Stone Mountain
  Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has followed the boys into the mensroom] Oh wow, they painted the ceiling in h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Audition Day
  Jack Donaghy: You are at the top of the pyramid. Granted, TGS is a small pyramid, but nevertheless i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Problem Solvers
  Jack Donaghy: I'll tell you everything you need to know, Danny: never do business with a friend, nev...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Sun Tea
  Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
  Liz Lemon: I'm not making this decision based on who's funnier or whom I like best, so Toofer, you'r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Secret Santa
  Jack Donaghy: I've been finger tagged, Lemon.::Liz Lemon: Was it down by the subway entrance because...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Klaus and Greta
  James Franco: My performance will be too provocative for America....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Black Light Attack!
  Tracy Jordan: How come your teeth don't glow in the black light, Kenneth?::Kenneth Parcell: I don't ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Winter Madness
  Tracy Jordan: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Verna
  First appearance in a fantasy sequence of Meat Cat, the Cheesy Blasters animated mascot, even though...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Anna Howard Shaw Day
  Liz Lemon: Avery Jessup, yeah, she's hot. She was on Maxim's "I'd Rape That 100."...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Future Husband
  Jenna Maroney: Where is everyone? I need someone to be outraged to!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Don Geiss, America and Hope
  Jack Donaghy: Truth be told, I have not learnt a lot about Kabletown. It's a whole different busines...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Floyd
  Kenneth Parcell: Ms. Lemon, a mister DeBarber called.::Liz Lemon: Seriously?::Kenneth Parcell: [seri...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter
  Toofer: I'm about to say two words a Harvard man would never say.::Liz Lemon: "I'm cool"? No, I can'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Khonani
  Tracy Jordan: This is bad, because I can't change. I'm like a chameleon: always a lizard!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Argus
  Jack Donaghy: If we can put an ear on a mouse's back, we can certainly make a peacock immortal....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Moms
  Liz Lemon: Excuse me, Doctor Aldrin? I'm sorry. There wasn't a door so I just...::Buzz Aldrin: I don...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land
  Jack Donaghy: It's gonna be a who's who of New York royalty. The Astors, the Rockefellers, the Sbarr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: I Do Do
  Kenneth Parcell: Hey everybody! I got fired today. You won't have Kenneth Allen Parcell to kick arou...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Fabian Strategy
  Jack Donaghy: Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community? There's a term for it: I'm a bear ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: When It Rains, It Pours
  Liz Lemon: I'm actually seeing someone right now. And he's never around 'cause he's a pilot. His nam...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Let's Stay Together
  [Bookman criticizes Jack for the shortage of prominent black characters on NBC]::Jack Donaghy: Then ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Live Show
  Jenna Maroney: [singing her song "Happy Birthday, Skank!"] You say that it's your birthday? Time to ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Reaganing
  Jenna Maroney: You have a good heart, Kenneth. I hope you're in a car accident so that I can have it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Gentleman's Intermission
  Jack Donaghy: Drive, Intelligence, Humility, Chaos. Or the acronym DIHC I'm looking for DIHC, Avery,...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Brooklyn Without Limits
  Steven Austin: You probably know me from the future, where I am the President of the United States, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: College
  Liz Lemon: Oh, why is Toofer in the punishment corner?::Toofer: I said: [posh pronunciation] 'time t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish
  Jenna Maroney: Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Christmas Attack Zone
  Liz Lemon: Who hasn't made mistakes? I once French kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what tu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Mrs. Donaghy
  Company budget cuts affect the TGS staff, and Liz tries to use Jack's wedding mistake in her favor. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning
  Jack Donaghy: Shh. Shh, Lemon, it's okay. As I begin phase two of my Jack Attack on Kabletown, I've ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: ¡Qué Sorpresa!
  The opening and ending score is remarkably similar to the score in the Boys and Girls club commercia...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Double-Edged Sword
  Lorne: You know, you remind me of my parents.::Jack Donaghy: I find that hard to believe.::Lorne: Th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: It's Never Too Late for Now
  Liz Lemon: Ew, Julia Roberts in a movie about eating? Give me Kirstie Alley or somebody who knows wh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: TGS Hates Women
  Jane Krakowski ("Jenna Maroney") states at the start of the show, "Take that Courtney Thorne-Smith."...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Queen of Jordan
  Jack Donaghy: There is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song. "Oh the merry men of Princeton ar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Plan B
  Liz Lemon: Kenneth! you beautiful goon! He's not in Africa; he's somewhere in the delivery zone of F...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: I Heart Connecticut
  Liz Lemon: You wore a penis hat to Princess Diana's funeral!::Tracy Jordan: Because I wore it to her...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: 100: Part 1
  When Pete speaks poorly he is spoofing the incident with news reporter Serene Branson when she could...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: 100: Part 2
  When Hank Hooper threatens to cancel "TGS", Jack convinces him to allow Liz and company the chance t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Everything Sunny All the Time Always
  Liz realizes that she needs to take control of her personal life by fixing up her dream apartment, b...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Respawn
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Dance Like Nobody's Watching
  Jack Donaghy: Being a parent is like wearing your heart outside your body....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Idiots Are People Two!
  Jack Donaghy: Lemon, obviously I can't approve of someone I've never met.::Liz Lemon: Yeah well, I'm...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Idiots Are People Three!
  Denise Richards: These microphones look like black ice cream cones....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell
  Liz is appalled when she finds out Jenna has betrayed their friendship for the sake of fame, so she ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Today You Are a Man
  USA:2 February 2012...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1
  Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. J...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 2
  Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. J...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Tuxedo Begins
  Liz Lemon: You getting mugged just proves what I said to you on the phone. New York is a selfish, fi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Leap Day
  'Jim Carrey' (qv) appears in the movie-within-the-episode Leap Dave Williams as Dave Williams, which...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky
  In order to hide his relationship with Lynn, Frank convinces his mother that he is dating Liz. Tracy...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Standards and Practices
  Kaylie reveals to Jack that she wanted to be expelled to be closer to her boyfriend who is studying ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: St. Patrick's Day
  Liz Lemon: Don't you want to celebrate Ireland's accomplishments, like Michael Lohan and vomiting in...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Grandmentor
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Kidnapped by Danger
  The actor hired to play Jack Donaghy in Kidnapped By Danger is played by William Baldwin, Alec Baldw...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Shower Principle
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Nothing Left to Lose
  Kenneth Parcell: Look at us laughing together, like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Meet the Woggels!
  Jenna's sexual walkabout checklist: - Ed begley/Hank Williams Jr. - Next to horse being born - In a ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Murphy Brown Lied to Us
  The prototype couch in Jack's office is an Ikea Ektorp sofa in Vellinge Blue....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Live from Studio 6H
  Kenneth Parcell: NBC had the first two black characters on TV... sort of. For "Alfie & Abner," NBC h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Return of Avery Jessup
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year?
  Jack Donaghy: You don't need my advice.::Liz Lemon: But I still want it....
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Beginning of the End
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Governor Dunston
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Stride of Pride
  Jenna Maroney: Are you all right, Jack? You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Unwindulax
  Frank Rossitano: Everyone knows you hate stuff like this. You're maybe the most high-maintenance bit...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: There's No I in America
  Realizing that Jenna could decide the Presidential election, Liz and Jack stage a debate to win her ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy
  To escalate the competition between Tracy and Jack in this episode, Tracy gives a large donation to ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Mazel Tov, Dummies!
  Silvercup Studios East, Long Island City, Queens, New York City, New York, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: My Whole Life Is Thunder
  Super Hot Lady: Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you, but I'm a nymphomaniac virgin widow and I jus...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Game Over
  USA:10 January 2013...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Florida
  Dracul (the name of the kid Liz is about to adopt from Transylvania at the beginning) means "the dev...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: A Goon's Deed in a Weary World
  Tracy Jordan: Ladies and gentlemen of the Cabletown board, I quit.::Jenna Maroney: So do I.::Liz Lem...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Hogcock!
  Jenna Maroney: Goodbye forever, you soup line at a gay homeless shelter....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Last Lunch
  The woman from whom Jenna tries to steal a Tony Award during the "One Year Later" coda is Alice Ripl...