Things People Do (2014)

Actors

• Carol A. Compton (miscellaneous crew)
• Doug Liman (producer)
• Jason Isaacs (actor)
• André Des Rochers (miscellaneous crew)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Wes Bentley (actor)
• Matthew Page (actor)
• David Melito (producer)
• David Melito (miscellaneous crew)
• Mamie Mitchell (miscellaneous crew)
• Chad Brummett (actor)
• Audrey Walters (actress)
• Sam Trammell (actor)
• Vinessa Shaw (actress)
• Boots Southerland (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Chris & Carol (2012)

Actors

• Francis Abbey (actor)
• Francis Abbey (editor)
• Francis Abbey (director)
• Francis Abbey (writer)
• Francis Abbey (producer)
• Jenna St. John (actress)
• Jenna St. John (producer)
• Jenna St. John (writer)
• Danny Gavigan (actor)
• Jim Murphy (actor)
• Elliott Kashner (actor)
• Seth Polansky (composer)
• Maya Jackson (actor)
• Devon Freeny (miscellaneous crew)
• Samantha Michael (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Short

Bahlam ala ady (2012)

Actors

• Ezz el Deen el Abd (actor)
• Abdou Mohamed (actor)
• Tarek Abdelwareth (director)
• Farah Ayman (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny (2011)

Actors

• Sarah Nicklin (actress)
• Dan Marshall (actor)
• Dan Marshall (miscellaneous crew)
• Michelle Romano (actress)
• Chuck Slavin (actor)
• Brina (actress)
• Barry Ace (actor)
• David J. Garfield (writer)
• David Langill (actor)
• David J. Garfield (director)
• David J. Garfield (producer)
• David J. Garfield (actor)
• David J. Garfield (editor)
• Suzanne Prunty (actress)
• Jennifer Gjulameti (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

The Jerk (2011)

Actors

• Sean Michael Nugent (actor)
• Usher Morgan (producer)
• Usher Morgan (director)
• Julie Kilzer (actress)
• Katherine Weatherford (actress)
• Christopher Mundie (writer)
• Michael McGaughy (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

The Jerk and the Bar

Five More Minutes (2009)

Actors

• Kaidy Kuna (writer)
• Kaidy Kuna (director)
• Kaidy Kuna (actor)
• Kaidy Kuna (producer)
• Kaidy Kuna (editor)
• Steven Briggs (writer)
• Steven Briggs (actor)
• Brian Baer (actor)
• Michael Mosher (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Two buddies. One Bed. Rock Paper Scissors.

You've Got Junk Mail (2009)

Actors

• Joyce Liu (producer)
• Sharon McWilliams (actress)
• Derek Shaun (actor)
• Anita Olanick (writer)
• Adam Jared Smith (writer)
• Raul Jocson (director)
• Eric Pierce (actor)
• Daniel Burgos-Nystrom (composer)
• Juanita Chase (actress)
• Joshua Lamont (actor)
• Katie Rhee (producer)
• David Jette (writer)
• Jeffrey Countryman (miscellaneous crew)
• Chong Lee (miscellaneous crew)
• Chris Chou (producer)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance
• Short

Handicapped (2008)

Actors

• Joe DeVito III (actor)
• Joe DeVito III (producer)
• Joe DeVito III (director)
• Joe DeVito III (editor)
• Jeff Mosier (actor)
• Ray Dippolito (writer)
• Joe DeVito Jr. (producer)
• Ryan Rolandelli (actor)
• Ryan Rolandelli (editor)
• Janelle DeVito (miscellaneous crew)
• Michelle DeVito (miscellaneous crew)
• Penelope Lynch (actress)
• Todd Gechtman (actor)
• Krista Giffin (actress)
• Deborah Lynn Anderson (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Bench (2004)

Actors

• Eddie Deirmenjian (actor)
• Maxim Lardent (actor)
• Jonathan Suhadolnik (editor)
• Maxim Lardent (writer)
• Maxim Lardent (director)
• Jonathan Suhadolnik (actor)
• Maxim Lardent (producer)
• Maxim Lardent (producer)
• Chris Hawkins (actor)
• Tim Rosenberger (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Jerk - Nobodys
• The Jerk - Bob Marley
• The Jerk - Iggy Pop
• The Jerk - Teenage Bottlerocket

I'm sorry for everything i've done.
I was just out having fun and trying to impress my friends.
They planted the ideas in my head, but i'm the one that got in her bed.
And i regret everything i did.
I try to say i'm sorry, but you just don't understand.
I try to say i want you back, but you want another man.
I try to say i need you, it just don't work this time.
I lost the only friend i needed to be mine.
Cheating isn't nothing new and you know i was never true.
And my excuses, they just don't work.
I know you don't want me back and maybe that's why i act, cause i know i'm a fucking jerk.
I try to say i'm sorry, but you just don't understand.
I try to say i want you back, but you got a better man.
My friends can all go to hell, without you i can't breath.

Girl i realy want step to you yeah!
Girl and its alright,its time i pray for
sure, you gonna sing a little more,
its time i pray for sure you
gonna sing a little more,
try some thing new hey boi dont spoil it
stupid boi, every little thing you thinking
its put your
self before thing so....Jerk! do the jerk ,work!
do the jerk, am me like to do it,hope you like to do it
WELL! i like to do it when am feelin fine, hits me in the hatch
and the thing runs fine, i said worki,work,worki work it
(do the jerk) jerky,jerki,jerk,jerki (do the jerk)...
(sax goes mad cut to bridge!)
G-i-r-l i realy want step to you yeah!!
Girl and its alright,wohoa! its time i pray for sure
you gonna sing a little more,
its time i pray for sure you
gonna sing a little more,
i said its time for sure you gonna sing a little more
i said try some thing new dont spoil it
stupid boi, every little thing you thinking
its put your
self before thing so Jerk! do the jerk! ,work!
i said do the jerk,jerky,jerki,jerk,jerki do the jerk!
worki,work,worki work it do the jerk!
jerk,jerky,jerki,jerk,jerki do the jerk!
worki,work,worki work it do the jerk!
and tha' girl! do the jerk! her! do the jerk!do the jerk!
(do the jerk!) am am doing the jerk! hey pretty momma you
know that am a simmerin.......

Look, here comes the jerk!
See the guy with the fakey smile,
Talkin' to my girl in a friendly style.
He thinks he's quite the flirt,
She'd suck a rats' dick before she'd fuck
Him his brain is full of dirt,
That's why the guy's a jerk,
His balls are gonna burst,
Thats why the guy's a jerk
Oh man you're killin' me!
Hey man your killin me!
He hangs out by the ladies room,
His pick up line is like the voice of doom.
"Hey baby do ya wanna go out with me,
and by the way I make a lotta money."
His method just don't work,
That's why the guy's a jerk.
By the office Johnny lurks,
That's why the guy's a jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Oh man you're killin' me!
Hey man your killin me!
look here comes the jerk
look here comes the jerk
look here comes the jerk
look here comes the jerk
Him his brain is full of dirt,
That's why the guy's a jerk,
His balls are gonna burst,
That's why the guy's a jerk
Oh man you're killin' me!

He'll ignore most of your questions
He won't pretend to care
He won't hesitate to tell you
That he hates your stupid hair
Don't ask him if he likes it
He'll set you up to knock you down
Truth be told he'd like to smash your
Heart into the ground
He's just the jerk and he's going to ask you
Where you're from and why'd you leave
He's just the jerk
And he'll make you want to
Squirt his eyes with Listerine
He's just the jerk and he's going to tell you
Where you're never going to be
He's just the Jerk
And he'll make you want to
Soak his pride in gasoline
And throw a cigarette
Is that exactly what you really want to do?
Deep down he really hates himself
So he takes it out on you
He blocks off all his pain inside
With a lot of attitude
He's sick of staying up at night
Alone and all depressed
He keeps his bedroom nice and clean
But his head is still a mess
He's just the jerk and he's going to ask you
Where you're from and why'd you leave
He's just the jerk
And he'll make you want to
Squirt his eyes with Listerine
He's just the jerk and he's going to tell you
Where you're never going to be
He's just the Jerk
And he'll make you want to
Soak his pride in gasoline
And throw a cigarette